Animal House

 At a 1962 College, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the Delta House Fraternity, but those roughhousers have other plans for him.

Bluto: John Belushi, Boone: Peter Riegert, Otter: Tim Matheson, Larry: Tom Hulce, Flounder: Stephen Furst, Dean Wormer: John Vernon, Hoover: James Widdoes, D-Day: Bruce McGill, Chip Diller: Kevin Bacon, Doug Neidermeyer: Mark Metcalf, Greg Marmalard: James Daughton

7YRSCOL.WAV - Bluto: "Christ. Seven years of college down the drain."

90RAYON.WAV - Boone: 90% rayon, very nice!

AFRD2GO.WAV - Bluto: Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble. WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON! Not me! I'm not gonna take this!

AMINUTE.WAV - Otter: I'm sorry, I can only stay for a minute.

ANOTHER3.WAV - Kevin Bacon: Thank you sir, may I have another?

ATTN.WAV - Neidermeyer: Atteeeen-shun! Eyesfront!

BJ.WAV - Bluto and the gang cough out "blow job"

BLUTOSCR.WAV - Bluto screams after someone drops an entire box of liquor.

Bluto-sorry.wav - Bluto: Sorry. (after smashing up a guitar)

BUYPOT.WAV - Larry: Could I buy some pot from you?

CALM.WAV - Bacon: Remain calm. All is well!

CLIPON.WAV - Otter: Nice tie, is that a clip-on by any chance? Hey Boone! Come on over and check this out.

CNFSC8TD.WAV - Hoover: They confiscated everything. Even the stuff we didn't steal.

DAMGLAD2.WAV - Otter: Hey! Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.

DAMNGLAD.WAV - Otter: Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.

DANCE.WAV - Do you mind if we dance wif your dates?

D-DAYWTO.WAV - D-Day plays the William Tell Overture by tapping on his throat.

DENTED.WAV - Flounder: Oh my god! It's dented. It's dented!

DISHES.WAV - Greg: Come out of there, you bastards! Otter: Who is it? Greg: You know damn well who it is! Otter: I'm sorry, you'll have to come back later. I'm doing the dishes.

DLTAPNCH.WAV - Otter: Hey, why don't you help yourself to some delicious Delta punch and I'll join you in a minute.

DONEALOT.WAV - Boone: I've done a lot of things you don't know about.

DONTBFRT.WAV - Larry: Don't be a fruit, okay?

DONTWORK.WAV - [Neidermeyer screaming in the background] Otter: No, no, no. Don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.

DRNKEVRY.WAV - Boone: After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.

DTXPLEGE.WAV - Hoover: I, state your name. Group: I, state your name. Hoover: Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat... uh... with liberty and fraternity for all. Group: Amen.

ENJOY.WAV - Neidermeyer: We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you're here.

FASTER.WAV - Greg: Maybe a little faster...

FLOUNDER.WAV - Bluto: From now on, your name is Flounder.

FOODFITE.WAV - Bluto: FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!! 

FOOTDOWN.WAV - Dean Wormer: The time has come for someone to put his foot down... and that foot is me.

GERMANS.WAV - Bluto: What's this lyin' around s**t? D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one. Bluto: What? Over? Did you say OVER? NOTHING is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boone: Forget it, he's rolling. Bluto: And it ain't over now. Who's with me? LET'S GO! [runs out screaming]

GESTURE.WAV - Otter: I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

GETCHNCE.WAV - Wormer: you'll get your chance, smart guy. Now get on with it.

GIMME20.WAV - Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me 20.

GOINSIDE.WAV - Neidermeyer: Why don't we just go  inside and meet some of the guys, huh?

GONASTOP.WAV - Mandy: If you're not even going to  try, I'm just going to stop! [sound of removing glove]

GOODTIME.WAV - Hoover: Hi, boys. Having a good time, I hope?

GRBABREW.WAV - Bluto: Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

GROTESQ.WAV - Boone: Jesus Christ, what happened? You look grotesque.

HEWZGLAD.WAV - Otter: Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha.  Boone: Hi, that was Eric Stratton - he was damn glad to meet you.

HIHOWRU.WAV - Flounder: Hi. how are you?

HITHERE1.WAV - Neidermeyer: Hi there.

HLDMOUNT.WAV - Neidermeyer: Mister - hold my mount.

HNDSFEET.WAV - Otter: Don't worry. Just keep you hands and feet away from his mouth.

holysht.wav - Bluto: "Hoooly S**T!"

IsthisDelta.wav - Flounder: Excuse me, sir, is this the Delta house? Bluto: Sure, come on in.

ISTHSGR8.WAV - Flounder: Oh, boy, is this great!

JUSTKDNG.WAV - Hoover: Have another beer, Larry. She's just kidding.

KISMYASS.WAV - Bluto: WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON!!

LEAVE2ME.WAV - D-Day: There you go, now. Just leave everything to me.

LEAVING.WAV - If I was in your shoes, I'd be... Boone: Leaving! What a good idea.

LOCKED.WAV - Larry: I think it's locked, or something.

MARBLES.WAV - Flounder: May I have ten thousand marbles, please.

MASSAGE.WAV - Otter: Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?

MILTON.WAV - Prof. Jennings: Don't write this down, but I probably find Milton as boring as you find Milton.

NEEDED.WAV - Bluto: Thanks, I needed that [shattering glass]

NICEFISH.WAV - Katy: Nice fish, huh?

NIEDER.WAV - Neidermeyer: Hi there, Doug Neidermeyer, Omega membership chairman.

NOBEANIE.WAV - Larry: Take off that beenie.

NOTJOKE.WAV - Prof. Jennings: I'm not joking. This is my job.

NOTORGY.WAV - Boone: It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party.

NOTTRUE.WAV - Hoover: That's not true!

OTIS.WAV - Boone: Wait'll Otis sees us! He loved us!

OTTRDDAY.WAV - Otter: Hey! Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meetcha. D-Day: [laughs]

OUTWTHIT.WAV - Wormer: Well... out with it! Flounder: [vomits]

PNCHCOOK.WAV - Neidermeyer: Just grab a seat, make yourself at home, and don't be shy about helping yourself to punch and cookies.

RAMSPEED.WAV - D-Day: RAMMING SPEEEEEED!!

RDICULUS.WAV - Boone: This is ridiculous.

REALYMAD.WAV - Boone: Okay Okay! Now I'm really mad! Now you've had it!

REALZERO.WAV - Otter: Okay, this guy is a real zero, that's true.

RECOGNIZ.WAV - D-Day: When I get through with this thing, you won't even recognize it.

RELIGOUS.WAV - Otter: I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

RETARD.WAV - Katy: I think I'm in love with a retard. Boone: Is he bigger than me?

ROADTRIP.WAV - Larry: What are we gonna do? Otter & ?: Road Trip.

RUKIDING.WAV - Flounder: Are you kidding?

SCHIZO.WAV - Larry: I won't go schizo, will I? Prof: It's a distinct possibility.

SCORE.WAV - Flounder: I hope I score. Oh boy. Oh boy!

SCUSEME.WAV - Boone excuses himself through the crowd.

SETLDOWN.WAV - Just a minute, just a minute. Just settle down.

SOFT.WAV - Mandy: Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

SORYBUST.WAV - Bluto destroys a guitar... then sheepishly apologizes.

STOPBY.WAV - Boone: Well, that was pleasant. Nice of him to stop by, don't you think?

THRULIFE.WAV - Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

TIREDARM.WAV - Mandy: Is anything happening yet? My arm's kinda tired.

TOGAPRTY.WAV - Otter: We gotta do something. Boone: Absolutely. Otter: You know what we gotta do? Boone & Otter: Toga party.

TOGATOGA.WAV - Group whips themselves into a frenzy chanting "toga"

TOGAX2.WAV - Bluto: TOGA! TOGA!

TOILETS.WAV - Wormer: Every halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets... explode.

TOOKBAR.WAV - Bluto: "They took the bar.  The whole f***ing bar!"

TOOKBAR2.WAV - Bluto: "They took the bar.  The whole f***ing bar!"

TOOKDATS.WAV - Flounder: The negros took our dates!!

TREATFRN.WAV - Otter: Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?

TRUSTED.WAV - Otter: "You f***ed up! You trusted us!"

UNDRSTND.WAV - Neidermeyer: DO YOU UNDERSTAND!

VISCIOUS.WAV - Boone: Vicious mother, isn't he?

WANABEER.WAV - Katy: Hi. You want a beer? Larry: Sure.

WHATSIR.WAV - Greg: What do you intend to do, sir?

WHTPEEPL.WAV - Otter: We are gonna die. Larry: We're the only white people here.

WONTTEL.WAV - Don't sweat it, sweety, I won't tell.

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