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James Bond

Fri, 26 Jan 1962 00:00:00 -0700

Bond, James Bond. Agent 007. This page contains a collection of wav files of our master spy with the license to kill. They are not attributed to any particular movie.

chinesegirls.wav Connery: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

howdydo.wav Connery?: Howdyoudo?

pleasure2meet.wav Villain: It is a great pleasure to meet you at last.

pusgalor.wav PG: My name is Pussy Galore. Connery: I must be dreaming.

timesense.wav Connery: Well, we corpses have absolutely no sense of time.

Boondock Saints

Mon, 25 Jan 1999 00:00:00 -0700

When the sadistic Russian mob starts muscling in on their Shouth Boston Irish neighborhood, Connor and Murphy McManus know what must be done. Feeling that the vengeance of God is flowing through their veins, they set out to rid the streets of gangsters, criminals and lowlifes. As the body count rises, the brothers become local heroes. Now, one unorthodox FBI agent must be cunning enough to bring them down.

Paul Smecker: Willem Dafoe, Conner MacManus: Sean Patrick Flanery, Murphy MacManus: Norman Reedus, Rocco: David Della Rocco, Il Duce: Billy Connolly

7-11_bds.wav Conner: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doing business but we're always open.

9guys_bds.wav Rocco: Shut your fat ass, Rayvie. I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've f***ed!

awayteam_bds.wav Ivan: I am Ivan Checkov and you will be closing now. Conner: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find us a spock and we got us an away team.

badtv_bds.wav Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television.

cantbelieve_bds.wav Murphy: I can't believe that just f***ing happened!

catsname_bds.wav Rocco: I'll shoot myself in the head you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious little... Donna: Skippy! Rocco: Oh Jesus! What color was it, bitch!?

closure_bds.wav Donna: Where's my cat? Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch. Donna: What? Why? Rocco: I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.

comfortable_bds.wav Murphy: So what do you think? Conner: I'm strangely comfortable with it.

courtspeech_bds.wav Conner: Now you will receive us! Murphy: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. Conner: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Conner: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Conner: Each day we will spill their blood 'till it rains down from the skies. Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Conner: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption. Into our domain. Conner: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it. Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish... Conner/Murphy/Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, et fili [they cock their guns] et spiritu sancti.

cowboy_bds.wav Smecker: It looks like we got us a cowboy.

fbicard_bds.wav Doc: An FBI agent came by the bar and he left me his ccc...ca... he left me his ccc... oh, he f***ing gave me this. F**K! ASS!

glasshouses_bds.wav Doc: Well, you know what they say. People in glass houses sink ships.

hammerofgod_bds.wav Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet, the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

heavy_bds.wav Rocco: This is some heavy s**t. This is like Lone Ranger heavy, man.

killeveryone_bds.wav Rocco: We could kill everyone.

leaked2press_bds.wav Smecker: I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press.

makeliketree_bds.wav Doc: Why don't you make like a tree and get the f**k outa here.

makeugo_bds.wav Ivan: If you won't go. We will make you go.

methink_bds.wav Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking. Huh, genious?

packyershit_bds.wav Rocco: Pack your s**t! Pack your s**t! We gotta get outa here! We gotta get out!

pissesmeoff_bds.wav Rocco: There's so much s**t that pisses me off.

prayer_bds.wav Il Duce: When I wears my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold in judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies and I will repay those who hates me. Oh Lord, raise me to thy right hand and count me among thy saints.

proverbs_bds.wav Doc: Well you know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships! Rocco: Hey, Doc. I got to buy you like a proverb book or something. This mix 'n' match shit's got to go. Doc: What? Conner: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it? Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

retard_bds.wav Conner: Oh, you're such a f***ing retard!

riverdancing_bds.wav Smecker: Kinda makes me feel like riverdancing.

weird_bds.wav Rocco: Don't you think that's a little weird - a little psycho?

WHAT_bds.wav Rocco: WHAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!!

wyattearp_bds.wav Rocco: Wyatt f***ing Earp!

BoondockSaints.zip - All files from this page. Broadband connection recommended.

Demolition Man

Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:00:00 -0700

A cop is brought out of suspended animation in prison to pursue an old ultra-violent enemy who is loose in a nonviolent future society.

John Spartan: Sylvester Stallone, Simon Phoenix: Wesley Snpes, Lt. Lenina Huxley: Sandra Bullock, Alfredo Garcia: Benjamin Bratt, Edgar Friendly: Dennis Leary, Erwin: Rob Schneider (uncredited)

action_dm.wav Huxley: What I wouldn't give for some action.

alarm_dm.wav [SFX]

arrest_dm.wav Spartan: You're under arrest.

assertiveness_dm.wav Dispatcher: Proceed with extreme assertiveness.

awhell_dm.wav Spartan: Aw hell.

backinfridge_dm.wav Spartan: somebody put me back in the fridge.

badverybad_dm.wav Huxley: Oh this is bad. This is very bad.

blastpast_dm.wav Phoenix: I'm a blast from the past!

boggle_dm.wav Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?

boggle-bang_dm.wav Phoenix: Mellow greetings, sir. What's your boggle? [shotgun blast]

bothseconds_dm.wav Spartan: You're going to regret this for the rest of your life... both seconds of it.

broodishfossil_dm.wav What would you say if I called you a broodish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era greatfully forgotten? Spartan: I don't know... thanks?

buckleup_dm.wav Spartan: Buckle up.

canoli_dm.wav Spartan: What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a canoli.

coldhere1_dm.wav Phoenix: Is it cold in here... or is it just me?

defrostingmultilifers_dm.wav Huxley: This is very bad. He's accessed the cryoprison and he's about to defrost the entire multi-lifer wing... most of the don't like you.

disgusting_dm.wav Huxley: ewww. Disgusting.

evilcriminal_dm.wav He's evil in a way you've never read about. He's a criminal the likes of which you've never seen.

evilmr-rogers_dm.wav Phoenix: That's who you remind me of... An evil Mr. Rogers.

exciting_dm.wav Huxley: Oh, boy... how exciting [sarcastically]

friendlyrants_dm.wav Friendly: I'm the kinda guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder gee, should I have the T-bone steak, or the jumbo rack of bar-b-que ribs with the side order of gravy fries? I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, okay. I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47 year old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas drinking a broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar Mayer wiener."

gottastopthis_dm.wav Spartan: Oh, we gotta stop this.

greetings_dm.wav Greetings and salutations.

greetingscitizen_dm.wav Terminal: Greetings citizen. How are you feeling on this glorious day?

hallofviolence_dm.wav [tones] You are now entering the hall of violence.

illuminate_dm.wav Phoenix: Illuminate [SFX]

impressed_dm.wav Spartan: I'm impressed.

joyjoyfeelings_dm.wav Terminal: You are an incredibly sensitive man who inspires joy joy feelings in all those around you.

longchat_dm.wav You and I are going to have a nice long chat.

losehead_dm.wav Phoenix: I swear... I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.

onecredit_dm.wav Terminal: You are fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality statute.

outofcontrol_dm.wav Cockto: The only thing I haven't got under control is you.

paint-town_dm.wav Friendly: I tell you what we're going to do. We're going to go out drinking... all of us... Get shit-faced and paint the town... Literally... Put up graffiti, slogans, it'll be a blast!

paydearly_dm.wav Cockto: Someone will pay dearly for this.

retinascan_dm.wav [SFX] Retina coding accepted.

sapdgreetings_dm.wav Dispatcher: Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the emergency line of the San-Angeles police department. If you prefer an automated response, press 1 now.

scumbag_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, you got something to say, scumbag?

servicenotreq_dm.wav Phoenix: Thank you very much, but your services will no longer be required.

sex_dm.wav Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex?

snarebadguy_dm.wav Cockto: I want you to do everything in your power to snare this agent of destruction.

stupid_dm.wav Phoenix: Stoopid!

sweetmusic_dm.wav Phoenix: Whoooo! Sweet music to my ears.

tacobell_dm.wav Cockto: I would like you to accompany me to Taco Bell.

thingofbeauty_dm.wav Spartan: Now, that's a thing of beauty.

ulookgr82day_dm.wav Terminal: U look GR8 2 Day! Phoenix: Yeah, well, I feel good, too.

untrained_dm.wav Dispatcher: We're police officers. We're not trained to handle this kind of violence.

usetheforce_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, Luke Skywalker - use the force.

verynotbad_dm.wav Spartan: Very not bad.

violationbuzzer_dm.wav [SFX]

whatdoinghere_dm.wav Phoenix: Whatthehellareyoudoinghere?

whatthehellisthis_dm.wav Spartan: Hey, what the hell is this?

whatwant_dm.wav What do you want?

whatwillwedo_dm.wav Huxley: What will we do?

wrongagain_dm.wav Phoenix: Wrong again!

Die Hard

Mon, 25 Jan 1988 00:00:00 -0700

New York cop John McClane gives terrorists a dose of their own medicine as they hold hostages in an LA office building.

John McClane: Bruce Willis, Hans Gruber: Alan Rickman, Holly Genero McClane: Bonnie Bedelia. Sgt. Al Powell: Reginald VelJohnson, Karl: Alexander Godunov, Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson: Paul Gleason, Argyle: De'voreaux White, Theo: Clarence Gilyard Jr.

advice_dh1.wav John: Thanks for the advice.

calling_dh1.wav Guard: I had a feeling you'd be calling.

destbldg_dh1.wav Robinson: I don't know who in the hell you think you are or what you think you're doing, but you just destroyed a building!

eveninofficer_dh1.wav Guard: Evenin', officer, what can I do for ya'?

fewlafs_dh1.wav John: Come out to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs.

geronimo_dh1.wav John: Geronimo, mother f***er.

holyshit_dh1.wav Robinson: Holy shit.

igotit_dh1.wav Reporter: Tell me you got that! Cameraman: I got it, I got it.

jerkweed_dh1.wav John: Let's see you take this under advisement, jerkweed.

lookaround_dh1.wav Al: You don't mind if I take a look around, do you?

lookspissed_dh1.wav Hostage: God, that man looks really pissed.

mayday_dh.wav John: Mayday, mayday, anyone copy, channel 9.

merryxmas_dh1.wav Drunk: Heeey. Merry Christmas.

nohelp_dh.wav Robinson: Now, we do not want your help. Is that clear? We don't want your help.

nothostage_dh1.wav Robinson: Oh, I hope that's not a hostage.

policeRV_dh1.wav Theo: The police have themselves an RV.

proceed_dh1.wav Theo: You bet your ass I wish to proceed.

qbtoast_dh1.wav Theo: Oh my God! The quarterback is TOAST!

reservedchan_dh1.wav Dispatcher: This channel is reserved for emergency calls only. John: No f***ing shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

smallfeet_dh1.wav John: 9 million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

stupidMF_dh1.wav John: Oh, you stupid mother f***ers, no NO!

think_dh1.wav John: Think, God dammit, think.

tvdinner_dh1.wav John: Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.

wastetime_dh1.wav Al: Sorry to waste your time.

welcome2party_dh1.wav John: Welcome to the party, pal!

whathavewe_dh1.wav Theo: Whoa! Wait a minute, wait a minute. What have we here, gentlemen?

whatnow_dh1.wav John: Okay, what do we do now?

whoareyou_dh1.wav Hans: Who are you, then? John: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass.

wrong-guess_dh1.wav John: [buzzer noise] Sorry, Hans, wrong guess.

yippiekyay_dh1.wav John: Yippie ky ay, mother f***er.

yippiekyay-hans_dh1.wav Hans: Yippie ky ay, mother f***er.

Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Thu, 25 Jan 1990 00:00:00 -0700

John McClane is forced to battle mercenaries who seize control of an airport's communications and threaten to cause plane crashes if their demands are not met.

John McClane: Bruce Willis, Holly Genero McClane: Bonnie Bedelia. Sgt. Al Powell: Reginald VelJohnson, Richard Thornburg: William Atherton, Col. Stuart: William Sadler, Gen. Ramon Esperanza: Franco Nero, Maj. Grant: John Amos, Capt. Carmine Lorenzo: Dennis Franz, Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes: Art Evans, Trudeau: Fred Dalton Thompson

army-marines_dh2.wav McClain: Just stay here and get ready to call the marines. Barnes: I thought they were the army? McClain: Who gives a f**k, just get ready.

balls_dh2.wav Grant: Do you believe the balls on this son of a bitch?

cantbelieve_dh2.wav McClain: Man, I can't f***ing believe this s**t

cantdo_dh2.wav Trudeau: Dammit, you can't do this.

cant-talk_dh2.wav Lorenzo: Hey, you can't talk to me like that.

checkedsys_dh2.wav Barnes: I checked all systems - it ain't happening.

codered_dh2.wav Trudeau: We have a code-red alert

codeyellow_dh2.wav Barnes: Emergency. We are in a code yellow.

come2papa_dh2.wav McClain: Come to papa, scumbag.

creative_dh2.wav Grant: Well maybe they're just a little bit more creative than you think!

dismissed_dh2.wav Stuart: Dismissed

donebefore_dh2.wav McClain: It's okay. I've done this before.

elementchance_dh2.wav Stuart: So much for the element of chance.

emergland_dh2.wav Pilot: We have no choice but to attempt an emergency landing.

emergland-full_dh2.wav Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Captain - Your attention. We have no choice but to attempt an emergency landing. Please fasten your seatbelts and assume crash positions as instructed by your cabin attendents.

enufsnow_dh2.wav Grant: I don't know about you guys, but I've seen enough f***ing snow to last a lifetime.

everysys_dh2.wav Barnes: Every goddam system's dead.

familiar_dh2.wav McClain: Well you look really familiar to me. Stuart: I get that a lot. I've been on TV.

freedom_dh2.wav Esperanza: Freedom... McClain: Not yet.

frozenpizza_dh2.wav McClain: Yeah, well, as far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

herewego_dh2.wav Grant: Alright, here we go.

id_dh2.wav McClain: Where's your ID?

iknowyou_dh2.wav Lorenzo: Yeah yeah, I know who you are.

jerkoff_dh2.wav Grant: We're here to jerk off that c**k sucker

just-the-fax_dh2.wav McClain: Just the fax, ma'am, just the fax.

kickassvacation_dh2.wav Stuart: My congratulations, gentlemen. You have won a victory for our way of life, my pride, my admiration, and a kick ass vacation. Now, get on board.

litlprobs_dh2.wav Stewardess: They anticipate little problems like this.

merryxmas_dh2.wav Street cop: Merry Christmas, pal.

metaldet_dh2.wav McClain: What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass, or the s**t in your brains?

millioncombos_dh2.wav Barnes: This is a 10-digit control panel... 6-digit readout... hell, that could be a million combinations.

mypond_dh2.wav Lorenzo: Look, you are in my little pond now. And I am the big fish that runs it.

netdown_dh2.wav Controller: Nothin'. The whole network is down.

niceguess_dh2.wav McClain: Nice guess, a**hole.

nobackup_dh2.wav Controller: Backup systems won't come up.

nofail_dh2.wav Stuart: You fail me again, and the chamber won't be empty.

notaword_dh2.wav Trudeau: Alright, not a word of this leaves this room.

notmakeit_dh2.wav McClain: I don't think this one's gonna make it, boys.

notnow_dh2.wav Lorenzo: Not now! Later!

objectlesson_dh2.wav Stuart: That concludes our object lesson for this evening.

parkinglot_dh2.wav Trudeau: Alright, everyone, let's call our birds and slow 'em down before we get a parking lot over our heads. The line starts at the Mississippi and they better start taking numbers.

penalty_dh2.wav Stuart: Well, then, the damage is minimal. The penalty... is severe.

pisspool_dh2.wav Al: Listen, you're not pissing in somebody's pool, are you?

radar_dh2.wav Stuart: We have radar contact and show you on ILS. You're in the glidepath and looking good.

radioshack_dh2.wav Controller: Yeah, right, somebody wanna run down to Radio Shack and get a transmitter?

runwayicy_dh2.wav Stuart: Now, watch it, 30 knot crosswinds and the runway is icy.

sliderule_dh2.wav McClain: What do you need, a sliderule to figure this out?

sob_dh2.wav McClain: Son of a bitch.

stackem_dh2.wav Trudeau: Stack 'em, pack 'em, and rack 'em... move!

stayinseat_dh2.wav McClain: You're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane reaches the terminal. No frequent flyer mileage for you.

thosefeelings_dh2.wav Al: Ouch. When you get those feelings, insurance companies start to go bankrupt.

tvthinksurhot_dh2.wav Lorenzo: Just 'cause the TV thinks you're hot s**t, that don't make it so.

whatcall_dh2.wav Lorenzo: What do you call that s**t?

whatwilltheysay_dh2.wav Lorenzo: Now what do you think they're going to say upstairs when I tell them that?

wheredoor_dh2.wav McClain: Where's the f**king door?

whoareyou_dh2.wav McClain: Who are you?

whoisthis_dh2.wav Trudeau: How did you get on this line? Who is this?

whyhappen_dh2.wav Holly: Why does this keep happening to us?

wrongplace_dh2.wav Grant: Now you're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time!

yippiekyay_dh2.wav McClain:... the classic line!

Die Hard With a Vengeance

Wed, 25 Jan 1995 00:00:00 -0700

John McClane and a store owner must play a bomber's deadly game as they race around New York while trying to stop him.

John McClane: Bruce Willis, Simon Gruber: Jeremy Irons, Zeus Carter: Samuel L. Jackson, Joe Lambert: Graham Greene, Connie Kowalski: Colleen Camp, Insp. Walter Cobb: Larry Bryggman, Ricky Walsh: Anthony Peck, Dr. Fred Schiller: Stephen Pearlman

21stpres_dh3.wav - McClane: Tell 'em to find out who the 21st President was. Jerry: Chester A. Arthur. McClane: What? Jerry: Chester A. Arthur. 1881 to 1885. Nominated Vice President in 1880. Did you know he was Collector of Customs right here in New York? McClane: No, I didn't know that, Jerry. You take care of yourself.

aboutyou_dh3.wav - Dr. Schiller: What I do know is it does have specifically to do with you. This guy wants to pound on you until you crumble. He wants you to dance to his tune and then... McClane: Put on a dress a f*ck me? Schiller: I was going to say kill you.

aiming_dh3.wav - Zeus: Are you aiming for these people? McClane: No! Well... maybe that mime.

awshit_dh3.wav - Zaus: Aw s*it

backup_dh3.wav - Zeus: Back! Back up! Back the f*ck up. NOW!

badhangover_dh3.wav - McClane: Let me tell you something. I've got a bad f*cking hangover, alright? And I'm a little sick of these f*cking riddles.

badheadache_dh3.wav - McClane: I am the voice of my own god... and I have a very bad headache but she didn't believe me. I really do have a bad headache, though. I have a VERY BAD HEADACHE and MY HEAD DOES NOT FEEL GOOD!!

badheadache2_dh3.wav - McClane: You got any aspirins? I have had a bad f*cking headache all day long.

badtime_dh3.wav - McClane: Hey, d*ckhead. Did I come at a bad time?

betterthanboom_dh3.wav - McClane: The only thing better than blowing up a hundred million dollars worth of gold is making people think you did.

birdsfeather_dh3.wav - Simon: Birds of a feather flock together so do pigs and swine. Rats and mice have their chance as shall I have mine.

blackshit_dh3.wav - Zeus: Is this some black sh*t again?

blowitup_dh3.wav - Zeus: You're gonna blow it all up? Simon: That's the idea.

brotherhole_dh3.wav - McClane: You know your brother was an asshole.

callmesimon_dh3.wav - Cobb: Who is this? Simon: Call me Simon.

calloffsearch_dh3.wav - Charlie: I'd say you could call of your search.

cellphones_dh3.wav - McClane: God damn cellular f*cking phones!

colorful_dh3.wav - McClane: Crawl out from under that rock you're hiding under and I'll drive this truck up your ass. Simon: How colorful.

communique_dh3.wav - Simon: [recorded] This is a communiqué from the CRF. For too long, the West has conspired to steal the wealth of the world, consigning the balance of humanity to economic starvation. In a few minutes, the contents of the Federal Reserve Bank, the gold your economies are built on, will be redistributed by explosive across the bottom of the Long Island Sound. If you are not in gridlock, I invite you to come and watch.

couldbeworse_dh3.wav - Zeus: What am I doing? McClane: Cheer up, things could be worse.

countdown_dh3.wav - Cobb: On my mark. 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 Go! Go go go go go!

dial911_dh3.wav - McClane: Dial 911. Tell the police to get up here quick, somebody's about to get killed.

dogsbarkin_dh3.wav - Zeus: Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that reads 'I hate n*!!ers' has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking.

dontmove_dh3.wav - Zeus: Don't f*cking move.

dontwait_dh3.wav - Kowalski: Walter, the kids may be fine but you wait much longer and I'm going to pee in my pants.

exterminators_dh3.wav - Zeus: That's right. Run mother f*ckers! The exterminators are here.

f-head_dh3.wav - McClane: Hey, f*ckhead. Yeah, you. F*ckhead.

firstsquad_dh3.wav - Goon: Alright listen up! First squad you're mustered out in half an hour in the school bus.

flagdown_dh3.wav - Zeus: You got a helluva way of flagging somebody down.

focus_dh3.wav - Zeus: You want to focus on the problem at hand?

funwithphoneco_dh3.wav - Simon: Having fun with the phone company, are we?

givemepies_dh3.wav - Simon: Said Simple Simon to the pie man going to the fair, 'give me your pies... or I'll cave your head in'

goindown_dh3.wav - Chopper pilot: Alright hang on hang on, we're going down.

gottabarecord_dh3.wav - Zeus: How do Catholics do their thing? McClane: North, South, West, East. How much time? Zeus: 27 minutes. McClane: Ha! 72nd & Broadway to Central Park South in three minutes. Gotta be a f*cking record.

halfcity911_dh3.wav - Dispatcher: Half the god damned city just called 9-1-1!

hangon_dh3.wav - McClane: Listen to me. Hang the f*ck on, alright?

have2answer_dh3.wav - Zeus: If you have to shoot me, then you go ahead and you shoot me but I HAVE to answer this PHONE. ALRIGHT!? (sounds to me like it would make a great ringtone)

helpful_dh3.wav - Simon: Thank you, that's very helpful.

hooklinesinker_dh3.wav - Simon: They bought it. Hook, line... and sinker.

how2shoot_dh3.wav - McClane: You don't know how to shoot a gun? Zeus: Look, all brothers son't know how to shoot a gun you racist mother f*cker. McClane: Sue me. Just yank back on that and pull the trigger.

howdoing_dh3.wav - Lambert: How's he doing? Zeus: I got shot in the leg. How do you think I'm doing?

interrogating_dh3.wav - Zeus: What the f*ck are you doing? McClane: Interrogating him. Zeus: Well what's he gonna tell you, 'I'm dead'? McClane: Well I ain't gonna know until I ask him, am I?

iquit_dh3.wav - Zeus: You need me a lot more than I need you. You don't like the way I do things? Fine. I quit.

iwouldntbehere_dh3.wav - Zeus: If I hadn't saved your f*cking ass, I wouldn't be sitting here with you about to blow up with a hundred million dollars in f*cking gold.

letemcook_dh3.wav - McClane: Think we should call a fire truck? Zeus: Ah f*ck 'em. Let 'em cook.

letsgo_dh3.wav - Lambert: Okay, gang. Lets Goooo!

lookatfront_dh3.wav - Lambert: Okay, now take a look at the front. (not sure why I recorded this one. It just sounded interesting.)

mclanethere_dh3.wav - Simon: Is there a detective named McClane there?

nohoops_dh3.wav - Zeus: I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho.

nohoopsfull_dh3.wav - Zeus: I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho. That's a white man with white problems. you deal with him.

nosimonsez_dh3.wav - Simon: I didn't say 'Simon says'

notevengod_dh3.wav - Zeus: I told you 9th Avenue was the quickest way South. McClane: Would you stop all the god damn yelling. I know what I'm doing. Zeus: Not even God knows what you're doing.

notinchurch_dh3.wav - Cobb: Kowalski! Lambert! You know where to find McClane? Lambert: Well I kinda doubt you're going to find him in church.

notpsycho_dh3.wav - McClane: He's a f*ck up, not a psycho. The guy we're looking for is nuts.

penalty_dh3.wav - Simon: Non compliance will result in a penalty.

personal_dh3.wav - Simon: I have something personal to finish.

pidgeons_dh3.wav - Simon: I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why was it they did go? You cannot tell, you do not know.

playgame_dh3.wav - Cobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game.

playgamefull_dh3.wav - Cobb: Who is this? Simon: Call me Simon. Cobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game.

plotthickens_dh3.wav - Simon: This, gentlemen, is where they say, 'the plot thickens'

racist_dh3.wav - McClane: You're a racist. You don't like me because I'm white. Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me killed.

roaches_dh3.wav - Zeus: Look like roaches with the lights coming on.

shespissed_dh3.wav - Zeus: I think she's pissed at you.

shouldnttouch_dh3.wav - Charlie: I shouldn't even touch it. Who knows what kind of booby traps this thing has got.

shutupthink_dh3.wav - McClane: Shut the f*ck up and think, alright.

simonsez_dh3.wav - Cobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game. Cobb: What kind of game? Simon: Simon says.

simonsezfull_dh3.wav - Cobb: Who is this? Simon: Call me Simon. Cobb: What do you want? Simon: I want to play a game. Cobb: What kind of game? Simon: Simon says.

smoke_dh3.wav - Zeus: We got f*cking smoke and sh*t flying over here!

stillalive_dh3.wav - Simon: Congratulations. You're still alive.

stives_dh3.wav - Simon: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, sacks, cats and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

talkedoutajump_dh3.wav - Zeus: Oh... Boy... Am I glad you talked me outa jumpin'

thatslow_dh3.wav - Zeus: Oh, now that's low. Even for a white mother f*cker like you.

tunnel3_dh3.wav - Jerry: 480 yards of rock moved so far. Now, that's ten times the Hoover dam. Right now, there's 516 feet of rock above our heads. This part is phase three of tunnel three. Planning for it began back in 1954 but construction didn't begin until June of 1970. Do you know what the most interesting part of tunnel three is? McClane: What's that, Jerry? Jerry: The valves.

verybadday_dh3.wav - Zeus: You are about to have a very bad day.

waitingforboom_dh3.wav - Lambert: But we can't stand here with our thumb up our ass waiting for this freakin' thing to blow up!

whichcountry_dh3.wav - Simon: Yesterday... yesterday, we were an army with no country. Tomorrow, we have decide which country we want to buy!

whiteman_dh3.wav - Raymond: Uncle, you better come look at this. Zeus: What? Raymond: It's a white man standing in the middle of the street. Zeus: I seen one. Raymond: Not like this.

whitepeople_dh3.wav - Zeus: Now, where you goin'? Dexter: School. Zeus: Why? Raymond: To get educated. Zeus: *Why*? Dexter: So we can go to college. Zeus: And why is that important? Dexter: To get es-pect. Zeus: RE-spect. Now, who's the bad guys? Dexter: Guys who sell drugs. Raymond: Guys who have guns. Zeus: And who's the good guys? Dexter: We're the good guys. Zeus: Who's gonna help you? Raymond: Nobody. Zeus: *So who's gonna help you*? Dexter: We're gonna help ourselves. Zeus: And who do we not want to help us? Dexter, Raymond: White people. Zeus: That's right.

whtprobs_dh3.wav - Zeus: That's a white man with white problems. you deal with him.

whylaugh_dh3.wav - McClane: What the f*ck you laughing about? [Zeus is laughing in the background]

WTF_dh3.wav - Gang leader: What the F*CK!?

wtfhappened_dh3.wav - Zeus: Oh, what the f*ck happened?

yougottago_dh3.wav - Cobb: Simon says you gotta go!

zeus_dh3.wav - Zeus: My name is Zeus. McClane: Zeus? Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, Mount Olympus, don't f*ck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass - Zeus! You got a problem with that?

The Fugitive

Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:00:00 -0700

A murdered wife. A one-armed man. An obsessed detective. The chase begins. Dr. Richard Kimble, unjustly accused of killing his wife, must find the real one-armed killer while avoiding Marshal Sam Gerard.

Dr. Richard Kimble: Harrison Ford, Marshal Samuel Gerard: Tommy Lee Jones

1armdothat.wav Cop: "Did the one-armed guy do that?"

1moreques.wav Gerard: "Sorry, wanna ask you one more question"

ambulance_fug.wav Gerard: "Where the hell's he goin' in an ambulance?"

askques_fug.wav Marshall: "Lemme ask y'a question"

bigdogright.wav Gerard: "Let that be a lesson to you boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the big dog. Big dog is always right."

Godzilla

Sun, 25 Jan 1998 00:00:00 -0700

1998 remake of the classic Japanese monster movie. The result of multiple nuclear tests in the Pacific Ocean, irradiated giant lizard Godzilla makes its way to Manhattan and wreaks havoc in the big city.

Dr. Niko Tatopoulos: Matthew Broderick, Philippe Roache: Jean Reno, Audrey Timmonds: Maria Pitillo, Victor "Animal" Palotti: Hank Azaria

breaststalk_gz.wav

imeating_gz.wav

toonice_gz.wav

The Hunt for Red October

Thu, 25 Jan 1990 00:00:00 -0700

In 1984, the USSR's best submarine captain in their newest sub violates orders and heads for the USA. Is he trying to defect, or to start a war?

Captain Marko Ramius: Sean Connery, Jack Ryan: Alec Baldwin, Cmdr. Bart Mancuso: Scott Glenn, Captain 2nd Rank Vasily Borodin: San Neill, Admiral James Greer: James Earl Jones

Independence Day

Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00:00 -0700

Mankind learns that it is not alone when alien spacecraft come to Earth and destroy major cities across the globe. The survivors devise a plan to fight back against the enslaving aliens, and July 4th becomes the day humanity will fight for its freedom. July 4th is their Independence Day...

Cpt. Steven Hiller: Will Smith, President Thomas J. Whitmore: Bill Pullman, David Levinson: Jeff Goldblum, 1st Lady Marilyn Whitmore: Mary McDonnell, Julius Levinson: Judd Hirsch, General William Grey: Robert Loggia, Russell Casse: Randy Quaid, Constance Spano: Margaret Colin, Jasmine Dubrow: Vivica A. Fox, Marty Gilbert: Harvey Fierstein, Dr. Brackish Okun: Brent Spiner

8YRSMIT.WAV Julius: "So tell me, you're so smart, how come you spent 8 years at MIT to become a cable repairman?"

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Sun, 25 Jan 1981 00:00:00 -0700

Archeologist and adventurer Indiana Jones is hired by the US government to find the Ark of the Covenant, before the Nazis can unleash its power.

Indiana Jones: Harrison Ford, Dr. Marcus Brody: Denholm Elliott, Sallah: John Rhys-Davies, Marion Ravenwood: Karen Allen, Dr. Rene Belloq: Paul Freeman

civilized.wav Belloq: We can at least be have like civilized men.

goodgod_ij.wav Good God. Brody: Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought.

hatesnakes.wav Indy: I hate snakes, Jaques. I hate 'em!

hocuspocus.wav Indy: What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitions hocus-pocus...

holyshit_rla.wav Indy: Holy shit.

itfortheday.wav Indy: Okay, that's it for the day, then.

itoldall.wav Marion: I've already told you everything I know.

itsadate.wav Marion: What's this? Indy: It's a date. You eat 'em.

killunow.wav Indy: I ought to kill you right now.

makeasgo.wav Indy: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.

mercsbadname.wav Belloq: You're giving mercenaries a bad name.

muchalike.wav Belloq: You and I are very much alike.

nastynow.wav Indy: Now you're getting nasty.

overdress.wav You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.

persistence.wav Belloq: Your persistence surprises even me.

pwrofgod.wav 1: Good God. Brody: Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought. 1: Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of there? Indy: lightning... fire... the power of God, or something.

soundlikemom.wav Indy: What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother.

stimulating.wav Bellow: How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters.

stinofall.wav Belloq: Please, sit down before you fall down.

talkabout.wav Now, what shall we talk about?

troublesme.wav Sallah: There's something that troubles me.

whadusay.wav Marion: What'd you say?

whathappens.wav Indy: What's happening?

whatisit_rla.wav Marion: What is it?

whysnakes.wav Indy: Snakes... Why'd it have to be snakes?

youcantposess.wav Belloq: Again we see that there is nothing that you can posses that I cannot take away.

yougofirst.wav Sallah: Very dangerous... you go first.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Wed, 25 Jan 1984 00:00:00 -0700

After arriving in India, Indiana Jones is asked by a desperate village to find a mystical stone. He agrees, and stumbles upon a secret cult plotting a terrible plan in the catacombs of an ancient palace. [Ed. note - Yeah, that's about as good a description as I could have come up with]

Indiana Jones: Harrison Ford, Dr. Marcus Brody: Denholm Elliott, Sallah: John Rhys-Davies, Wilhelmina 'Willie' Scott: Kate Capshaw, Short Round: Jonathan Ke Quan

anything-goes.wav Indy: I suggest you give me what you owe me... or anything goes.

badnews_td.wav Shorty: (whispering) Bad - News - Coming

bigproblm.wav Indy: I think we got a big problem.

crakdnail.wav Willie: I burnt my fingers and I cracked a nail.

crashland.wav Shorty: Wow. Holy smoke! Crash landing.

femvoc.wav Heavens! Aren't you Willie Scott the famous, American, Female vocalist?

going4ride_td.wav Shorty: Hang on, lady. We going for a ride.

goodsvc.wav Indy: Good service here.

haveuseen_td.wav Willie: Have you ever seen anything like this before? Indy: Nobody's seen this for a hundred years.

hello_td.wav Indy: Hello

holdpotatoes.wav Shorty: Okie Dokie, Dr. Jones. Hold on to your potato!

how2fly.wav Willie: You know how to fly, don't you? Indy: No... do you?

indyfamous.wav This is Indiana Jones... famous archeologist.

insulthost.wav In our country, it is not usual for a guest to insult his host.

itcrashed.wav Willie: It crashed.

ivegotsomething.wav Indy: I've got something for you.

jungle_td.wav Willie: The entire place is crawling with living things. Indy: That's why they call it the jungle, sweetheart.

liontamr.wav Willie: So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer?

lost_td.wav I should say you look rather lost.

mommies.wav Willie: Well I thought archaeologists were always funny little men searching for their mommies. Indy: Mummies.

mouthrest.wav Indy: So why don't you give your mouth a rest.

notbrought.wav Indy: We weren't brought here... our plane crashed. Willie: It crashed.

nothingshocks.wav Indy: Nothing shocks me... I'm a scientist.

ohmygod_td.wav Willie: Oh my god!

palaceslave.wav Willie: Oh, you're a very nice man. Maybe you could be my palace slave.

quitmonkey.wav Indy: Quit monkeying around on that thing.

realsmall.wav Willie: This Nirhatchi is a real small guy.

sensehumor_td.wav Indy: Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf?

theralready.wav Indy: (sleepily) Are we there already? Oh good.

thisfun_td.wav Shorty: This is fun!

unexvisitors.wav We are fortunate tonight to have so many unexpected visitors.

unsuitableposition.wav Mola Ram: You are in a position unsuitable to give orders.

veryfuny_td.wav Shorty: Haha... very funny!

vividimag_td.wav Indy: What a vivid imagination.

watchback_td.wav Willie: Watch your back!

wegotcompany_td.wav [SFX: ricochets and shots] Indy: We got company!

wewalk.wav Indy: We walk from here.

where-r-we_td.wav Willie: Where are we, anyway?

who-r-u_td.wav Willie: Who are you?

xpnsvstuff.wav Willie: Oh, quit complaining. This is expensive stuff.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Wed, 25 Jan 1989 00:00:00 -0700

When Dr. Henry Jones Sr. suddenly goes missing, eminent archaeologist Indiana Jones must follow in his father's footsteps and stop the Nazis from obtaining the Holy Grail.

Indiana Jones: Harrison Ford, Young Indy: River Phoenix, Professor Henry Jones: Sean Connery, Dr. Marcus Brody: Denholm Elliott, Dr. Elsa Schneider: Alison Doody, Sallah: John Rhys-Davies, Walter Donovan: Julian Glover, Col. Vogel: Michael Byrne

adventures_lc.wav Henry: You know, sharing your adventures is an interesting experience.

ALL_LOST.WAV Young Indy: Everybody's lost but me.

anotherstory.wav Donovan: Let me tell you another bedtime story

arkofcovenant.wav Elsa: What's this one? Indy: The Ark of the Covenant Elsa - Are you sure? Indy: Pretty sure.

badpenny.wav Elsa: I never expected to see you again. Indy: I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.

bedstory.wav Donovan: Now that's a bedtime story I'd like to wake up to.

beliefs.wav Donovan: It's time to ask yourself what you believe.

closecalls_lc.wav Henry: Well, they don't come any closer than that.

complquest.wav Donovan: We're about to complete a great quest.

deargod_lc.wav Donovan?: Dear God.

dontcallmejr.wav Indy: Don't call me that, please.

fastwomen.wav Indy: Leave me alone. I don't like fast women.

fly_yes.wav Henry: I didn't know you could fly a plane. Indy: Fly, yes. Land, no.

godbwithyou.wav Kazim?: God be with you in your quest.

grailchoose.wav Knight: You must choose, but choose wisely. For as the true grail will bring you life, the false grail will take it from you.

groundfalls.wav Donovan: we're only one step away. Indy: That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.

gsmorons.wav Vogel: What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us? Henry: It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them.

hard2resist.wav Donovan: Hard to resist, isn't it?

hatenazis.wav Indy: Nazis. I hate these guys.

homenowplz.wav Brody: May we go home now, please?

idontknow_lc.wav Brody: I don't know.

in_doors.wav Henry: I'm sorry about your head, though. I thought you were one of them. Indy: Dad, they come in through the doors. Henry: Good point.

inmuseum.wav Young Indy: This should be in a museum.

inmuseum2.wav Indy: That belongs in a museum.

intolerable_lc.wav Henry: This is intollerable.

junior.wav Indy - I came here to save you! Henry: Oh, yeah? And who's going to come to save you, junior? Indy: I told you [fighting sounds, gunfire] don't call me junior.

lookwhatyoudid.wav Henry: Look what you did.

madeit_lc.wav Indy: Well. We made it.

notimproved_lc.wav Henry: Our situation has not improved.

notonboat_lc.wav Indy: Come on. Henry: What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?

notrust_lc.wav Donovan: Be very careful. Don't trust anybody.

now-we-know.wav Indy: Now we know. Brody: Yes, now we know.

ohrats_lc.wav Indy- Oh, rats.

on_fire.wav Henry: I ought to tell you something. Indy: Don't get sentimental on me now, dad, save it until we get out of here. Henry- The floor's on fire. See.

powermeddle.wav Brody: you're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend.

quest2k.wav Donovan: We're about to complete a great quest that began almost two thousand years ago.

ratherwonderful_lc.wav Indy- Thank you. Henry: I t was rather wonderful.

rrph2.wav Sultan - Rolls Royce Phantom Two. 4.3 liter, 30 horse power, 6-cyliner engine with Stromberg downdraft carburetor can go from zero to 100 KPH in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color. Donovan: The keys are in the ignition, you highness.

soulprepared.wav Kazim: If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die! Indy: Then we'll die. Kazim: My soul is prepared, how's yours?

takeiteasy_lc.wav Indy: Will you take it easy

theygotus_lc.wav Indy: Dad, are we hit? Henry: More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.

thinkofsomething.wav Elsa: what are you going to do? Indy: Don't know. Think of something.

throwover.wav Throw 'em over the side.

unholyland.wav Henry- My boy, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

whatbrought.wav Sultan: What have you brought?

whatisit_lc.wav Brody: What is it?

whoareyou_lc.wav Indy: Who are you?

whyjunior.wav Henry: And what did you find junior? Indy: Junior? Dad... Sallah - Please, what does it always mean, this junior? Henry: That's his name. Henry Jones Junior. Indy: I like Indiana. Henry: We named the dog Indiana. Brody: May we go home now, please? Sallah: The dog? You are named after the dog? Indy: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

wisechoice.wav Knight- You have chosen wisely.

xmarks.wav Indy- We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot.

xmarks2.wav Indy- X marks the spot.

Jaws

Sat, 25 Jan 1975 00:00:00 -0700

When a gigantic great white shark begins to menace the small island community of Amity, a police chief, a marine scientist and grizzled fisherman set out to stop it.

Police Chief Martin Brody: Roy Scheider, Quint: Robert Shaw, Matt Hooper: Richard Dreyfus

biggerboat.wav

biteass.wav

blwomen.wav

Jurassic Park

Mon, 25 Jan 1993 00:00:00 -0700

Scientists clone dinosaurs to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the dinosaurs.

Dr. Alan Grant: Sam Neill, Dr. Ellie Sattler: Laura Dern, Dr. Ian Malcolm: Jeff Goldblum, John Hammond: Richard Attenborough, Ray Arnold: Samuel L. Jackson, Dennis Nedry: Wayne Knight

bigshit.wav

jurassic.wav

Kelly's Heroes

Sun, 25 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0700

A group of U.S. soldiers sneaks across enemy lines to get their hands on a secret stash of Nazi treasure.

Pvt. Kelly: Clint Eastwood, MSgt. Big Joe: Telly Savalas, SSgt. Crapgame: Don Rickles, Maj. Gen. Colt: Carroll O'Connor, Sgt. Oddball: Donald Sutherland

The Matrix

Mon, 25 Jan 1999 00:00:00 -0700

A computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality and his role in the war against the controllers of it.

Thomas A. Anderson (Neo): Keanu Reeves, Morpheus: Laurence Fishburne, Trinity: Carrie-Anne Moss, Agent Smith: Hugo Weaving, Oracle: Glorie Foster, Cypher: Joe Pantoliano, Tank: Marcus Chong, Apoc: Julian Arahanga, Mouse: Matt Doran, Switch- Belinda McClory, Dozer: Anthony Ray Parker

accident_mx.wav Cypher: There was an accident. All of a sudden, boom! [great critical stop sound]

almostonline_mx.wav Morpheus: Apoc, are we online? Apoc: Almost [startup]

alreadydead_mx.wav Cop: I sent 2 units. They're bringin' her down now. Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead

awakeordreaming_mx.wav Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?

bluepill_mx.wav Cypher: Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

bluepill-full_mx.wav Cypher: You know, I know what you're thinking. 'Cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here. Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

bluepillredpill_mx.wav

byebyekansas_mx.wav Neo: What does that mean? Cypher: It means 'buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas... is going bye-bye'

cantbetold_mx.wav Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

cantgoback_mx.wav Neo: I can't go back, can I? Morpheus: No... but if you could, would you really want to?

desertofreal_mx.wav Morpheus: Welcome... to the desert... of the real.

didntseeitcoming_mx.wav Cypher: Surprise, a**hole. I bet you never saw this coming... did you?

dodgebullets_mx.wav Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready... you won't have to.

dodgethis_mx.wav Trinity: Dodge this. [gunshot]

doingjob_mx.wav Cop: Hey, I'm just doin' my job.

dontbelieve_mx.wav Cypher: No. I don't believe it.

enjoydie_mx.wav Smith: I'm going to enjoy watching you die.

feelweird_mx.wav Morpheus: Try to relax. ... This will feel... a little weird.

find-destroy_mx.wav Smith: Find them and destroy them.

freemind_mx.wav Morpheus: I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it.

getuptrinity_mx.wav

gonnawork_mx.wav Trinity: No one has ever done anything like this. Neo: That's why it's going to work.

handle1girl_mx.wav Cop: I think we can handle one little girl.

helloneo_mx.wav Trinity: Hello, Neo.

hitme_mx.wav Morpheus: Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

indanger_mx.wav Trinity: Right now, all I can tell you is that you're in danger.

kungfu_mx.wav Neo: I know kung fu.

loadusup_mx.wav Trinity: Tank, load us up.

makeachoice_mx.wav

nospoon_mx.wav Neo: There is no spoon.

offeringtruth_mx.wav Morpheus: Remember, all I'm offering is the truth... nothing more.

realdream_mx.wav

realworld_mx.wav Morpheus: Welcome... to the real world.

red-dress_mx.wav Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

removemetal_mx.wav Guard: Could you please remove any metalic items you're carrying. Keys, loose change...

residualselfimage_mx.wav Morpheus: Your appearance now is what we call residual self-image. It is the mental projection of your digital self.

revelation_mx.wav Smith: I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here.

showdoor_mx.wav Morpheus: I told you I can only show you the door. You have to walk through it.

tasteslikechicken_mx.wav

thingisreal_mx.wav Neo: Jesus Christ, that thing's real!?

timeagainstus_mx.wav Morpheus: Time is always against us.

tiredofbs_mx.wav Cypher: I'm tired of that ja**off and all of his bulls**t.

whatdoing_mx.wav Boss?: What were you doing?

whathap2me_mx.wav Neo: Morpheus, what's happening to me?

whyhere_mx.wav

yesorno_mx.wav Cypher: All I want is a little yes or no.

yesorno2_mx.wav Cypher: Yes?... Or no?

Passenger 57

Sat, 25 Jan 1992 00:00:00 -0700

An airline security expert must take action when he finds himself trapped on a passenger jet when terrorists seize control of it.

John Cutter: Wesley Snipes, Charles Rane: Bruce Payne, Sly Delvecchio: Tom Sizemore

Predator

Sun, 25 Jan 1987 00:00:00 -0700

A team of commandos, on a mission in a Central American jungle, find themselves hunted by an extra-terrestrial warrior.

Dutch: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dillon: Carl Weathers, Anna: Elpidia Carillo, Mac: Bill Dike, Blain: Jesse Ventura

ifbleeds.wav Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

killme.wav Dutch: Kill me! I'm here! Kill me!... I'm here, kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

pushingpencils.wav Dutch: What's the matter? The C.I.A. got you pushing too many pencils?

pvision.wav Predator vision change sound effect

slackjawed.wav Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed fa**ots around here.

somethinwaiting.wav ??: There's something out there waiting for us. and it ain't no man.

takealook.wav ??: Major, you better take a look at this.

uglymf.wav Dutch: You're one ugly mother f**ker.

whatareyou.wav Dutch: What the hell are you?

Robocop

Sun, 25 Jan 1987 00:00:00 -0700

In a dystopic and crime ridden Detroit, a terminally wounded cop returns to the force as a powerful cyborg with submerged memories haunting him.

Officer Alex J. Murphy / Robocop: Peter Weller, Office Anne Lewis: Nancy Allen, The Old Man: Dan O'Herlihy, Dick Jones: Ronny Cox, Clarence Boddicker: Kurtwood Smith, Bob Morton: Miguel Ferrer, Emil Antonowsky: Paul McCrane

20seconds.wav ED209: You have twenty seconds to comply.

deadoralive.wav RC: Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

quietly.wav RC: Come quietly or there will be... trouble.

yourmove.wav RC: Your move, creep.

The Rock

Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00:00 -0700

Alcatraz. Only one man has ever broken out. Now five million lives depend on two men breaking in. - A group of U.S. marines, under command of a renegade general, take over Alcatraz and threaten San Francisco Bay with biological weapons. A chemical weapons specialist and the only man to have ever escaped from The Rock are the only ones who can prevent chaos.

John Patrick Mason: Sean Connery, Dr. Stanley Goodspeed: Nicolas Cage, Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel: Ed Harris, Commander Anderson: Michael Biehn, Captain Darrow: Tony Todd, Lt. Shephard: Danny Nucci, FBI Director James Womack: John Spencer

1in3.wav Mason: Personally, I give us... one chance in three.

co2.wav Hummel: Well I suggest you gentlemen invent a way to put a square peg in a round hole... rapidly.

failure.wav Hummel: Failure is not an option.

gout.wav Goodspeed: You mean I'm going... going out there? Under the water? Womack: Well, earlier today you wanted a gun. Today, you're getting a gun and a wet suit. Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation? Goodspeed: Define combat, sir. Anderson: Shep: Shepherd: An incursion under water to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines in posession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas. Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir. Excuse me.

idiot2.wav Mason: Personally, I think you're a f**king idiot.

improved.wav Mason: Out situation has not improved.

losers.wav Mason: Losers always whine about their best.

mpolice.wav Carla: Will you marry me? Goodspeed: Whoa... whoa. Marriage police. Pull over.

rambling.wav Goodspeed: Some terrorists decided to send a little care package, box of goodies, which had to be neutralized before blowing up the office, so I took the rest of the day off. Glass of wine, a little guitar, just relaxing. Carla: Wow. Goodspeed: I mean it, honey, the world is being Fed-Ex'd to hell in a hand cart. I really believe that anyone's even thinking about having a child in this world is coldly considered an act of cruelty. I don't know. I'm rambling, I'm complaining, I'm sorry. What's your news, baby? Carla: I'm pregnant. Goodspeed: I'm sorry?

sgoodspe.wav Goodspeed: I'm an agent with the.. Federal... FBI. Uh... well my... I'm Stanley Goodspeed. Mason: But of course you are. Womack: At least he got his name right.

sgoodspeed.wav A slightly different recording of the previous file

trawfl.wav Goodspeed: Okay, yeah, that's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen.

trbio.wav Goodspeed: Listen, I'm just a biochemist. Most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo. A beige one. But what I'm dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the earth has ever known.

trfreze.wav Goodspeed: Okay. You want to play tough? You want to play tough with me? FBI! Freeze, sucker!

trkill.wav Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses, is that normal? Mason: What? The feet thing? Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing. Mason: Yeah, it happens. Goodspeed: Well, I'm having kind-of a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it? Mason: Like what? Kill him again?

trnast.wav Barber: Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact it's nasty.

whirlwin.wav Hummel: Be prepared to reap the whirlwind, gentlemen.

winners.wav Mason: Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f**k the prom queen.

Spawn

Sat, 25 Jan 1997 00:00:00 -0700

Born in darkness. Sworn to justice. A mercenary is killed, but comes back from Hell as a reluctant soldier of the Devil.

Al Simmons / Spawn: Michael Jai White, Clown / Violator: John Leguizamo, Jason Wynn: Martin Sheen

badthing_spawn.wav Clown: You say that like it's a bad thing.

beatflm_spawn.wav Clown: Uh oh. you got that"I wanna beat the fat little man" look in your eye.

dontgetcocky_spawn.wav Don't get cocky. You have a lot more to learn.

finwtihyou_spawn.wav Clown: Oh! I'm gonna have fun with you. [laughs]

gecko_spawn.wav Alright you overgrown gecko. Come and get your throat cut.

getitoverwith_spawn.wav Simmons: Let's get it over with.

hallmark_spawn.wav Clown: You done with this Hallmark moment? 'Cause I can't take any more of this sentimental crap. Come on.

midget_spawn.wav Clown: It's times like these I appreciate being a midget.

muchbetter_spawn.wav Spawn: I feel much better now.

noduh_spawn.wav Clown: No Duuuh! What are you, a regular Einstein?

notusps_spawn.wav Wynn: You do not quit us, son. We are not the U.S. Postal Service.

paysucks_spawn.wav Clown: I don't mind being short, fat and ugly but the pay sucks.

playland_spawn.wav Clown: At least you had fun compared to them. Wynn: FUN!? does this look like playland to you?

problemsoldier_spawn.wav Wynn: You will follow orders and do your job. Got a problem with that, soldier?

sentme2hell_spawn.wav Spawn: You sent me to hell, Jason. I'm here to return the favor.

violated_spawn.wav Clown: you've been violated, girly man.

yoda_spawn.wav Spawn: Alright, Yoda, just wait a second.

Speed

Tue, 25 Jan 1994 00:00:00 -0700

A young cop must save the passengers of a bus that has a bomb set to explode if the bus goes below 50 MPH.

Officer Jack Travern: Keanu Reeves, Howard Payne: Dennis Hopper, Annie Porter: Sandra Bullock, Capt. McMahon: Joe Morton, Det. Harold 'Harry' Temple: Jeff Daniels, Stephens: Alan Ruck

grobrain.wav Payne: Do not attempt to grow a brain.

jesusbob.wav Businessman: Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?

popquiz.wav Payne: Pop quiz, hotshot.

rdy2die.wav Payne: Are you ready to die, friend?

The Terminator

Wed, 25 Jan 1984 00:00:00 -0700

Judgement Day. The day the machines took over and set in motion a plan to rid the Earth of all humanity. John Connor leads the resistance movement to shut down SkyNet, the system controlling the machines - and they're winning. Skynet sends a human-looking cyborg back in time to kill Sarah Connor, mother of John Connor. Connor sends back Kyle Reese to protect her and, if he can, stop the killer cyborg.

The Terminator (T-800 Model 101): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sgt. Kyle Reese: Michael Biehn, Sarah Connor: Linda Hamilton, Detective Ed Traxler: Paul Winfield, Detective Vukovich: Lance Henriksen, Dr. Peter Silberman: Earl Boen

BEBACK.WAV - Arnold's famous line.

CMWTHME.WAV Reese: "Come with me if you want to live."

DOXACTLY.WAV Reese: "Do exactly what I say. Exactly! Don't move unless I say. Don't make a sound unless I say. Do you understand?"

DRESSED.WAV Reese: "I gotta get dressed."

FIRSTNM.WAV Sarah: "Reese, you got a first name?" Reese: "Kyle."

f**kyou.wav - Arnold: F**k you, asshole.

getout.wav - Arnold: Get out.

HR2HLP.WAV Reese: "I'm here to help you. I'm Reese. Sergeant, Tech. Comm. B-N-3-8-4-1-6, Assigned to protect you. You've been targeted for termination."

ILLBEBAC.WAV - Arnold's famous line (again)

MESSAGE.WAV - Reese: Your son gave me a message to give to you. Made me memorize it. "Thank you, Sarah, for your courage through the dark years. I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or I will never exist." That's all.

MISTAKE.WAV - Sarah: This is a mistake. I didn't do anything. Reese: No, but you will. It's very important that you live.

NOTSTOP.WAV - Reese: And it absolutely will not stop. Ever! Until you are dead.

PLSTIQ.WAV - Sarah: Corn Syrup. Amonia. What's for dinner? Reese: Plastique. Sarah: Mmmm. That sounds good... what is it?

TECHSTUF.WAV - Reese: I don't know tech stuff.

Terminator 2

Fri, 25 Jan 1991 00:00:00 -0700

The cyborg who once tried to kill Sarah Connor must now protect her teenager son, John Connor, from an even more powerful and advanced cyborg.

The Terminator (T-800 Model 101): Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sarah Connor: Linda Hamilton, John Connor: Edward Furlong, Miles Dyson: Joe Morton, Dr. Peter Silberman: Earl Boen, T-1000: Robert Patrick

215bones_t2.wav Dr. Silberman: You broke my arm! Sara: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's one!

2milsunblock_t2.wav Sara: On August 29, 1997 it's gonna feel pretty f**king real to you too! Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is going to have a real bad day, get it? God, you think you're safe and alive? You're already dead. Everybody! Him, you, you're dead already. This whole place - everything you see is GONE!

3billion_t2.wav Sara: Three billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgement Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: The war against the machines.

affirmative_t2.wav Arnold: Affirmative

astalavista1_t2.wav Arnold: Hasta la vista, baby.

astalavista2_t2.wav Arnold: Hasta la vista, baby.

attitudeimp_t2.wav Silberman: Your attitude has been much improved... lately.

beback_t2.wav Arnold: I'll be back.

chillcombo_t2.wav Arnold: Chill out... dickwad.

chillout_t2.wav Arnold: Chill out.

clothes-boots-bike_t2.wav Arnold: I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

comewithme_t2.wav Arnold: Come with me if you want to live.

company_t2.wav John: We've got company. Miles: The police? Sara: How Many? John: All of 'em,. I think.

constructive_t2.wav John: We need to be a little more constructive here, okay?

cyborg_t2.wav Arnold: I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

dontbelieve_t2.wav Silberman: I don't think you really believe what you're telling me today.

excellent_t2.wav Arnold: Excellent.

ezmoney_t2.wav John: Easy money.

FUDS_t2.wav Thug: F**k you, you little dipshit.

get2work_t2.wav Sara (in gas mask): Alright, lets get to work.

getdown_t2.wav Arnold: Get down.

goodbye_t2.wav Arnold: Goodbye.

howdoing_t2.wav Sara: How we doin'?

illfinish_t2.wav Sara: Go. I'll finish here.

imaterminator_t2.wav John: Jesus, you were going to kill that guy. Arnold: Of course, I'm a terminator.

insertkey_t2.wav Guard: Insert key. Left on three-two-one turn [SFX: Door opening]

labexpl_t2.wav [SFX Explosion from when Arnold blows the door to the Cyberdyne lab]

listenup_t2.wav Arnold: Now listen to me very carefully.

lugnuts_t2.wav John: HEY! Watch it lugnuts.

missionparams_t2.wav Arnold: That's one of my mission parameters

muchbetter_t2.wav Sara: I feel much better now.

nokill_t2.wav Arnold: I swear I will not kill anyone.

noproblemo_t2.wav Arnold: No problemo.

notrust_t2.wav Sara: I don't trust it.

onyourfeet_t2.wav Kyle: On your feet, soldier.

problem_t2.wav Arnold: Was there a problem?

rd-only_t2.wav Arnold: My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer, but Skynet presets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone.

reset_t2.wav John: Can you learn stuff that you haven't been programmed with? So you can be.. you know.. more human? And not such a dork all the time? Arnold: My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer, but Skynet presets the switch to read-only when we're sent out alone. Sara: Doesn't want you to do too much thinking, huh? Arnold: No. John: Can we reset the switch?

ruhurt_t2.wav Guy on freeway: Are you hurt?

spendmoney_t2.wav John: Come on, let's go spend some money.

stayhere_t2.wav Arnold: Stay here, I'll be back.

T1000_t2.wav John: So, this other guy, he's a terminator like you, right? Arnold: Not like me. A T-1000, advanced prototype: John: You mean more advanced than you are? Arnold: Yes. A mimetic polyalloy. (I got it straight from the script!) John: What the hell does that mean? Arnold: Liquid metal.

t2music_t2.wav The heavy beat of the Terminator 2 overture.

tacticallydangerous_t2.wav Arnold: This is tactically Dangerous.

tellingme_t2.wav Silberman: I know how smart you are. And I think you're just telling me what I want to hear.

terminated_t2.wav Arnold: Terminated.

time2go_t2.wav Arnold: Time to go... now!

trustme_t2.wav Arnold: Trust me.

vacation_t2.wav Arnold: I need a vacation.

whsentyou_t2.wav John: Who sent you? Arnold: You did.

whycry_t2.wav Arnold: I know now why you cry.

whydothat_t2.wav John: Why the hell did you do that? Arnold: Because you told me to.

Top Gun

Sat, 25 Jan 1986 00:00:00 -0700

The students of an elite US Flying school for advanced fighter pilots compete to be best in the class.

Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: Tom Cruise, Lt. (j.g.) Nick 'Goose' Bradshaw: Anthony Edwards, Charlotte Blackwood, callsign 'Charlie': Kelly McGillis, Lt. Tom 'Iceman' Kazanski: Val Kilmer, Cmdr. Mike 'Viper' Metcalf: Tom Skerritt, Lt. Cmdr. Rick 'Jester' Heatherly: Michael Ironside, Carole Bradshaw: Meg Ryan, Cmdr. Tom 'Stinger' Jordan: James Tolkan

BIGSTUD.WAV Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud! Goose: That's me, honey. Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever. Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

BZTWR.WAV Goose: No, no, Mav, this is not a good idea. Maverick: Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower.

CANTHIDE.WAV Jester: You can run, kid, but you can't hide.

crackup.wav Mav: Geez, I crack myself up.

crshburn.wav Mav: Crashed and burned on the first one, it wasn't pretty.

CUTMEOFF.WAV Mav: That son of a bitch cut me off.

EGOCHEX.WAV Stinger: Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

FLYLONG.WAV Viper: You fly jets long enough, something like this happens.

FUNIDEA.WAV Goose: Is this your idea of fun, Mav?

GOOSELAF.WAV Goose: [laughs] Oh, J***s, you crack me up, you really do.

GRTBALLS.WAV Goose: Great balls of fire.

HATEIT.WAV Goose: I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that.

KEEPSCOR.WAV Jester: The clock is ticking and as of now we are keeping score.

KILLYOU.WAV Mav: I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

KNOWBTR.WAV Mav: That was stupid. I know better than that.

LOSECTRL.WAV Mav: [alarm] Goose, I'm losing control. I'm losing control. I can't. I can't control it. It won't recover.

LOSTIT.WAV Mav: She's lost that loving feeling. Goose: No she hasn't. Mav: Yes, she has. Goose: She has not lost that lov... Mav: Goose, she's lost it. Goose: Mav, come on... I hate it when she does that.

NDSPEED.WAV Mav: I feel the need... Mav & Goose: The need for speed!

NOTGOOD.WAV Goose: [alarm] This is not good.

ONMIND.WAV Mav: Okay, buddy, what's on your mind.

OUTCTRL.WAV Goose: We're out of control This is not good. This is not good.

RADLOCK.WAV Mav: [radar beeps] Come on, baby. [tone] I've got him locked... bingo.

STUPID.WAV Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

TALK2ME.WAV Mav: Talk to me, Goose.

viper.wav Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees. Pilot: Holy s**t, it's Viper.

True Lies

Tue, 25 Jan 1994 00:00:00 -0700

When a secret agent learns of his wife's extra-marital affair, he pursues her and uses his intelligence resources in a job he kept secret from her.

Harry Tasker: Arnold Schwarzeneger, Helen Tasker - Jamie Lee Curtis, Albert Gibson: Tom Arnold, Simon: Bill Paxton, Juno Skinner: Tia Carrere, Dana Tasker: Eliza Dushku, Faisil: Grant Heslov, Jamal Khaled: Marshall Manesh

ALLBAD.WAV Helen: Have you ever killed anyone? Harry: Yeah but they were all bad.

ALLWRONG_tl.WAV Gibson: You know what? I think you're going about this whole thing all wrong.

BLOWME.WAV Harry: Blow me.

CNETHING.WAV Skinner: Do you see anything you like?

DEALOFF.WAV Gibson: If you do not complete your mission, the deal is off.

DICKBLOW.WAV Gibson: Dick head. Harry: blow me.

DICKHEAD.WAV Gibson: Dick head.

DSGUSTNG.WAV Helen: That's disgusting.

DSNTMEAN.WAV Harry: Doesn't mean anything.

ENCRYPT.WAV Faisil: These are encrypted files, guys, it's going to take me just a few minutes.

GONATELL.WAV Gibson: I have to stop you. Harry: What are you going to do? Tell?

GONNADIE.WAV Helen: Are we going to die? Harry: Yep.

HESAFAKE.WAV Gibson: They guy's a fake, man. He's taking credit for our moves.

ILLGETIT.WAV [phone] Helen: I'll get it.

INVITE.WAV Guard: Sir, may I see your invitation, please?

JUSTCOPY.WAV Gibson: Just copy the goddam files, okay?

LETMEOUT.WAV Helen: JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!

LOOKATME.WAV Harry: Look at me when I talk to you.

LOOKSBAD.WAV Harry: I know it looks bad but I can explain.

MAKEFLGT.WAV Harry: Let's go. we can still make out flight.

NOTANGO.WAV Gibson: You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?

NOTOLR8.WAV Khaled: I will not tolerate mistakes.

PLN2CTCH.WAV Harry: Unfortunately, I have to leave. I have a plane to catch.

SHOTOUT.WAV Gibson: Boy, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

SIKOFVAN.WAV Gibson: You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for fifteen years, Harry.

SITREP.WAV Harry: Unit one to unit seven, give me a situation report.

STRT2LIK.WAV Gibson: I'm starting to like this guy... Well, we still gotta kill him. That's a given.

THATHURT.WAV Helen: OW!! That hurt.

THATWRKD.WAV Gibson: Oh, yeah, that worked good. Right out the old front gate.

THINKING.WAV Harry: Now what the hell were you thinking?

TLHEREGO.WAV Gibson: Ah, shit, here we go!

TLOUTA.WAV Harry: Let's get out of here.

TMRWAT8.WAV Harry: Alright. Pick me up tomorrow at eight.

TOPFLOOR.WAV Harry: Will you press the button for the top floor, please?

TRDSECRT.WAV Simon: Oh, no, sorry. Trade secret.

TRUSTME.WAV Harry: Trust me.

U1TOSEE.WAV Harry: I talked to a number of people and they all said you're the one to see.

UNBLEVE.WAV Gibson: Unbelievable.

WHATCOP.WAV Harry: What kind of a cop are you, anyway?

WHATQUES.WAV Helen: That is none of your goddam business, now what kind of questions are these?

WHOOPS_TL.WAV Gibson: whoops!

XITSTRT.WAV Gibson: Alright, twinkle toes, what's your exit strategy? Harry: I'm going to walk out of the front gate. Gibson: Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.

YESORNO.WAV Disguised voice: Yes or no? [makes a FANTASTIC system sound for a question]

YOUFIRED.WAV Harry: You're fired.

Turbulence

Sat, 25 Jan 1997 00:00:00 -0700

After a shootout on a flight transporting prisoners, a stewardess must outwit a smooth-talking serial killer and land the plane herself.

Ryan Weaver: Ray Liota, Teri Halloran: Lauren Holly, Stubbs: Brandan Gleeson, Lt. Aldo Hines: Hector Elizondo, Rachel Taper: Rachel Ticotin, Cpt. Samuel Bowen: Ben Cross, Maggie: Catherine Hicks, FBI Agent Frank Sinclair: John Finn

adversarial.wav Weaver: Don't get adversarial with me.

badstatus.wav Sinclair: Wait a minute! You've got a 747 beat to hell by level 6 turbulence, your flight crew is dead, you've got an armed, convicted serial killer loose on board, 8 passengers have disappeared, and your stewardess is locked in the G** damn cockpit. Have I left anything out? Voice2: Don't forget about the truck.

burnass.wav Weaver: This must really burn your ass

chaperone.wav Weaver?: What are you, my chaperone?

dontwannatalk.wav Hines: You don't want to talk to me, that's fine.

dulynoted.wav Douglas: Duly noted.

easyorder.wav Teri: That is an easy order on this flight.

getnsilly.wav Weaver: This is getting silly.

honestygood.wav Weaver: You know, I think a little honesty would be good for our relationship right now, don't you?

imagenius.wav Weaver: I'm a genius!

imcalm.wav Teri: I'm calm. Now what?

innocent.wav Sinclair?: You're innocent.

notcrash.wav Voice1: No, you are not going to crash. Teri: How do you know?

noted.wav Douglas: You're innocent. Weaver: Yes, I am. Douglas: Duly noted.

notflisten.wav Weaver: You're not f**king listening to me

notouchctrl.wav Bowen: Whatever happens, don't touch the controls.

notpretty.wav Weaver: Well, it wasn't a pretty scene

notwantdo.wav Weaver: You don't want to do that.

ohgod_turb.wav Teri: Oh, God.

ohyeah.wav Weaver: Oh. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Come on.

parkbrake.wav Bowen: Set the parking brake, please.

rallysomething.wav Weaver: This is really something, isn't it? It doesn't look too good.

situation.wav Arquette: I don't think there's ever been a situation quite like this.

splendidly.wav Bowen: We're doing splendidly.

surplus.wav Weaver: We seem to have a surplus of idiots on board already.

thatsit_tur.wav Weaver: That's it. I'm never flying this airline again.

turnaround.wav Teri: What's going on? Shouldn't I turn around?

yesiam.wav Weaver: Yes I am.

youcanstay.wav [zap] Weaver: OW! whoa whoa whoa. Okay, you can stay.

yourlate.wav Cpt. Powell: You're late. I specifically requested you be here before the other passengers were on board.

Under Seige

Sat, 25 Jan 1992 00:00:00 -0700

A former SEAL, now cook, is the only person who can stop a gang of terrorists when they sieze control of a US Navy battleship.

Casey Ryback: Steven Seagal, William Stranix: Tommy Lee Jones, Cmdr. Krill: Gary Busey, Jordan Tate: Erika Eleniak, Doumer: Colm Meaney

alonevsdead_us.wav Jordan: I hate being alone. Ryback: Do you hate being dead?

antics_us.wav Ryback: All of your ridiculous, pitiful antics aren't going to change a thing.

cartoons_us.wav Stranix: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, little red f***er with the moustache, the big chicken. Henchman: Stranix! Stranix: [screams] All of my life... Saturday morning cartoons... the best... For example. Do you remember those two little shrimp? Coming in, riding in on those two little seahorses with little hats, little chaps, little pistols? Bam bam bam! Riding in to rescue that lobster from the swedish chef?... Funniest thing I ever saw in my life.

damnimgood_us.wav Stranix: Damn, I'm good.

discipline_us.wav Stranix: Discipline is right out the window here.

drowncrew_us.wav Stranix: You're a maniac... drowning your own crew. Krill: They never liked me anyway. Doumer: I bet they f***ing love you now, eh?

hesapro_us.wav Stranix: The man that did this is a professional.

iknowyou_us.wav Ryback: You look familiar. I know you, don't I?

jobadventure_us.wav Ryback: It's not a job. It's an adventure.

justacook_us.wav Jordan: So who are you? Are you some kind of special forces guy or something? Ryback: No, I'm just a cook.

justacook-full_us.wav Jordan: So who are you? Are you some kind of special forces guy or something? Ryback: No, I'm just a cook. Jordan: A cook? Ryback: Just a lowly lowly cook. Jordan: Oh my God, we're gonna die.

learningexperience_us.wav Stranix: Let this be a learning experience, gentlemen. If you resist, we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion.

lostphalynx_us.wav S**t! I lost the phalanx. The whole thing's dead. We're sitting ducks.

maydaylock_us.wav [beep] Pilot: He's locked me up. He's locked me up. Mayday mayday.

paininass_us.wav Stranix: This guy's a pain in the ass.

piesout_us.wav Ryback: Private! Let me outa here... You follow Krill's orders you're gonna go to the brig, man, use your head... Go get my pies out of the oven.

psycheval_us.wav Krill: Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation? Stranix: Not at all.

pwrsurge_us.wav [SFX] Whoa!!... Musta been a power surge.

roadrunner_us.wav Krill: You're the roadrunner? Stranix: Yeah... never been caught. meep meep.

tworules_us.wav Ryback: Tell you what. I'll carry everything and you kill whoever we run into, alright? Jordan: I have a little rule about killing people... well, I have two rules. I don't date musicians and I do not kill people. Ryback: I'm thrilled to hear that but it leaves a lot of open territory.

worthprice_us.wav Stranix: Doumer, Doumer, Doumer... why didn't you hire this person. I don't know what his price would have been but it would have been worth it.

US Marshals

Sun, 25 Jan 1998 00:00:00 -0700

Chief Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Tommy Lee Jones, Mark J. Sheridan: Wesley Snipes, Special Agent John Royce: Robert Downey Jr., Cosmo Renfro: Joe Pantoliano, Bobby Biggs: Daniel Roebuck, Noah Newman: Tom Wood, Savannah Cooper: LaTanya Richardson

bed.wav Gerard: Welcome home, Mark. You wanna start running again? Sheridan: I'm going back... to bed.

betpray.wav Gerard: Well, he's not going in there to pray. Biggs?: No, sir.

caught.wav Gerard: SHERIDAN!! TURN AROUND! GET DOWN FROM THERE AND FACE ME! Sheridan: Gonna have to shoot me. Gerard: TURN AROUND! Sheridan: Can't. Can't be caught.

chicsuit.wav Gerard: Cosmo, help me out of this chicken suit, will you?

fell.wav Sheriff: They found the two that fell from the plane, what's left of them. That Chinese fellow, Ling, dropped through some poor old boy's roof and into the bathtub. Looks like a big bowl of gumbo with a bunch of ribs... Gerard: I get the picture, Sheriff.

glock40.wav Royce: That must be the gun that shot Newman. Gerard: I noticed on the boat you finally went with the Glock. Royce: Yeah. Glock 40, just like yours. Gerard: Can I see it? Royce: Kinda sorta want to emulate you. You being my mentor and all.

goalone.wav Cosmo: Let me call LAPD for backup. Gerard: I don't need 'em. Cosmo: Then I'm going with you. Gerard: I'm going alone. Cosmo: What the hell's the matter with you? Look, Sam, you can't do this. I know how you feel. I feel the same way. I loved that kid, too, but this is wrong. I'm telling you this as a friend. Gerard: I'm not your friend. Cosmo: Fine. Forget it.

gohome.wav Gerard: Drop the gun, pal. It's been a long day for everybody. Let's end it on a positive note. Sheridan: For me or for you? Gerard: Everybody walks away breathing, everybody wins. Sheridan: How long you think they're going to let me live if I let you take me in? You forget about the plane? Gerard: Look around you - you're caught. Let's go home. Sheridan: Nah. You go home [gunshot]

statistc.wav Gerard: Renfro, get on the radio and move that perimeter 20 miles to the south of the river. He might have made it into Kentucky already. Royce: Actually, statistically, there's a greater chance he'll head toward the nearest major city which is St. Louis: North. Gerard: Well, this cat ain't no statistic... not yet.

tricks.wav Gerard: You going somewhere?

weapon.wav Gerard:You ever make a fugitive arrest before? Royce: No. Planning to shortly. Gerard: You have a weapon? Royce: Yeah, a big one, how 'bout you? Gerard: [chuckles] You sure you want to get cute with me? ... You have a backup weapon? Royce: Never had the need. Gerard: Get one. Keep that in your suit unless I tell you to take it out. Get yourself a Glock. Lose that nikel-plated sissy pistol.

Wild Wild West

Mon, 25 Jan 1999 00:00:00 -0700

The two best hired guns in the West must save President Grant from the clutches of a 19th century inventor-villain.

Jim West: Will Smith, Artemis Gordon: Kevin Kline, Dr. Arliss Loveless: Kenneth Branaugh, Rita Escobar: Salma Hayek, General 'Bloodbath' McGrath: Ted Levine

alittlehelp_w3.wav West: Didn't mean to startle you, m'am, you looked like you could use a little help.

badnitrotransport_w3.wav West: THIS IS NOT THE WAY YOU TRANSPORT NITRO!

careerdecision_w3.wav West: That'd be an awful career decision, darlin'.

clevergordon_w3.wav President: You're clever, Gordon. One day it's going to get you killed.

damn_w3.wav West: Damn!

darksituation_w3.wav Loveless: Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. How did we arrive in this dark situation.

defygravity_w3.wav Coleman: The President thought you two could use a little lookin' after, but I draw the line at defying gravity so... good luck.

distraction_w3.wav West: I told you she'd be a distraction. Gordon: Distraction? It's nice having her on board, she a breath of fresh ass. West: Pardon me? Gordon: What? West: You said ass. Gordon: No I didn't. All I said was it's nice having her on board, she a breast of fresh air. West: Whatever. Let's just get some shut-ass.

dontdothat_w3.wav [explosion] Gordon: Very good. President: Don't do that again.

dontwannado_w3.wav West: You don't wanna do that.

dropin_w3.wav Gordon: Hoooow nice of you to drop in.

finespider_w3.wav President: That's a fine looking spider you have there. What can I do for you today?

firstprize_w3.wav Gordon: An armed Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white former slave owners. You'll win first prize.

goingon_w3.wav Rita: What's going on?

hatesong_w3.wav Loveless: Don't you just HATE that song?

have2run_w3.wav Gordon: And now we have to run.

impressed_w3.wav Loveless: Gentlemen, I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity.

inpetuous_w3.wav Rita: He's so impetuous... Gordon: Yes, he's an idiot.

itworks_w3.wav Gordon: It works! IT WORKS!

knifeguy_w3.wav West: That's it. No more Mr. knife guy.

leaveout_w3.wav West: When you're telling this story to your grandkids, you be sure you leave this part out.

letpartybegin_w3.wav Loveless: LET THE PARTY BEGIN!

liberties_w3.wav West: Don't take liberties with my things.

manshead1_w3.wav West: That's a man's head.

manshead2_w3.wav West: That's a man's head.

manshead3_w3.wav West: That's... a man's... head.

manshead4_w3.wav West: That... is a man's... ... ... head!

masterofstuff_w3.wav Gordon: I can't be calm... no no no... I'm the master of the mechanical stuff! and I have to help you. You, the master of the stupid stuff!

mechanicalstuff_w3.wav Gordon: I'm the master of the mechanical stuff! and I have to help you.

missed_w3.wav Loveless: After all that, you missed?

missedyou_w3.wav Rita: Not to give you a big head, but I kind-of missed you. [sounds like a good startup sound to me.]

missing_w3.wav Coleman: Am I missing something here?

needplan_w3.wav West: Right now, we need to have a plan.

nocostumes_w3.wav West: Jim West does not wear costumes.

notime_w3.wav West: I don't have time for this.

notworkin_w3.wav West: I'm not workin'

now-what_w3.wav West & Gordon: Now what?

ohdear_w3.wav Loveless: Oh dear.

pants_w3.wav West: PANTS!

pocket_w3.wav West: You could put a gun on that thing. Gordon: Where would I put my pencil? West: You know, Gordon, you underestimate the convenience of a pocket.

politesociety_w3.wav Guest: Looks like we need to teach y'all a little lesson about how to behave in polite society. West: Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance. Got it.

presbiz_w3.wav Coleman: Lets get on about our President's business, shall we, gentlemen?

pushbutton_w3.wav West: Push the button.

reallyhungry_w3.wav West: That's a desert wasp, one of the world's greatest hunters. She'll kill the tarantula, lay her eggs inside so her babies will have some food when they hatch. Gordon: Now I'm really hungry.

shootfirstshootlater_w3.wav President: Not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more, then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two.

slightsexchange_w3.wav Loveless & West have an exchange at the party where they slight each other in subtle ways.

smartscientists_w3.wav McGrath: And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart.

strucknerve_w3.wav Loveless: Well! That struck a nerve.

takecredit_w3.wav West: Much as I'd like to take credit for that, darlin', you might want to hand me my gun.

thatsanewone_w3.wav Gordon: Oh! uh... that's a new one.

theory_w3.wav Gordon: Of course, it's only a theory. It's never been tested.

weapon_w3.wav Gordon: My God. What kind of weapon did this?

westjimwest_w3.wav Ms. East: An authentic cowboy outfit, complete with six-guns. What a terribly clever costume, Mr... West: West, Jim West.

whatsyourplan_w3.wav Gordon: Very well. What's your plan?

whosnext_w3.wav West: Whooo! That was fun. Which one of you boys want to strip down and go next?

yesm-massagordon_w3.wav West: Oh, why yes'm master Gordon. Oh I swears I'd be delighted. I'll sing, I'll dance for you. Oh, and I swears none of the other white folks will know I'd rather shoot myself than play your damn man-servant.

youreintrouble_w3.wav Gordon: My name is Artemis Gordon and, if I'm not mistaken, you're in trouble. Allow me?

X·X·X

Tue, 01 Jan 2002 00:00:00 -0700

Xander Cage is an extreme sports athelete and internet sensation who's stunts often skirt the law. When the government keeps losing agents in an attempt to infiltrate an anarchistic terrorist group, they recruit Cage to help them do it... well, it's either that or go to jail.

Xander Cage: Vin Diesel, Yelena: Asia Argento, Yorgi: Marton Csokas, Agent Augustus Gibbons: Samuel L Jackson, Toby Lee Shavers: Michael Roof, Milan Sova: Richy Müller, Senator Dick Hotchkiss: Tom Everett, TJ: Chris Gann

7-11s_xxx.wav Shavers: Knocked over a few 7-11's have we?

abouttime_xxx.wav Hotchkiss: Well, hello. It's about time.

agent4aweek_xxx.wav X: Well what do I understand? I've been an agent for a week.

allinhere_xxx.wav X: I want all that, in here.

almostkilled_xxx.wav X: What the hell are you talking about? You almost got us killed out there.

almostkilled2_xxx.wav X: You almost got us killed out there.

anotherhole_xxx.wav X: Tell your men to get down!... or I'm going to give you another hole to breathe out of.

authfigure_xxx.wav Gibbons: I'm an authority figure. That's what I'm supposed to do.

badwriting_xxx.wav X: Well you've got the manual. See if Shavers put anything in this car we can use. Yelena: He's got very bad hadwriting.

blewit_xxx.wav X: You wanna know where you blew it? With her. My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. There's no way a career waitress comes to work in high heels. She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch.

brokeme_xxx.wav [opera music] X: Oh, you gotta be kidding. You already broke me. You don't need to get cruel and unusual.

BS_xxx.wav X: Bulls**t!!

buspass_xxx.wav X: What's that, your bus pass?

callitaday_xxx.wav X: I guess we better call this a day, then.

cantask_xxx.wav Yelena: You can't ask me to go back there.

carchase_xxx.wav Police: You, in the red Corvette. Pull over. Immediately. X: Yeah yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously, the car doesn't belong to me - it's not my style. It belongs to Dick: Dick Hotchkiss, a California state Senator. You remember Dick, he's the guy that tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also they guy that wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country because he feels that the video games diminish the intelligence of our youth. Oh, come on, Dick... it's the only education we got. Dick, you're a bad man, and you know what we do to bad men: We punish them. Dick, you've just entered the Xander Zone.

cardsdealt_xxx.wav Gibbons: There's no time to play favorites, Xander. The cards have been dealt.

clever_xxx.wav X: That's clever.

complication_xxx.wav X: We've got a complication.

coverblown_xxx.wav Gibbons: Your cover's been blown. You're no longer useful.

cruelunusual_xxx.wav X: You don't need to get cruel and unusual.

deviated_xxx.wav Agent: And at, uh, oh-thirty hours, the mission deviated from the set parameters.

Deviated-full_xxx.wav Agent: And at, uh, oh-thirty hours, the mission deviated from the set parameters. Supervisor: It wasn't part of the plan for our agent to get shot in the back, that's reassuring.

didmyjob_xxx.wav X: I did my job, thank you. I'm coming home.

do4country_xxx.wav X: The things I'm gonna do for my country...

dontbeadick_xxx.wav X: Moral is: Don't be a dick, Dick.

dontplay_xxx.wav X: I don't play this game!

dowhatisay_xxx.wav Sova: When you are here, you are under my jurisdiction. You take my orders, you do what I say. And if you become any kind of an inconvenience, I'll shoot you.

english_xxx.wav Hotchkiss: you understand English?

evryman4himself_xxx.wav Subject: To hell with this, every man for himself.

excuseme_xxx.wav X: Excuse me?

extrapay_xxx.wav X: Boy, I hope they're paying you extra for this.

failedtest_xxx.wav X: I guess you monkeys are just too good for me. I guess I failed this test.

fanoflaw_xxx.wav X: Do I look like a fan of law enforcement?

faststupid_xxx.wav X: I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

firehole_xxx.wav Shavers: Fire in the hole.

flyplane_xxx.wav X: Now, is there anyone here who knows how to fly a plane?

foottoass_xxx.wav Gibbons: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.

forreal_xxx.wav X: Is she for real?

frankenstein_xxx.wav X: Look who it is... Frankenstein.

freshpowder_xxx.wav X: Nothing like fresh powder.

funnyguys_xxx.wav Drug Lord: I'll show you what we do to funny guys who get in our business.

getitstraight_xxx.wav X: Let's get this straight. You may not want me here but I definitely don't want to be here. Two, I've never been under anyone's jurisdiction. And three, if you're going to shoot anybody, shoot that monkey that sold you the suit.

guntotemple_xxx.wav Gibbons: See, this is usually where I take out my gun and press it to your temple and ask you very politely to do what I want.

hadmegoing_xxx.wav X: You know you almost had me going there for a while?

hdofclass_xxx.wav Gibbons: You just graduated at the head of your class.

helluvatrick_xxx.wav X: I wish I had a video camera. Yalena: What you talking about? X: 'Cause this is going to be one hell of a trick.

holdon2this_xxx.wav X: I'm gonna hold onto this for later.

howgethere_xxx.wav X: How did I get here?

humpleg_xxx.wav X: Is this guy gonna hump my leg?

ice_xxx.wav Yalena: Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?

identconfirmed_xxx.wav Computer: Identity confirmed.

imdone_xxx.wav X: That's it? I'm done?

inspired_xxx.wav Gibbons: If I told you not to jump off the Empire State building... X: You're right, I'd definitely do it. Gibbons: See, I inspired you. I'm an authority figure. That's what I'm supposed to do.

kickass_xxx.wav Shavers: Go kick some ass.

kiddingme_xxx.wav X: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

kmascarface_xxx.wav X: Kiss my ass, scarface.

knewallalong_xxx.wav Yorgi: I knew about you all along and it was my pleasure to twist you and use you how I saw fit.

knockoutdarts_xxx.wav Shavers: Darts for everything. See the green ones? Dutura knockout darts. POW! Guy goes down for twelve hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, where he is and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood. X: I was shot twice by those. Shavers: ...Aaaaaaand the red ones...

letsdoagain_xxx.wav X: Let's do that again.

lionsatzoo_xxx.wav Gibbons: You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes: the wild cat. She remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. 400 pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after a while their eyes start to glaze over - and you can tell their soul has died.

lionsatzoo-full_xxx.wav Gibbons: You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes: the wild cat. She remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. 400 pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after a while their eyes start to glaze over - and you can tell their soul has died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke. They'll take a wild man like you and throw him in solitary just for the fun of it. No more mountains to board. No more oceans to surf. Just a 6x8 cell with no windows and only a bucket to shit in. But you can avoid all that by doing me this small favor. X: You don't have shit on me. Gibbons: I notice you have three X's tattooed on the back of your neck. I think that's rather appropriate since you're looking at three strikes: Grand theft auto, reckless endangerment, and that little bridge stunt of yours? Makes you a three-time loser. Maybe you ought to call yourself Triple X. But if you do what I want I'll make all your little recent criminal transgressions go away and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life. X: You think maybe I should be like you: Get all shot up for the old stars and stripes. I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in a mirror. Gibbons: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country... So what's it gonna be, triple x? You want to get on a plane or is, 'kiss my ass, scarface' your final answer?

live4this_xxx.wav X: I live for this shit!

mancanchange_xxx.wav Gibbons: You know, I'm the kind of guy who believes that under the right circumstances a man can change.

needmanual_xxx.wav Shavers: I almost forgot the maual. You're gonna need this.

nice2see_xxx.wav X: Nice to see you again, fellas.

noslap_xxx.wav X: You slap me again, I'm gonna throw you a beatin'

notasbad_xxx.wav X: Not all of them are as bad as you think. Gibbons: You had to shoot a cop to get in with them. How not as bad as I think can they be?

notinhere_xxx.wav Yalena: You're not supposed to be in here.

notransgressions_xxx.wav Gibbons: I'll make all your little recent criminal transgressions go away and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life.

notrude_xxx.wav Dick: I don't mean to be rude. [yes he does]

notthatgood_xxx.wav X: Oh, you're good... but not that good.

notwelcome_xxx.wav X: Okay, I'm not welcome.

onlyavette_xxx.wav X: It was only a Corvette.

oversoon_xxx.wav Gibbons: Don't worry yourself about it. It'll all be over soon.

passtest_xxx.wav Gibbons: Why is it always the a**holes who pass the tests?

paybacksam_xxx.wav Gibbons: This is your chance to pay back your Uncle Sam for all the wonderful freedoms you enjoy.

penetratormode_xxx.wav Shavers: Eagle eyes. Nine different enhanced vision modes. Every little boys dream... the penetrator mode.

prettyfast_xxx.wav X: You're pretty fast for an old man.

problem_xxx.wav Trucker: I said, you got a problem, boy? X: No, no problem.

problem2_xxx.wav Sova: Is there a problem?

punish_xxx.wav X: You know what we do to bad men: we punish them.

pussies_xxx.wav X: Pussies!!

quandry_xxx.wav Gibbons: So that sorta puts us in a quandary, doesn't it?

riskedlife_xxx.wav X: I've risked my live for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me.

saveworld_xxx.wav X: You know, if you're going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.

shootme_xxx.wav X: So what are you going to do, shoot me?

shootme-full_xxx.wav X: So what are you going to do, shoot me? Sova: Uh huh. Where do you want it? In the head, to be quick? Or in the chest for an open casket so I can see your heart? X: Can I think about it?

showmestuff_xxx.wav X: Show me the stuff.

snakepit_xxx.wav Gibbons: Do we want to send another mouse in the snake pit? Or do we want to send in our own snake and let him crawl in?

something2drink_xxx.wav X: Any of you guys got something to drink?

something2tell_xxx.wav Drug Lord: Unless you have something to tell me. Something I need to know, eh?

somethingnew_xxx.wav Gibbons: I think it's time we tried something new.

somethingtouse_xxx.wav X: There's gotta be something in here we can use.

takealook_xxx.wav Agent: Take a look at this. I'm not sure yet exactly what it is.

takeitpersonal_xxx.wav X: You didn't take it personal, did you?

takeyououtside_xxx.wav Yorgi: Take yourself outside.

talkin2much_xxx.wav X: You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?

thatsmydog_xxx.wav Stunt Guy: Ohhhh! That's my dog! Wassup? Today was off the hook! You're psycho, bro.

thatworks_xxx.wav X: That works.

thinkplaystation_xxx.wav X: You got a bazooka! Dude, stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation: blow shit up!

tuckmein_xxx.wav X: Last chance to tuck me in.

uncuff_xxx.wav X: Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

uncuff-full_xxx.wav X: Look who it is... Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

untouchable_xxx.wav X: I'm untouchable.

upset_xxx.wav Gibbons: You seem upset.

vicious_xxx.wav X: You're cold, intelligent and vicious.

viciouscircle_xxx.wav Sova: First you set me up in a bar. Then you shoot me in the back. X: My boss does it to me, I did it to you. It's a vicious circle.

wedontknow_xxx.wav X: Remember, we don't' know each other. Sova: I wish we didn't.

welcome2a99_xxx.wav Yorgi: Most people talk a lot. Few people are up for the moment. Welcome to anarchy 99.

wentallout_xxx.wav X: Boy, they went all out on this one, huh?

whatabout_xxx.wav Sova: What is this all about?

whatcanudo_xxx.wav Yalena: What can you do for me? X: What do you want? Yalena: I want immunity from prosecution, asylum in the U.S. and citizenship. X: How about a condo in South Beach and a rich boyfriend? Yalena: Those I can get for myself.

whatdoing_xxx.wav X: What the hell are you doing?

whatgoingon_xxx.wav X: What the hell is going on here?

whatisplace_xxx.wav X: What is this place?

whatsitgonnabe_xxx.wav Gibbons: So what's it gonna be, triple x? You want to get on a plane or is, 'kiss my ass, scarface' your final answer?

whattalking_xxx.wav X: What the hell are you talking about?

whatwasplan_xxx.wav Yalena: I've been under cover here for two years. X: Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?

whoareyou_xxx.wav X: Who the hell are you?

whoinvited_xxx.wav Manager: Who invited you anyway?

withus2end_xxx.wav Yorgi: Through this door, you are with us to the end. Are you sure that is what you want?

wooooo_xxx.wav X: Wooooo!

xanderzone_xxx.wav X: You've just entered the Xander Zone.

xanderzone2_xxx.wav Yorgi's Brother: Welcome to the Xander Zone. X: Now that's funny... that's funny.

xanderzone3_xxx.wav X: Welcome to the Xander Zone!

youregood_xxx.wav X: Oh, you're good.

yourkindapeople_xxx.wav Gibbons: The job's not that difficult. I just want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them. X: What type of people? Gibbons: Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized... your kind of people. X: Wait a minute... My kind of people would say, "kiss my ass, scarface."

yourturn_xxx.wav X: Okay, it's your turn... pretty boy.