48 Hours

 When a tough cop has a cool convict as a partner and 48 hrs to catch a killer, a lot of funny things can happen in . . . 48 HRS.

Reggie Hammond: Eddie Murphy, Jack Cates: Nick Nolte

brave.wav - Reggie: "Lack of p***y makes you brave, man!"

bronzed.wav - Reggie: "I'm not goin' in for all that macho s**t, Jack... I was great. I should have my dick bronzed."

bullsht.wav - Reggie: "You said bull**** and experience is all it takes, right?" Jack: "Yeah." Reggie: "Come on in and experience some of my bull****"

class.wav - Jack: "Class isn't something you buy. Look at you. You got a $500 suit on and you're still a low-life." Reggie: "Yeah, but I look good!"

dontlike.wav - Reggie: "Alright, listen up!... I don't like white people."

nitemare.wav - Redneck: "What the hell kind of cop are you?" Reggie: "You know what I am? I'm your worst f***ing nightmare. I'm a ni**er with a badge. That means I got permission to kick your f***ing ass whenever I feel like it."

rednecks.wav - Reggie: Alright, listen up! I don't like white people. I hate rednecks. You people are rednecks. That means I'm enjoyin' this shit.

roxanne.wav - Reggie sings "Roxanne" in his cell.

sheriff.wav - Reggie: And I want the rest of y'all to know something.  There's a new sheriff in town... and his name is Reggie Hammond.

skyblue.wav - Jack: I didn't know you darker people went in for foreign jobs. Reggie: Yeah, well, I had no choice. Some white a**hole bought the last piece of s**t sky-blue Cadillac.

turdhunt.wav - Jack: You've been dickin' me around since we started this turdhunt.

windblow.wav Jack: Any man talks about women like you can't get it up anyhow. Reggie: I've been in prison for three years.  My dick gets hard if the wind blows.

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