Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

 He's the best there is! (Actually, he's the only one there is.)- A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of a missing dolphin mascot of a football team.

Ace Ventura: Jim Carrey

acelaf.wav - Ace's laugh

acelaugh2.wav - Ace's laugh

alrighty_av.wav - Ace: "Aaaaaaallllllrightythen!"

assques_av.wav - Ace: Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions.

beinright_av.wav - Ace: Man! I'm tired of bein' right.

cryaboutit_av.wav - Ace: Well why dontcha cry about it?

dontgo_av.wav - Ace: Do NOT go in there... WHOOOO!

eyeout_av.wav - Ace: You know... you could put somebody's eye out with that thing.

holytt_av.wav - Ace: Hooooly testicle Tuesday!

letmethink_av.wav - Ace: Gee, let me think.

letsdo_av.wav - Ace: Let's do all the things that you wanna do.

nohumans_av.wav - Ace: I don't do humans.

nopassgo_av.wav - Do not pass go. Do not collect two-hundred dollars.

nopowr_av.wav - Ace(in Scotish accent): I just can't doit captain, I doont have the powerr.

ohman!_av.wav - Ace: OHHHH!! MANNNNN!

roomofdeath_av.wav - Ace: This is a lovely room of death.

screamalright_av.wav - Ace: [screaming leading into] Aaaaaaalllllrightythen.

spankyou_av.wav - Ace: Spankyouverymuch.

stinky_av.wav - Ace: Say hello to my stinky little friend.

testtues_av.wav - Ace: Hooooly testicle Tuesday!

waitlongr_av.wav - Ace: If I'm not back in 5 minutes... just wait longer.

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