16 Candles

 A young girl's "sweet sixteenth" birthday becomes anything but special as she suffers from every embarrassment possible.

Samantha Baker: Molly Ringwald, Long Duk Dong: Gedde Watanabe, The Geek (Farmer Ted): Anthony Michael Hall

buck2seeunderwear_16.wav - "I was gonna tell you something, but maybe I shouldn't - it's pretty bad" "You may as well. Nothing could shock me anymore." "Last night at the dance, my little brother payed a buck to see your underwear." [LOUD SCREAM!]

Hotstuff_16.wav [gong] Donger: "What's happenin' hot stuff?"

hotstuff_16C.wav [gong] Donger: "What's happenin' hot stuff?"

panties2geek_16.wav - Samantha: "I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

sexygf_16.wav - Dong: "Ooooohhhh sexy girlfriend!"

underpants_16.wav - Geek: "Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"

yankywanky_16.wav - Donger: "[groan] No more yanky my wanky. The donger need food"

16candwavs.zip - Download ALL of the sounds on this page in one convenient zip file.

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