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Michael Biehn

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:17:44 -0700

Michael Biehn has starred in The Terminator, Tombstone, Aliens, The Rock, Magnificent 7 (TV), and Navy Seals - among others.

AINTGOOD.WAV Aliens: "That ain't so good."

ALLOUT.WAV Terminator: "We're compromised. Everybody out, NOW!"

CMWTHME.WAV Terminator: "Come with me if you want to live."

DNGRS.WAV Aliens: "Don't touch that. Dangerous, honey."

DOXACTLY.WAV Terminator: "Do exactly what I say. Exactly! Don't move unless I say. Don't make a sound unless I say. Do you understand?"

DRESSED.WAV Terminator: "I gotta get dressed."

FIRSTNM.WAV Terminator: Sara: "Reece, you got a first name?" Reece: "Kyle."

HR2HLP.WAV Terminator: "I'm here to help you. I;m Reece. Sergeant, Tech. Comm. B-N-3-8-4-1-6, Assigned to protect you. You've been targeted for termination."

leaving.wav Aliens: "MARINES! WE ARE LEE-VING!"

MESSAGE.WAV - Terminator: Your son gave me a message to give to you. Made me memorize it. "Thank you, Sarah, for your courage through the dark years. I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to say that the future is not set. You must be stronger than you imagine you can be. You must survive, or I will never exist." That's all.

MISTAKE.WAV - Terminator - Sarah: This is a mistake. I didn't do anything. Reece: No, but you will. It's very important that you live.

NONETAKN.WAV - Aliens - He can't make that kind of decision. He's just a grunt. No offense. Hicks: None taken.

NOTOUCH.WAV - Aliens: Don't touch that.

NOTSTOP.WAV - Terminator: And it absolutely will not stop. Ever! Until you are dead.

onyourfeet_t2.wav Terminator 2: Reece: On your feet, soldier.

PLSTIQ.WAV - Terminator: Sarah: Corn Syrup. Amonia. What's for dinner? Reece: Plastique. Sarah: Mmmm. That sounds good... what is it?

SHOULDNT.WAV - ??: Shouldn'ta done that.

TECHSTUF.WAV - Terminator: I don't know tech stuff.

YEAH.WAV - Aliens: Yeah... yeah, that's right.

badboym7.wav - Mag7: I've been a bad boy.

camealong.wav - Mag7 - Buck: Good thing I came along. Chris: Good thing I did.

choosefights.wav - Mag7: I have to choose my fights carefully these days.

cowboy.wav - Mag7 - Chris: did he just call me a cowboy, JD? JD: I think he did.

cowboy2.wav - Mag7: d'you just call me a cowboy?

gobackm7.wav - Mag7: Take my advice, go back where you came from.

letsdom7.wav - Mag7: Let's do this.

nofightyet.wav - Mag7 - I was just sayin'... that it ain't your fight. Chris: Not yet.

persmatter.wav - Mag7 - This a personal matter? Chris: Not yet.

regretm7.wav - Mag7: I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this.

rememberedm7.wav - Mag7: It's nice to be remembered.

Jim Carrey

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:18:11 -0700

1ARMMAN.WAV "No, it wasn't me... It was the one-armed man."

ASSME.WAV ACE: "Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions."

CABLEGUY.WAV - CABLE GUY!!

CAFFEINE.WAV - Ace?: Caffein'll KILL YA!

JERKINYA.WAV - Cable: I'm just jerkin' your chain.

LOSER_JC.WAV - Ace: Loo-hoo zah-her.

OHMYGOD_JC.WAV - Ace: Oh my GOD!

UWANNADO.wav - Ace: Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.

7th-hell.wav - Liar: I've slipped into the seventh circle of HELL!

angryhi.wav - Liar: HI!!

badsex.wav - Liar: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

barfnoise.wav -Liar makes a retching noise.

belowbelt.wav - Liar: Ooh, that was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.

canthapn-ll.wav - Liar: No no no NO. This can''t HAPPEN!

cantlie.wav - Liar: I can't lie!

clikclak.wav - Liar makes a clicking noise.

cmongo-ll.wav - Liar: C'mon, we gotta go.

confession.wav - Liar - Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
            JC: Depends on how long you were following me... eesh!
            Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top.
            JC: Here goes... I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

contempt.wav - Liar: I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!!

continuance.wav - Liar: You Honor, I would like a continuance!

dontask-ll.wav - Liar: DON'T ASK! For God's sake, don't ask!

gibberish1.wav - Liar- Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

gibberish2.wav - Liar- Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

gibberish3.wav - Liar- Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

godinhevn.wav - Liar: GOD in heaven!

good4you-ll.wav - Liar: Good fer you!

goodcall.wav - Liar: Good call!

gotagobye-ll.wav - Liar: Uh, no, gotta go!... Goodbye.

help-ll.wav - Liar: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!

heycreepy.wav - Liar: Hey, creepy

holyhell.wav - Liar: Holy hell!!

hwmchass.wav - Liar: Awwwww, how much ass do I have to kiss to make PARTNER around this place?

imagedel.wav - Liar: Wow, that was a nice image... <click clack> DELETED!

imjosecon.wav - Liar: I'm Jose Conseco!! I'M JOOSSSEEE COOONNNNSSSEEEEEECCCOOOOOOOO!

inconsid.wav - Liar: I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!!!

kiknmyass.wav - Liar - Guy: What the hell are you doing?
JC: I'm kickin' my ASS! DO YOU MIND??!!

no-ll.wav - Liar: NOOO!

notall.wav - Liar - Cop: Is that all?
JC (gritting his teeth): no...

noweakrsex.wav - Liar: There's NOOOOOOOOOOOOO such thing as a weaker sex!

objection-ll.wav - Liar - Swoosie Kurtz: Your honor, I object!
            JC: You would!
            SK: BASTARD!
            JC: HAG!
            Judge: QUIET!!

ocmon-ll.wav - Liar: Oh, COMEON!

owie.wav - Liar: OOOWWWIE!!

phaseout.wav - Liar: My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.

phonecall-ll.wav - Liar: PHONE CALL!! Phone call. I get a phone call!! I GOT A PHONE CALL!!!

razz.wav - If I could spell it, I would

scream2-ll.wav - Liar- JC screams

scream-ll.wav - Liar- JC screams again

sqlsplat.wav - Liar- Squeal and a splat

suchashit.wav - Liar: Oh, I'm such a SHIT!

thankgod-ll.wav - Liar: Oh, thank GOD!

thegame.wav - Liar: Jordan fades back... swish!... it's good, and THAT'S THE GAME!

truthfree.wav - Liar: And the truth shall set you free!!!

willpower.wav - Liar: Alright, you can beat this. It's all - a - matter - of - willpower!

wreckday.wav - Liar(Mighty Mouse theme): Here she comes to wreck the daaaayyyy!

wrongwthme.wav - Liar: What's wrong with me??

yourevictim.wav - Liar: You're the victim here

carreywav.zip - Download ALL of the sounds from this page in one convenient zip file.

Anthony Starke

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:18:37 -0700

Anthony Starke has stared in The Magnificent Seven as Ezra Standish and the very short-lived TV series Cold Feet.

likesmem7.wav - Mag7: But he likes me.

voteconfid.wav - Mag7: Thanks for the vote of confidence.

m7ezracolonel .wav Mag7: Never thought I'd wear the Union blue, but I always did fancy being a colonel.

m7frog,locust.wav Mag7: Well, then I fully expect that we will be inundated by frogs, locusts, and other unspeakable pestilence in a matter of moments.

m7greatwarrior.wav Mag7: You shall grow to be a great warrior. Big, strong and fearless.

m7hotbath.wav Mag7: Chris: Gochaves' gang. Ezra: Don't imagine there here to take a hot bath, either.

m7motherbad.wav Mag7: And I thought my mother was bad.

m7no.wav Mag7: No. I said no, is that clear?... the answer is no.

m7nothingtochance.wav Mag7: Well, sir, I abhor gambling, and as such, leave nothing to chance.

m7onyourhorses.wav Mag7: Ezra: Well, on your horses boys... That's good. Nathan: Go easy on that stuff.

Obsessions-Courage.wav Mag7: Courage, Ezra... courage.

Serpents-Other-peoples-money.wav Mag7: In the future, I believe it would be best just not to... uh... burden me with other people's money.

CF_non_loser.wav Cold Feet:

CF_Not_a_real_man.wav Cold Feet: The only non-LOSER who ever did.

CF_oh_my_god.wav Cold Feet: Oh my... God, is it that obvious?

CF_ticket_to_ride.wav Cold Feet: You... and me... and a ticket to ride, baby.

CF_was_too_was_not.wav Cold Feet:

CF_well_great.wav Cold Feet: Well, that's great. I'll just pass that right along.

CF_what_have_I_done.wav Cold Feet: Oh, good God, what have I done?

CF_what_the_hell.wav Cold Feet: What the hell's a chakra?

CF_whatever.wav Cold Feet:

CF_whatever_squared.wav Cold Feet: