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Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:10:36 -0700

Sounds from the Animaniacs cartoon

If you want, you can download them all at once! Just grab animaniacswav.zip - Be warned, though, it's almost 12 megabytes!

2SECONDS.WAV - All 3: "Yay! 2 seconds!!"

3extra.wav - Dot: "Set 3 extra places..." All: "We're comin' over for dinner!" Yakko: "Except I'm allergic to anything with lactose in it."

3SECONDS.WAV - All 3: "Yay! 3 seconds!!"

6FLAGS.WAV - Wako: "Darn, this isn't six flags over Flushing, either."

8ponders.wav - Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" and eight answers from Pinky.

a_pun.wav - Dot: "It's a pun, get it?"

aglets.wav - Brain: "I don't understand it, Pinky, I had everything worked out. What could have gone wrong?" Pinky: "Shhh! Quiet, Brain, this documentary on shoelaces is amazing! Did you know that the little plastic thingies on the end of your shoelaces are called aglets? huh. All this time I thought they wer called little plastic things on the end of your shoelaces." Brain: "Heh heh. Aglets... you don't say? Imagine that. Aglets... aglets... AAAGGGLLLEEETTTSSS" Pinky: "Well, you can call them thingies if you want to."

AIRBAG.WAV - Dr. Scratchnsniff: "I'm alright, the airbag deployed."

amgladiators.wav - Brain: "Now I know how American Gladiators stays on the air."

an_alarm.wav - Brain: "There is no cause for alarm. But, there probably will be."

an_pond.wav - Brain: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

ancient.wav - Brain: "We are journeying to Egypt and the Great Pyramid at Giza where ancient mummies will soon walk the earth." Pinky: "The Rolling Stones are touring again, are they?"

animal.wav - Pinky: "If you could be any animal, what would it be?" Brain: "I'd have to say a hawk, Pink, so I could soar through the sky and catch little white mice in my talons and feed them to my young." Pinky: "Ewww. That's just weird."

annoying.wav - Yako: Annoying, aren't we?

ANTHRDAY.WAV - Scratchnsniff: Ah, another day another dollar.

appt.wav - Dot: We're here for our appointment with Dr. Scratchnsniff.

astound.wav - Pinky: Egad, Brain, you astound me.

aypwip01.wav - Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

BADDAY.WAV Brain: "I'm having a bad day."

battle.wav Brain: Now, throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.

bby_k.wav Mindy: Okay, lady, I love you byebye.

bigdaddy.wav Wako: Hey, big daddy, wasup? What it is what it is.

BLEWIT.WAV Rita: You blew it, Runt.

blooper1.wav Brain: Are you pondering what I'm [BELCH!] [laughing] I'm sorry, we'll take it again.

blooper2.wav [slate] Action! Brain: They're our robot counterparts, Pinky. Programmed to imitate our behavior down to the smallest detail - observe. Pinkybot: Narf! [SMASH] Brain: OW!! Pinky: Oh, I like them, Brain. Ask them if they'd like to pray blidge on Thursday. Oh, dear. (giggle) Pray blidge on Thursday... Narf... silly me. Brain: Yes, silly you. [marker beep] Brain: They're our robot counterparts, Pinky. Programmed to imitate our behavior down to the smallest detail - observe. Pinkybot: Narf! [SMASH] Brain: OW!! Pinky: Oh, I like them, Brain. Ask them if they'd like to pray... play... Braaaallaaal (laughing) Brain: Ha ha, very funny. [marker beep] Brain: They're our robot counterparts, Pinky. Programmed to imitate our behavior down to the smallest detail - observe. Pinkybot: Narf! [SMASH] Brain: OW!! Pinky: Oh, I like them, Brain. Ask them if they'd enjoy um... parchee.. uh.. fish... um.. narf. There I go again (giggles). Brain: Pinky, I'm going to have to... lapse into unconsciousness.

blossom.wav Pinky: Brilliant, Brain! Oh no. No, wait. Why would anyone watch a completely fabricated television special about a show that never existed? Brain: Did you watch the Blossom reunion special? Pinky: Every minute, Brain. Brain: You didn't think that show actually existed, did you? Pinky: Oh, that explains Joey Lawrence's snub at the Emmy's.

bluffin.wav Spy: Now, watch carefully as I bluff our way in.

bnaaarf.wav Brain Tarzan-yells "NARF"

boingey.wav All 3: Boingey (x4)

boldly.wav Yako: Come, siblings. Our 5-minute mission, to seek out new life and new satirizations. To boldly go where no Warner's have gone before.

BOYS.WAV Dot: Boys.

brain01.wav Brain: We must plan for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky: Try to take over the world.

brain02.wav Pinky: Why, Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: Guess. Pinky: Oh, yeah, try to take over the world, right.

brain-ci.wav Brain: Citizens of the world, you are under my control.

brain-control.wav Brain: Citizens of the world, you are under my control.

brain-narf.wav Brain: Narf! Narf to the world. What are we going to do tonight, Pinky? Poit!

brain-ru.wav Brain: Runfor your lives. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

BUGS.WAV You are, large bugs, maybe?

button.wav Pinky: Do I still get to push the big red shiny button, Brain? Brain: Yes, Pinky, you still get to push the big red shiny button. Pinky: Oh, goody goody. Narf. Brain: I'm curious, Pinky, do you know why you get to push the big red shiny button? Pinky: Because it's big? Brain: Uh uh. Pinky: Because it's red? Brain: noooo. Pinky: Then it must be because it's shiny.

buttons.wav Captain, there appears to be an anomaly occurring. Almost as if a crew member were pushing buttons randomly. Yako: Hey! Do these things really work? [sounds like a great error sound to me!]

BYENURSE.WAV The boys: Goodbyyyyyye nurse!

cablguys.wav Guard: "Duh... who are you?" Spy: "We're the, ahhhh, cable guys."

chainltr.wav Pinky: <gasp> a chain letter! I touched it! I TOUCHED IT! AUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!

cheese.wav Brain: If I weren't a large cheese, I would make you pay for that remark.

chest.wav Brain: Fortunately my chest cavity is constructed of a titanium alloy.

CHICAGO.WAV Runt: What's so great about Chicago, anyway?

CHKITOUT.WAV Dot: Let's check it out.

CHKYALL.WAV Brain: Check... y'all.

choochoo.wav Pinky: Look brain, I made a choo choo! Brain: And me without my video camera.

clap.wav Pinky: I'd clap incessantly if I weren't being digested by this quicksand.

cntgetup.wav Dot: I've fallen and I can't get up.

comin_slap.wav Slappy: Alright already, I'm comin'.

components.wav Brain: Now, all we need are a few simple components. An atom smasher, a few stray rods of strontium 90, a 3/16 in socket wrench...

CONCNTR8.WAV Brain: Concentrate, Pinky, concentrate.

COPRFLD.WAV Yako: Didn't I see this in a David Copperfield special?

creamer.wav Brain: In the office kitchen, I will simply stage an accident utilizing the microwave oven and the non-dairy powdered creamer. For, no one really knows how a microwave works. Pinky: But, why the powdered creamer, Brain? Brain: No one really knows how that works, either.

cute_one.wav Dot: I'm the cute one.

DAYLKTHS.WAV Devil: "I haven't had a day like this in some time."

didit.wav Brain: I've done it, Pinky! Now everyone in the world is under my control... at last. Pinky: Well, it couldn't happen to a nicer mouse seeking global domination.

DIZYLIKE.WAV Pinky: I think I'm getting dizzy, and I rather like it.

DONTWANA.WAV Clown: I don't wanna do this no more.

doreme.wav The Warner's take on the Do-Re-Mi song.

dothelonurs.wav Dot: Helooooo NURSE!

dothelonurs2.wav Dot: Helooooo NURSE! (same thing, only different)

dotmprsd.wav Dot: I'm impressed.

dourealize.wav Brain: Do you realize what you're saying?

dressup.wav Brain: Let us change into our makeup and costumes. Pinky: Oh, we get to play dress-up! Can I wear this bunny costume, or do you prefer me in this taffeta tutu? Brain: Forget the costume, just try to look old and depressed. Pinky: You mean like you?

dropings.wav Brain: The health department is closing Acme Labs, Pinky. Apparently they found mouse droppings everywhere.

dumbluck.wav Brain: Your only real contribution was your sheer dumb luck.

dung.wav Pinky: Ummmm. There's a big pile of dung under that tree. Brain: Dung! Of course! With dung, I could make a huge... uh.. dung.. monorail? Pinky: No, Brain, we'll make dung-garees. Brain: Oh, yes, and then we'll fly on our magical pants to the planet slacks. Pinky: OooooOOOOooo. Narf!

egad.wav Pinky: Egad! This is even better than a Ducktails episode, Brain.

faboo.wav Wako: Fabooo!

feelfine.wav Wako: I feel fine.

flapyou.wav Go flap yourselves unconscious.

freud.wav Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.

FRIGHTEN.WAV Studio Head: I want you to go away now, you frighten me.

FRITNME.WAV Brain: Sometimes you frighten me, Pinky.

fun.wav Pinky: [giggle] Ooh, that was fun, Brain. [giggle] Narf. [giggle] I'm all tingly... woo woo.

gallagher.wav Brain: You think Gallagher is funny???

GDATTHIS.WAV Dot: I thought you'd be good at this.

getby.wav Brain: Pinky, with my genius and your... knowing a genius. You'll get by.

GETSYOU.WAV Wako: Sorta gets you right here, doesn't it? [BELCH] Pardon.

GONE2FAR.WAV Dot: This time Wako's definitely gone too far.

goodnite.wav Yako: Goodnight everybody.

GOTTARUN.WAV Yako: ehhhhhhh I don't think so. Gotta run. We'll just catch a cab, thanks.

gpmumble.wav The Godpidgeon mumbles. Translator: The Godpidgeon says there's nothing he can do for you and he hopes you have a nice life.

GRATEFUL.WAV Yako: Uncle Sam is grateful, girls. Wako: And so are we.

GRLZ_FIG.WAV Yako: Girls. Go fig.

hakuna.wav Pinky: Two simple words that will make it all better... hakuna matatta. Brain: If I hurt you now, no one would know.

hello.wav Y&W: Helloooooo gorgeous mystery lady!

HELLONRS.WAV YW&D: Helloooooo nurse!

helonurs2.wav Y&W: Helloooooo nurse!

helonursywd.wav Y&W: Helloooooo nurse!

hicupgp.wav Godpidgeon: Hickups, then mumbles something about hot peppers. Assistant: The Godpidgeon says, "Remember Fluffer Frittata? He had hickups so bad his torso dissolved."

himrman.wav Mindy: Hi MR. Man.

hippy.wav Brain: Like, hey Dippy. Pinky: Like, yes Hippy? Brain: Did you, like, take a bath today? Pinky: Why, man, is there one missing? Brain: Like, right on.

HMBLPIGS.WAV Pinky: When you farm humble pigs, how far apart do you have to plant them?

hmltcm.wav Pinky: Like, how the leopard got its trunk? Brain: Yeas, and how many licks it would take to get to the center of your brain. Pinky: The world may never know... Narf.

hollywod.wav Brain: Now, FOLLOW! Pinky: Where to, Brain? Brain: To a place that never shuts down, where the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day. Pinky: We're going to Denny's?? Brain: No, Pinky, Hollywood California.

how_keen.wav Brain: How keen of you to note that.

howdeprs.wav Brain: Remember, Pinky, no matter how tragic and depressing these images may appear, you must not react.

hugyou-Elmyra.wav Elmyra: I'm going to take you home you and hug you and squeeze you and pet you and lock you in a cage and keep you forever.

HURTFACE.WAV Clown: That hurt my face.

hurtpink.wav Brain: You watch too much TV, Pinky. Pinky: Bang! Zoom! Brain: Stop saying that, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you. Pinky: Oh... Okay. Sorry, Brain. Narf!!

hurtunow.wav Brain: If I hurt you now, no one would know. Pinky: Um... I might. Brain: That's debatable.

HURTYOU.WAV Brain: If I could reach you, I would hurt you.

HWDYYALL.WAV Brain: Howdy you all.

IMCUTE.WAV "I'm Yakko" "I'm Wakko" "And I'm CUTE."

IMON.WAV Brain: This is it, I'm on.

italian.wav Announcer: Here's a fascinating clip from the Italian's production of the show known as "Pinky et Brainini" Brain: Do you ponder what I ponder, Pinky? Pinky: I think so, Brainini, but arugala flavored gelato? Brain: Pitiful clown. I speak of taking over the world. How can you know the world when your soul is dead? Pinky: You stamp my passport with poison, Brainini. I miss my wheel. Narfo! [helicopter] Brain: Mama. Mama mia.

Itsworkin.wav Wako: It's workin'! Stand back.

joan.wav Yako: Let's go back to New York in the 1930's. Dot: You can fall in love with Joan Collins. Yako: Then she'll die. Wako: Let's go looking for Mr. Spock's brain. Yako: Or Harry Mudd. Dot: Or Roger Mudd.

keepup.wav Brain: Keep it up, Pinky. Donkeytown needs a new mayor.

KIDSHOWS.WAV Yako: Ugh. The stuff they're getting away with on kids' shows these days.

KIYIYIPE.WAV Brain: Ki yi yippie yi oh.

limabean.wav Brain: Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.

losswrds.wav Brain: I'm at a loss for words.

LOVEBYE.WAV Mindy: Okay, I love you bye bye.

LOVEHI.WAV Mindy: Hi, I love you.

lunatic.wav Brain: What a stark raving lunatic.

makescoffee.wav Brain: AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAKES COFFEE AROUND HERE!!??

maniac.wav Goodfeather: What are you, some kind of a maniac?

marryman.wav Dot: I'm gonna marry that man.

missus.wav Yako: Did you miss us?

naaaaarf.wav Pinky gets stuck in a long Naaaaaaaaaaaaarf. [thump] "Thanks!"

naaarf.wav Pinky Tarzan-yells "NARF"

naaarf2.wav Pinky Tarzan-yells "NARF"

narf.wav Pinky: Narf!

narf_is.wav Pinky: Naarf... Brain: What is narf? Do you mind telling me what that is? Pinky: Well, let's see, it's like zort... or, umm. poit! Brain: Hmmm.

NARF2.WAV Pinky: NARF!

narf3.wav Pinky: Narf.

natrcall.wav Dr. Scratchnsniff: Well, you know, when nature calls you have to pick up the phone and say "Hello. I got your message. I've got a package for you."

nextplan.wav Brain: Well, if that's all there is to it, Pinky, why don't you come up our next plan for world domination?

NICEMIX.WAV Pinky: Nice mix, but it's not exactly danceable, is it?

nocongress.wav Brain: There must be a way of getting this money without running for congress.

noctrl.wav Dot: Boys. Hello Nurse: No control.

nogames.wav Brain: This is no time for games, Pinky.

noget_wak.wav Wako: I don't get it.

nogood.wav Brain: No good will come of this.

noknok.wav Fluffy: Here's a little joke for you, Pinky. Knock knock. Pinky: Well, that's not a very funny joke, is it?

nonsense.wav Stop this nonsense at once.

NOPANTS.WAV Wako: I'm not wearing any pants.

NOPROB.WAV Dog: No problem.

NOSNIFF.WAV Dog: Say... mind if I sniff you? Runt: No thanks. That's okay. No sniffing. Definitely no sniffing.

NOSNIFF2.WAV Dog: Say... mind if I sniff you now? Runt: NO! No sniffing. Definitely no sniffing.

NOTBUGS.WAV You are large bugs, maybe? ALL: No. We're the Warner Brothers. Dot: And the Warner sister. Yako: I'm Yako. Wako: I'm wako. Dot: And I'm as cute as a button on a teddy bear's nose.

NOTCRNKY.WAV Runt: You're just cranky 'cause I woke you up from your nap. Rita: I am NOT cranky!

nuclear.wav Brain: By converting our cage into a nuclear reactor, we can produce enough energy... Pinky: Ah ah ah! Your migration area is tiny, Brain. The neutron will never be able to slow down from fission to thermal in here. Brain: Please, Pinky, let me finish. Pinky: I mean, it's got to be at least one-sixth of the mean square distance between... Brain: PLEASE STOP! Pinky: But, Brain... Brain: PINKY!!

nvrbreed.wav Brain: Promise me something, Pinky. Never breed. Pinky: I'll try.

ofcourse.wav Wako: "Of course, it all makes perfect sense, now. Thanks for clearin' that up."

OHWHOOPS.WAV Wako: Oh... whoops.

okloveya.wav Mindy: okay I love you bye-bye.

old.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering ... you know. Pinky: I think so, brain...something about a duck. Brain: you're probably an idiot, Pinky... Tonight's plan is... ah who cares

ONSTILTS.WAV Brain: Actually, I am a lab mouse on stilts.

oonarf.wav Pinky: Ooooooooo Narf!

o-right.wav Pinky: Oh, right, well there you are, then.

OYGOHOME.WAV Clown: Oy, I gotta go home.

P&BSHLDF.WAV Brain: "We should flee in terror. YES, that would be the wisest course."

PAINLNGR.WAV Brain: This is a pain that is going to linger.

payattn.wav Pay close attention.

pb_pippi.wav Brain: Pinky, Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?

pbdairy.wav Brain: I feel odd... Almost... dairy-like.

pbmyste.wav Brain: The workings of your mind are a mystery to me, Pinky. Pinky: Ooh, I just love a good mystery.

pbshldf.wav Brain: "We should flee in terror. YES, that would be the wisest course."

pbworld.wav Brain: Try to take over the world!

pgcrzy.wav A bunch of nonsense from Pinky. Brain: What have I DONE!?

pinkpondr.wav Pinky: Brain, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

PINKY1.WAV Pinky: Ooh, I hate it when that happens.

pinky-ni.wav Pinky: Nice, Brain.

pinkyst.wav Brain: Pinky, set phasers on conquering the universe. Pinky: Righty-o, Brain.

pinky-wh.wav Pinky: What's tonight's plan to take over the world, Brain?

pippi.wav Brain: Yes! Of course! Pinky, Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like? Brain: No, Pinky.

pklaughs.wav Pinky giggles.

plan.wav Brain: An now, Pinky, as soon as my plan is perfected, I will take over the world. Pinky: And as soon as my tape dispenser is perfected, I will tape over my face. Narf.

PNWTHME.WAV Brain: This pain will definitely be with me a while.

POINTLES.WAV Dot: That was pointless.

poitnarf.wav Pinky: What do you want to do tonight, Brain? Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Pinky: What's that? Brain: I have no idea. Pinky: Poit. Brain: Narf.

pondchkn.wav A ponder exchange with Italian accents.

ponder.wav Brain: Yes. Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but there's still a bug stuck in there from last time. Brain: No, Pinky.

PONDER1.WAV Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

PONDER2.WAV Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

ponder4.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

ponder5.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but this time you wear the tutu.

ponder8.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

ponderhowells.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?

pondertent.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent.

poobrain.wav Mindy: blech. Brain smells like poo poo.

pressbutn.wav Yako: Say, I was wondering. Do you reeeeeealy want to push that button?

PROGRAM.WAV Yako: We'd better get with the program.

psycho.wav Brain: Balderdash and poppycock. I wonder if anyone is really gullible enough to buy this inane TV psychobabble?... Pinky? Pinky: What? Oh, sorry, Brain, I wasn't listening. My inner child is having a play date with my outer child.

PULLFNGR.WAV At least he didn't ask me to pull his finger.

push-it.wav Brain tries to get Pinky to push the big red button while getting beat half to death.

putasock.wav Slappy: Ahhhhh, put a sock in it!

ricardo.wav Yakko: "Look! It's Ricardo Mantalban and his plastic chest."

righto.wav Brain: Pay attention, Pinky. Pinky: Right-o

ROMANTIC.WAV Dot: Romantic, isn't it?

rushsofa.wav The Warners: AHHHHHHH! RUSH LIMBAUGH'S ON YOUR SOFA!!! .... AHHHHHHH! .... Just kidding.

sailors.wav Pinky: Why are we dressed like sailors? Brain: Later, Pinky, the siblings are back.

savewrld.wav This is a shining example of how NOT to record a wav file. For Pete's sake, if you're going to record a wav file, DON'T HOLD A MICROPHONE UP TO A TELEVISION SPEAKER!!!! The sound quality SUCKS! (Oh, no, it's not one of mine)

saywhat.wav Pesto?: What did you say? Runt: That us dogs should have a home. Pesto: Are you calling me a dog? Are you saying that I'm ugly? That you don't want your friends to see me? That because my face doesn't shine like the crown of a king I must be some kind of a beast?

sb4win.wav Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?

SCAREME.WAV Wakko: Go away, you scare me!

shecrazy.wav Scratchnsniff: I think she's crazy. Warners: Duh!

SILYPUPY.WAV Mindy: [giggle] Silly puppy.

SLEEPY.WAV Dot: Anyway, I'd like to stay up and gab, but I'm feeling just a wee bit sleepy.

SMELL.WAV Yakko: [sniff sniff] There's that smell again. Warners: Ewwwww!

SPCHLESS.WAV Dot: I'm speechless.

spitbble.wav Wakko: Want to see me make bubbles with my spit? Yakko: Sure. In fact, that's the theme of our next show. Dot: So don't miss it.

squirts.wav Brain: That ought to keep the little squirts happy.

sticky.wav Pinky: Hey, hey! Brainy, baby. What's brown and sticky? Brain: I don't know. Pinky: A stick! [laughing] I've got a million of them.

SUCHBOOB.WAV Brain: Must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob.

sunyday.wav Pinky: Zort! Oh, it's a really yummy, sunny day today.

surly.wav Pinky: Surely you jest! That's Shirley, the associate something or other. She's got bad news. Brain: Yes? Pinky: Something about something something being something. Brain: You think you could be a little more specific? Pinky: Um... no. I had the phone upside down.

SWTKITTY.WAV Mindy: Sweet kitty kitty kitty.

takeover.wav Brain: "I plan to take over the world."

techdisg.wav These technician disguises will help us slip past the guards.

thatsit1.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being called honorable.

thatsit2.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being called crackers.

thatsit3.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being called the boss.

thatsit5.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being told he's stuck.

thatsit6.wav Pesto gets bent out of shape after being told they're out of luck.

thereare.wav Pinky: Oh, well, there you are then. Brain: No, pinky, there you are. I am absolutely nowhere near that vicinity.

thinking.wav Pinky: Egad, Brain! Astounding. How do you do it. Brain: With a little thing called thinking.

threat.wav Brain: Pinky, you are a threat to tolerance.

TOMORROW.WAV Pinky: What are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

tomorrowrev.wav Brain: Oh, what are we going to do tomorrow night, Pinky? Pinky: The same thing we do every night, Brain. Try to take over the.... uh... Brain: world. Pinky: World! yes.

TONIGHT.WAV Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.

tonite01.wav Pinky: Where are you going, Brain? Brain: Back to the cage to plan for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world. [song tag] {Good shutdown sound}

tourists.wav Pinky: Look, Brain, tourists.

tpwhouse.wav Brain: Well, the White House is toilet-papered, Pinky.

trolls.wav Brain: Something under the bridge grabbed that billy goat. Trolls live under bridges, they eat billy goats. Do you follow me, Pinky?

ttlpros.wav Yakko: Don't worry. We're total professionals.

UHOHRUNT.WAV Runt: "Uh oh."

uncmftbl.wav Brain: I'm uncomfortable with that.

unplsnt.wav Pinky: Hey, Brain, you don't look so good. Brain: Something unpleasant has happened to me.

uranus.wav You'll have to return to your sleeping chambers. Resuscitation isn't scheduled until we're close to Pluto. Yakko: Sorry. If I sleep any more, I'll be close to Goofy. Wakko: As long as we don't get too close to Uranus. Dot: I thought we discussed cutting that line.

uslsfact.wav Yakko: And now, another... useless fact.

valdez.wav Brain: Don't worry, Pinky, we'll just stow away here aboard the Exxon Valdez.

verynarf.wav Pinky: Oh, well, that sounds very... um... narf! Brain: Yes, I'm sure it does.

voicemail.wav Brain: A hideous thing that is spreading across the world like a horrible plague... Voice Mail.

wakburp.wav Wakko burps to the tune of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah." (sorry for the gap at the beginning)

WAKOWTNS.WAV Wakko: You are about to witness the Wakorgulified Transgobulator! ... I made it myself.

WARNERS.WAV Warners: We're the Warner Brothers! Dot: And the Warner sister.

WATCHIT.WAV Rita: Hey! Watch it!

watrgate.wav Brain: Quickly, Pinky, we must cut 18 minutes from this tape.

wb-afrad.wav Warners: Be afraid... Be very afraid.

wbboys.wav Dot: Boys...

wbnurse.wav Boys: Hellooooooo nurse!

wbnurse2.wav Yakko: Hellooo nurse!

wb-umb.wav Scratchnsniff: I take umbrage at that. {whatever that means}

weakfoolgirl.wav Dot: I guess I'm just a weak and foolish girl.

welldone.wav Pinky: Oh, well, there you are then. Job well done, Brain.

WHATDOIN.WAV Mindy: Hi. Workers: Hi. Mindy: Whatcha doin?

whatyutz.wav Slappy: What a yutz.

wheel.wav Brain: Silly, we must prepare for tomorrow night. Pinky: Why, Big Head, what are we going to do tomorrow night? Brain: The same thing we do every night, Silly. Drink from the water bottle and frolic pointlessly on this wheel.

WHLMORAL.WAV Yakko: Wheel of morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

whydo.wav Why did you do that? {a good error sound}

wmcomp.wav Brain: Help! Help! Oh, help! A terrible occupational disaster. I have been maimed by an on-the-job accident requiring massive workman's compensation.

wontwork.wav Pinky: Brilliant!... Oh, wait, no no no... Brain: Yes, Pinky Pinky: Well, the coefficient values of your formula. This should be sine, not cosine. Poit. Kinda flips the whole thing around... won't work.

working.wav Brain: Working stinks!

wrench.wav Pinky: What if that doesn't work? Brain: Then... we'll throw a big wrench in it. Any questions?

yesnoyes.wav Brain: Yeeessss. I mean no. I mean YES!

yiddish.wav Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? Pinky: UI think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in yiddish.

yodlnarf.wav Pinky: Yodle-a-he NARF!

zipper.wav Brain: Not only will the electric zipper give me control of the world's leaders, Pinky, but it will revolutionize pants. Pinky: Not to mention kulats. Brain: The obvious problems with the electronic zipper are the interlocking mechanism is haphazard, the fashion sense is reductive, and they look ugly on clam diggers. Pinky: We could always invent electric fly buttons.

zounds.wav Pinky: Zounds! Another good one, Brain... oh... wait... no no. Um. The frequency needs to be an exact integral multiple of the input, doesn't it, or it will be all wobble wobble. Not hypnotic at all. Nope. Won't work.

If you want, you can download them all at once! Just grab animaniacswav.zip - Be warned, though, it's almost 12 megabytes!

Beavis & Butthead

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:10:56 -0700

Sounds from the Beavis & Butthead cartoon by Mike Judge

Has anyone else noticed how Butthead's voice changes?

1ADAM5.WAV Beavis: 1 Adam 5, 1 Adam 5, we have female Caucasian chick standing in the road acting like a dumbass, come back.

ANNIHIL8.WAV Beavis: "Yeah, c'mon, Butthead, we could annihilate him."

assmunch.wav Butthead: Assmunch.

BALLWASH.WAV Butthead: Your balls are filthy. Go to the ball washer - now.

BAREASS.WAV Beavis: Butthead! Butthead! Come here, quick! Bare ass on TV!

BBANGRY.WAV Beavis: Do not make my bunghole angry.

bbdadork.wav Beavis: What a bunch of dumb-ass stupid dorks.

bbdtsuck.wav Butthead: "We need a chick... A chick who doesn't suck... No... Wait a minute... that's not what I meant."

BBDUDE.WAV Butthead: We're there, dude.

bbfugly.wav Butthead: "She's what you call... fffugly."

BBFUNK.WAV Beavis: Check this out... (changes voice) How come they call it taking a dump when you're really leaving a dump? I mean, you're not really taking it anywhere... funk that.

BBIMBACK.WAV Beavis: I'm back

BBNAKED.WAV Beavis: Oh! Oh my God! He's stark raving naked!

bbsetfre.wav Butthead: If you love something and you set it free and it doesn't come back... you're a dumbass.

bbsettle.wav Butthead: Settle down, butmunch.

bbweiner.wav Butthead: I am drawn to them. As if by a power greater than my weiner.

bbwenpic.wav Beavis: What's that, Butthead? Butthead: It's like a sciencetific drawing of my weiner... only smaller.

BUTMUNCH.WAV Butthead: Buttmunch.

buttmunc.wav Butthead: Buttmunch.

CHANGE.WAV Beavis: Change sucks.

cool.wav [the boys laugh for a bit] Butthead: This is going to be cool.

cutitout.wav Beavis: Cut it out, butthole.

DAMNIT.WAV Butthead: Dammit, this is starting to piss me off.

dd_sob.wav Beavis: dammit dammit son of a bitch.

DIDUFART.WAV Butthead: Did you fart?

DUMB_ASS.WAV Butthead: You dumbass.

fartknck.wav Beavis: You fart-knocker.

FEELIT.WAV Female: Do you feel it? Beavis: I was feeling it when I came in, but I had to use that hand to fill out that form.

FUGLY.WAV Butthead: "She's what you call... fffugly."

GET-MILK.WAV Beavis: You have to spank a cow's monkey to get milk?

HUNG.WAV Beavis: You know. I wasn't feeling very good when the song started, but I feel pretty good now... I feeling pretty happy... shiny. Butthead: Shutup, Beavis. You're a miserable piece of crap.

INMYDAY.WAV Beavis: I guess that's why old dudes are like, all cranky and stuff, they're like "Back in my day, you hardly ever get wood watching TV..."

JUAN-V.WAV Butthead: It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat gather coffee beans every morning. [laughing]

kickhim2.wav Beavis: Kick him! Kick him!

LIAR.WAV Beavis: Liar... Liar... Liar liar pants on... whoa.

NAKGIRL.WAV Butthead: Uh... we came to see naked girls.

oldfart.wav Butthead: You look like an old fart.

OUCHCOOL.WAV Punching, screaming, and requests to "do it again"

PANTSDWN.WAV Beavis: Come out with your pants down!

PEEKABOO.WAV Beavis: Peek-a-boo!

PENISAUR.WAV Beavis: Whoa, check it out, Butthead, it's a penisaurus.

pornmovi.wav Beavis: I'm tryin' to watch a porno and you fartknockers keep interrupting me.

SPNKMONK.WAV Butthead: Can you spank a sea monkey?

STIFFY1.WAV Beavis: [giggle] I have a stiffy. [giggle]

stink.wav Butthead: [sniff] Dude, you stink.

SUCKS.WAV Butthead: This sucks. Beavis: Yeah, this sucks.

TAKITOFF.WAV Butthead: Take it off... take it all off...

telepath.wav Butthead: He's like, communicating telepathetically.

TOPLESS.WAV Butthead: Whoa, topless tribeswomen.

USEDNADS.WAV Beavis: Have you ever used your nads for anything?

WHATHOE.WAV Beavis: What is that? Butthead: It's a hoe. Beavis: Yeah, but what is that thing she's dragging behind her.

WIPEBUTT.WAV Butthead: Hey, Beavis, would you come here and wipe my butt?

Bullwinkle

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:11:28 -0700

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle

ALLOVER.WAV Bullwinkle: "Is it all over, Rock?" Rocky: "I guess so." BW: "I didn't think it would be like this."

boris-language.wav Natasha: "Boris, watch your language." Boris: (hesitation noises) "Purity!" N: "Boris, please!" B: "Innocence! Honor! Virtue!" N: "BORIS! There is a lady present."

bulwnk22.wav Bullwinkle: I think I shall now be sick.

bulwnk43.wav Boris: You said it!

bulwnk55.wav Natasha: Alright, darling, now what's the plan?

cutout_rocky.wav Rocky: Cut it out!

dontdidit.wav Boris: If you didn't done it yet, don't did it!

doodad.wav Bullwinkle: Pretty little doodad, isn't it?

endepisode.wav Announcer: And so we come to the end of another exciting episode of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

getfixed.wav Some day I gotta get that fixed.

getnewhat.wav The famous rabbit in the hat routine. The entire bit.

goingon_rocky.wav Rocky: Say, what's going on here?

goodidea_boris.wav Boris: Say, is pretty good idea.

headache.wav Bullwinkle: Oh, my. Look at the headache that feller's got.

hesitating.wav Bullwinkle: If you're hesitating for me to finish the line, you've got a long wait.

heyrocky.wav Rocky: And now. Bullwinkle: Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

inhuman.wav Bullwinkle: I'm about as INhuman as you can get.

isityour.wav Boris: My, what a magnificent catastrophe you got there. Is it yours?

knowall.wav Rocky: Thank you mister know-it-all.

lookylooky.wav Ooh. Oh. Oh. looky looky looky. Ooh ha ha.

make4door.wav Rocky: Make for the door, Bullwinkle.

mystrength.wav Bullwinkle: Ooh. Don't know my own strength.

nobelieve.wav Boris: [laughs] Don't you believe it.

norelent.wav You won't relent? Bullwinkle: Well, not here in the front room I won't, no.

peskywrds.wav Bullwinkle: I remember the lines okay, it's them pesky words that's giving me trouble.

rabithat.wav The rabbit in the hat bit up to "presto"

reallylike.wav Rocky: Now here's something we hope you'll really like.

sparkle.wav Rocky: Whoa. Look at it sparkle.

trickylines.wav Bullwinkle: You see how tricky them lines are?

wahappen_bw.wav Bullwinkle: What happened!? {a GREAT error sound}

whatsitmean.wav Rocky: Hokey smokes, what do you suppose it means?

whynot.wav Bullwinkle: I'd like to know why not.

youtell.wav You know what you have here? Bullwinkle: We were hoping you'd tell us.

Cartoon Planet

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:11:47 -0700

brak-crackmyselfup.wav

u-r-THE-man_moltar.wav

zorak-stinkyexcuse.wav

Cow & Chicken

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:12:06 -0700

anyques_cc.wav Red: "ANY QUESTIONS!?"

areoplane_cc.wav Cow: "Oh, I am so excited! We get to fly on an air-e-o-plane!"

backagain_weasel.wav Weasel: "Back again, I see."

beinugly.wav Chicken: I know you hate bein' ugly, but somebody has to make everybody else look good.

canthappen_weasel.wav Weasel: This can't be happening.

ckninengine_cc.wav The "chicken in engine" light is on.

cleveland.wav Weasel: I hope this is enough to get you a bus ticket back to Cleve-land.

dowhatuwant.wav Weasel: Fine! Do what you want. I wash my hands of the whole matter.

end.wav Chicken: END!

end2.wav Boneless: End.

flamingweenie_imw.wav Baboon: Welcome to the maiden voyage of the S.S. Flaming Weenie!!

freakmilkaccident_cc.wav Red: This just in. Family of four disappears in FREAK MILK ACCIDENT!

gamover_cc.wav Chicken: Hey, kid! Game over.

gnite-red_imw.wav Red: Oh, well, that settles it, then - GOODNIGHT!

gonnasink_imw.wav Weasel: Great dancing grandma! We're going to sink!

hesanidiot_weasel.wav Weasel: He can't help it... he's an idiot.

holymack.wav Weasel: Hoooly Mackerel!

ilikeyou.wav I never liked you before. But, now that you're famous, I like you a lot.

irnot-taking.wav Baboon: I are not taking it no more!

itgoingon.wav Red: Oh, sweetheart, you have got it going on.

lovely.wav Chicken: Lovely.

naughtymonkey.wav Weasel: You've been a very naughty monkey.

noplace.wav Baboon [singing]: There's no place like Nebraska, except for Oklahoma. [I love this one... maybe because I live in Oklahoma]

notagain_cc.wav Chicken: Ohhh... Not again!

notevryday.wav Chicken: Well, there's something you don't see everyday.

octopus.wav Cow: [scream] It's a octopus! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME!

prtymaneq.wav Cow: Ooh. Look at all the pretty manequins.

sickppl.wav Red: There's a lot of sick people in this town.

slabochez.wav Chicken: Just what clown, in his right mind, is gonna make a fashion model out of a two-ton slab-of-cheese like you?

taintnatural.wav Red: Nope, this just 'taint natural.

thistall.wav Chicken: You must be this tall to ride... Aw DANG! I'm too short!

treesrevolting.wav Weasel: The trees are revolting.

usuck-imw.wav Weasel: You... suck.

wadlknot.wav Red: There, ther, little fella. Don't get your waddle in a KNOT!

wakeme_weasel.wav Weasel: Would someone please do me a favor? Go to my house and wake me up.

wbweenielvrs_cc.wav Red: Welcome back, weenie lovers.

whatyouvedone_cc.wav Red: Do you realize what you have done? No, of course you don't.

Dexter's Lab

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:12:24 -0700

2choices.wav Mandark: "I leave you with 2 choices. Either you become my lackey, or shut down your lab and discontinue any further experiments here on in. The choice is yours. Goodbye, Dexter!"

2opening.wav Opening theme, instrumental.

8oclock.wav [meowing noise, repeating] Didi: "Ahhhhhhh! It's 8 o'clock!!"

allurflt.wav Dexter: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAAAUUULLLT!!!"

allwrong_dex.wav Dexter: No no no no, you have got it all wrong.

assistme.wav Dexter: Will you please assist me by SHUTTING UP!!! You are interrupting science.

astounding.wav Dexter: Astoundink.

atlastmy.wav Dexter: At last! My chocolate chip cookies are done.

avghang.wav Dexter: Hello, average boy, I am a average boy too. Wanna... uhhh... hang out?

badbfast.wav Dexter: What are you trying to do serving me this for breakfast?

bailout.wav Computer: Bail out.

begntest.wav Dexter: Computer sequence begin test.

blueprint.wav Dexter: Hey, that was not in the original blueprint.

braingon.wav Dexter: Sometimes I amaze even myself. There are times when I think my brain is just about... GONE!

braintrn.wav Didi: It appears that your brain transplant was successful. Congratulations, Dexter.

brothertoss_dex.wav Carny: Come on folks, toss your brother! Win cheaply made stuffed toys. You can't lose. Who's next?

canttake_dex.wav Dexter: i CAN'T TAKE ANY MOOOOORE!

clones.wav Dexter: Where are the clones? Send in the clones.

commandu.wav Dexter: I created you. I COMMAND YOU!

compinway.wav Dexter: Whoa. Who put this stupid computer in my way?

cookclea.wav Dexter: Cooking? Cleaning? These are not things a little boy knows how to do.

cooties.wav Dexter: I just don't want to get none of your cooties on me.

dahorror.wav Dexter: The horror....

ddout1.wav Dexter: Didi, how many times have I told you to stay out of my freaking secret laboratory.

dextdino.wav Dexter: This should solve the Dexter dino equation.

dextwhat.wav Didi: Dexter, what are you doing?

dididumb.wav Dexter: But I will help you. You are my sister, after all. And I now pledge my life to assist you in your search for a mind. It will be a difficult task, but I will not rest until I fill the gaping hole in your head.

didistop.wav Dexter: Didi, stop your devilish destruction.

diditbeards.wav Dexter: Wow, thanks, we really did it. Hank: Well, with beards this rugged, was there any doubt in your mind?

dilema.wav Dexter: This is quite a dilemna.

dinnertm.wav Mom: Kids! Dinner time! Dexter: Oh boy. Dinner time.

dirassist_dex.wav Dexter: If you need directional assistance, I will be happy to help.

dlimp.wav Dexter: This better be important, woman. You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.

dltears.wav Dexter: I do not have time for your tears.

dogresp.wav Dexter: Well, I don't know. A dog is a lot of responsibility.

dontlikethispart_dex.wav Dexter: Oh, I don't like this part.

dontpush.wav Dexter: Please please... do not push the button. You have no idea what it [BOOM!] does.

dorkster.wav Well well well, if it isn't dorkster with his stupid excuse.

drat.wav Dexter: Drat.

dreadful.wav How dreadful.

dropkeys.wav Dad: Whoops! Dropped my keys.

duh.wav Dexter: I have no friends and I am totally unpopular. Didi: Duh.

engagtst.wav Dexter: Computer engage test sequence.

enough-dex.wav Dexter: I've had just about enough of this.

ewgross.wav Didi: Ewwwww, gross!

excuse_dex.wav Dexter: Excuse me.

experdog.wav Dexter: I promise I won't experiment on the dog anymore.

finalrun.wav Dexter: And now, my dear assistant, it is time for the final run-through.

finbak2wrk.wav Dexter: Finally. Now maybe I can get back to work.

firstday.wav Dexter: At last! The first day of school has come.

futrmsg.wav Didi: I have a message for you from the future.

getaway.wav Dexter: Get away from the animals.

girlieconstruct.wav Dexter: This is the dumbest girlie piece of construction I have ever seen.

gnome.wav Mandark: In your dreams, you freaky little gnome.

good2bbk.wav Computer: It's good to be back, Dexter.

grandpa.wav Didi: Grandpa Dexter: I am not Grandpa. Didi: Grandpa Dexter: I am not Grandpa. Didi: Grandpa Dexter: I am not Grandpa. Didi: Grandpa Dexter: I am not Grandpa. Mom: Grandpa? Dexter: Hi.

hairfire.wav Dexter: My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is... [SPLOOSH]

haveuany.wav Dexter: Have you any idea of what you have done?

helpus.wav Anchor: And now, live from Washington, the President. President: People of the United States... of the America... of the... aw, heck, somebody just help us!

hihihi.wav Didi: Hi. Mimi: Hi. Lili: Hi. Dexter: Didi, Mimi, Lili! bothersome, irritating girls.

hihihiby.wav Didi: Hi. Mimi: Hi. Lili: Hi. Dexter: Bye bye bye!

hisciarea.wav Dexter: Hey, what are you doing in my lab. This is a highly scientific area.

hurtfing.wav Dexter: I hurt my wittle finger... would you kiss it and make it feel better?

iateyour.wav Didi: I ate your cookies. I ate your cookies.

igiveup.wav Dexter: I give up. What is it?

ilovemy.wav Dexter: Dexter goes on about how much he loves his lab... until...

imdoomed.wav Dexter: I'm doomed.

imlvwdex.wav Dexter uses his computer to try to win the affections of his babysitter.

inctrl_dex.wav Dexter: I am in control now.

infrmatn.wav Dexter: The information you hold could alter man's destiny. I will do anything to possess it!

inkling.wav Dexter: Have you any inkling of what you are about to do?

insane_dex.wav Dexter: This is insane.

irony.wav Dexter: Allow me to explain the irony of the situation to you.

itsalive.wav [beeps] Dexter: It... is... ALIVE!!

itsboring_dex.wav Kid: How do you like it here? Dexter: It is boring... what do you do for fun?

itworked.wav Dexter: Eureka! It worked.

justasit.wav Dexter: Just as I thought.

justpres.wav Dexter: Quiet with your foolishness. Just press the button.

leavenow.wav Dexter: Can you not see that I am very busy? You will leave now. My laboratory is absolutely no place for the likes of you.

letrip.wav Dad: Whatever it is, let 'er rip... [SFX Dexter's tummy rumbles, then he... well... you know.]

letsdothis_dex.wav Dexter & Mandark: Let's do this!!

letsplay.wav Didi: Come on, Dexter, let's go play.

letsrock.wav Dexter: Let us rock.

lotsathanks.wav Dexter tells the dog thank you. Again... and again... and again....

lunchtime_dex.wav Dexter: Oh! Lunch time!

lunchtme.wav Mom: Kids! Lunch time! Dexter: ohboy. Lunchtime.

madness.wav Dexter: This is madness.

mandark.wav Mandark: Please, sir, call me Mandark [sfx]

marbles.wav Didi: Dexter, I've lost my marbles! Have you seen them? There's a blue one, and a red one, and a green one, and a pink one, and a purple one, and some of them have spiral cool stuff.

maternal.wav Dexter: MATERNAL COMBAT!!

mmmmmmno.wav Didi: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm no.

mmmmmmok.wav Didi: mmmmmmmmmmmmmm okay!

momalert.wav Computer: Mom alert.

momssick.wav Dexter: Mother? Mother? It is past breakfast time. [moaning] What is this strange condition? Eyes all red and puffy, tongue is coated, pulse has quickened... what could be wrong?

monkee.wav Dexter: It seems that you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.

monkey2.wav Apparently it is the super chimp transformation song... I didn't record it.

msgyet.wav Dexter: May I have my message now? Didi: mmmmmmmm what message? Dexter: My message from the future. Didi: Oh, you can't have your message yet. We still have another ballet to perform.

mynameis.wav Dexter: Uh... my name is Dexter... uh and I uh... do we have any clones in the room this evening?

neverwrk.wav Dexter: No no no - it is ruined. Now it will never work.

nevrfail.wav Dexter: It never fails to amaze me how completely without intelligence you are.

noalternative.wav Dexter: you leave me no alternative.

nobody.wav Dexter: Nobody commands my computer.

nodidino.wav Dexter: No, Didi, no!

nomistakes.wav Computers don't make mistakes.

nononono.wav Dexter: No no no no no, that would never work.

nooooooo.wav Dexter: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

not4you.wav Dexter: These cookies are no for you. These cookies are for my laboratory rats. These cookies contain the wonderful formula X-2-9 and are not meant for human species and especially aren't for species of sister such as yourself. So, I reitterate, the chocolate chip cookies are only for my rats! Do you understand that? Didi: no.

notready_dex.wav Dexter: I am not ready yet.

ntlisten.wav Dexter: You're not listening to me! No pay attention!

ohboy_dex.wav Dexter: Oh, boy.

okok.wav Dexter: Okay okay, thank you, dear.

omdufrmg.wav Female: What did you say? Dexter: omelette du fromage? Female: Oh, Dexter, French is the language of love. Say it again, Dexter. Dexter: Omelette du fromage.

opwindow.wav Dexter: A window of opportunity has just opened.

overload.wav Dexter: Away, away I tell you. You are overloading the machine.

peoplercrazy_dex.wav Dexter: Boy, am I glad to see you. These people are crazy!

phooie.wav Dexter: Ah, phooey

pottytme.wav Didi: Ooh. Potty time.

pressbut.wav Dexter: Will you please press the button for me?

readmind.wav Mandark: Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts and I am smarter than you.

retina_dex.wav Dexter: First of all, I am surprised that you know what a retina is.

ridiculous_dex.wav Dexter: This is ridiculous.

rugged.wav Dexter: But what makes a man rugged?

runouttm.wav Dexter: I am afraid we have run out of time, dear sister.

satisfaction_dex.wav Dexter: Ah, sweet satisfaction.

saveworld.wav Dexter: Ah, boy. Time to save the world again.

silencewoman_dex.wav Dexter: Silence, woman.

slumber.wav Dexter: Okay okay, please, remain calm, I have a plan. It is... Didi: (whisper) slumber party Dexter: A slumber party!

startled.wav Dexter: Oh... hello there, you startled me.

stayup.wav Dexter: Please, mom, can't I stay up just this once?

stopit.wav Dexter: Stop it! I command you to stop!

stoptable_dex.wav Dad: Didi! Stop using your brother as a table.

stopthat.wav Dexter: Stop that!

swtfatherchem.wav Dexter: Oh, sweet father of chemistry, what have I done?

talk2tre.wav Dexter: Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees or whatever it is you do.

thnxbill.wav Dexter: A little help there, dodo Didi: Didi Dexter: Dada Didi: Didi Dexter: Doodoo Didi: Didi Dexter: Ah, thanks, Billy.

unacceptable_dex.wav Dexter: This is unacceptable.

undrpant.wav Dexter's running around in his underpants!

unprofessional_dex.wav Dexter: This is very unprofessional.

urarat.wav Dexter: Are you are a rat? Didi: No Dexter: Then you cannot have my cookies! Now get out of my laboratory!

urdaman.wav Dexter: You are the man.

uwontqes.wav Dexter: You won't question my computations... will you?

victory.wav [music] Dexter: Alright, men. We must stop the intruders at any cost. Some of you might not make it back. That is a risk worth taking. You have received your orders. No make me proud. Victory shall be ours!

weep4u.wav Dexter: I weep for you, Didi.

welcome.wav Dexter: Welcome and be amazed at the world of Dexter's laboratory

what.wav Didi: OOOOOOOH. What does this button do?

whatblis.wav Dexter: Ah, what heavenly bliss.

whatdou.wav Dexter: What exactly do you think that you are doing?

whatrudo.wav Dexter: What are you doing in my laboratory?

whatwasi.wav Dexter: What was I doing?

wildcard.wav Dad: It's amazing how the gene pool always deals you a wild card.

wishstar_dex.wav Dexter: Ahhhh. The wonders of outer space. The planets. The moon. The sheer scale of it all. It is enough to make me want to wish upon a star.

workdone.wav Dexter: At last! My greatest work completed.

wowthank.wav Dad: Wow! Thank you!

ybreathe.wav Dexter: Why am I breathing so hard?

youfool.wav Dexter: you fool. Mothers do not get sick. They take care of the sickly.

Family Guy

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:12:51 -0700

beer_fg.wav 1: Hey, who wants to play 'drink the beer'? Peter: Right here [drinking noise] 1: You win! Peter: Alright! What do I win? 1: Another beer! Peter: Oh, I'm goin' for the high score.

beermoney_fg.wav Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Peter: Well, what could you and me do together? Lois: [giggles] Peter: LOIS! You've got a sick mind! Lois: Peter, I'm talkin' about makin' love. Peter:Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

burninhell_fg.wav Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell!?

commercials_fg.wav Lois: For God's sake, Peter. You've been sitting in front of the TV since you got home from work. Why don't you spend some time with your family. Peter: I will. I'm just going to do it during the commercials. And if that's wrong, then maybe I'm missing the point of having commercials.

crazy_fg.wav Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before. Except for my invisible friend Col. Schwarz!

eatveggies_fg.wav Lois: Come on, Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables. Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires. And you've got a good forty years on me, woman.

estrogenical_fg.wav Stewie: Oh, BLAST you and your estrogenical treachery!

foxshow_fg.wav Peter: Come on, Meg, let's go. Fox is running one of those new reality shows at eight: "Fast Animals, Slow Children."

goodexcuse_fg.wav 1: Are you sleeping on the job? Peter: Uh, no. There's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.

gorgeousday_fg.wav Peter: Ah, what a gorgeous day. Isn't it a gorgeous day, Mr. Sun?

mcdevice_fg.wav Stewie: Excellent. The mind control device is nearing completion.

negligence_fg.wav Boss: Your negligence has damaged this company's reputation. You're fired! Peter: Aw, geez. For how long?

nicejob_fg.wav Peter: Eh, you forgot to flip him off but other than that, nice job.

nomiss_fg.wav Peter: Don't believe what they're saying. I always keep my eyes on the road; I don't miss a thing. TV Announcer: We now return to Star Trek. Peter: Holy crap! Uhura's black!?

noworry_fg.wav Peter: Look, I don't want your mom to worry. When she worries, she says things like, "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."

pants+fg.wav Brian: Hey, Peter, it's seven O'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occasion?

ssphone_fg.wav Stewie: Put me through to the Pentagon! Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes? Stewie: Don't toy with me, Ernie. I've already dispatched with Mr. Hooper, I've got six armed me stationed outside Big Bird's nest and as for Linda... Well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it?

time2bebad_fg.wav Stewie: Time to be bad!

trekmission_fg.wav Kirk: Alright, men. This is a dangerous mission and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCor and ensign Ricky. Ricky: Aw, crap.

uppance_fg.wav Stewie: Mark my words. When you least expect it, your uppance will come.

vilewoman_fg.wav Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

whatmatter_fg.wav Lois: What the hell's the matter with you?

whatwrong_fg.wav Lois: What is wrong with you people?

whothehell_fg.wav Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?

Johnny Bravo

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:13:09 -0700

3dshow.wav Johnny: "Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?"

4legchicks.wav Johnny: "Y'know, there's a lesson here: 4-legged chicks are nothin' but trouble."

911handsome.wav [beep beep beep] Johnny: Hello, 911 emergency? There's a handsome guy in my house! Oh, wait a second, it's only me.

allatonce_jb.wav Johnny: Now, do I get all the women at once, or do you just kinda send 'em to me one at a time?

awdang.wav Johnny: Aw DANG!

beautyday.wav Johnny: It's a beautiful day... but not as beautiful as me.

belchbye.wav Chick: [belch] bu-bye.

Bravoman.wav Johnny: Stand back everybody! Bravoman is here!

brkfst.wav Johnny: Jenkies? Jenkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal or something? (there's a better copy of this here)

brvohere.wav Johnny: Stand back everybody! Bravoman is here!

butkicked.wav Johnny: Somebody wants their big bull butt kicked.

chinese.wav Spectator: Okay, who wants to order chinese?

cpanic_jb.wav Chick: Oh please. Don't run away in a cowardly panic. Johnny: That's weird. That's what I was just about to do.

cutepnts.wav Johnny: Hey there cutie pants.

cutout_jb.wav Johnny: Will you cut that out?

cyberfella.wav Johnny: Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steaming hunk of cyberfella?

Cyberspace_jb.wav Johnny: Let's just say I take up a lot of cyberspace.

davidstud.wav Johnny: Hey there cutie pants. [posing sounds] Am I as studly as the statue of David, or what?

delayed_grat.wav Johnny: I hate delayed gratification.

ethical.wav Guy: Fella, you're too masculine. You know that? Johnny: Ain't that like being too ethical?

freakout_jb.wav Johnny: Okay, you guys are starting to freak me out.

givelift.wav Johnny: Hi there. My car just broke down and I was wondering if you guys could give me a lift?

gotahurt_jb.wav Johnny: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

gotitright.wav Johnny: You got that right, mister.

gotmilk_jg.wav Johnny: A million and two cookies... Got milk?

govtapproved.wav Johnny: Is it government approved?

hard2get.wav Johnny: I get the feeling you're playing hard to get.

holy-g.wav Johnny: Holy guacamole!

horrorface_jb.wav Johnny: I don't want you to take this the wrong way or anything, but uh... your face is uh... oh, what's the word I'm looking for?... Horrifying! Yeah, that's it.

hubahuba.wav Johnny: Uhhhh hubba hubba hubba.

idea_jb.wav Johnny: Hold on a minute! I got an idea.

igotthumbs.wav Johnny: Look, uh, you want me to drive? I've got thumbs.

internet_jb.wav Johnny: Oh mama! Millions of chicks at the push of a button. Hello! I should have tried this internet thing long ago.

jenkies.wav Johnny: Jenkies? Jenkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal or something?

johnnycrash.wav Johnny: Oh, man. [long scream] OOF!

kindanice.wav Johnny: Well, this is nice. [crash] kind-of.

menwhocry.wav Johnny: I hate men who cry.

mustbeplace_jb.wav Johnny: This must be the place.

mutantsquirt_jb.wav Johnny: What kind of mutant squirt are you, anyway?

myteeth.wav Johnny: Um... you wanna hand me my teeth. They're over there by that shoe store.

nervous.wav Johnny: Should I be nervous?

New_jb.wav Johnny: That was new.

noprob_jb.wav Johnny: Hey, no problem.

notouchglasses.wav Johnny: I'm only gonna say this once. Don't... Touch... The glasses!

notposs_jb.wav Johnny: Wait a sec. That ain't possible.

oceanomuscle.wav Johnny: I'm an ocean of muscle. Ebbing and flowing on the tide of studliness.

oh-hello_jb.wav Scientist: Oh, hello.

ohmama.wav Johnny: Ohhhh Mama.

pattern.wav Johnny: I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

personal_jb.wav Johnny: Now... it's personal.

poetic.wav Johnny: Hey don't bother me, kid, I'm waxing poetic-like, alright?

reallyticked_jb.wav Johnny: Man, now I am really getting ticked.

screwinup_jb.wav Johnny: I know I'm screwing this up somewhere.

scuseme_jb.wav Johnny: 'scuse me.

sensitive.wav Johnny: What? Guy: Excuse me? Johnny: What was that word? Guy: Sensitive.

showtime_jb.wav [doorbell] Johnny: Showtime!

stallone.wav Johnny: What does grammar have to do with getting chicks? Guy: Nothing if you're Sly Stallone.

standback.wav Johnny: Okay. Stand back.

strangelad.wav Leprechaun: Farewell to you. You're a strange, strange lad.

testy.wav Johnny: Man, them air waitresses sure are testy.

tooethic.wav Johnny: Ain't that like being too ethical?

top-o-am.wav Leprechaun: Eh, top of the morning to you stranger.

tyvm1.wav Johnny gives an Elvis-like Thank you.

uhhhubba.wav Johnny: Uhhhh hubba hubba hubba. (There's a better copy of this here)

undrstnd.wav Johnny: You understand what that dog says?

wantsme.wav Johnny: Oh yeah, she wants me.

weeniedg.wav Johnny: That's a fine looking weenie dog you got there.

weeniedog.wav Johnny: Oh Mama! RUNAWAY WEENIE DOG!

weirder.wav Johnny: Just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

wetone_jb.wav Johnny: Hey there little pop-tart. How'd you like me to plant a big wet one on you?

whatajrk.wav Johnny: What a jerk.

whatevr.wav Johnny: Yeah, whatever.

whatstoday_jb.wav Johnny: grrrrrowww That's the stuff! Chick: Oh. Wait. What's today? Johnny: I don't care.

wmnscreams.wav Johnny: Oh yeah! When a woman screams, I just feel the need to be there.

youcalled_jb.wav Scientist: You called?

Looney Tunes

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:13:34 -0700

GOOFED.WAV ONE OF MY FAVORITES! Foghorn Leghorn: "You musta goofed up somewhere."

The Simpsons

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:14:48 -0700

South Park

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:15:17 -0700

101_GO~1.wav Cartman: God dammit I did NOT have an anal probe! Screw you guys. I'm going home.

101_satellite.wav Kyle: Cartman, there's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass.

213_stampsforballs.wav

fatf**k.wav Stan? You're such a fat f**k, Cartman that when you walk down the street people go "G-Dammit, that is a BIG FAT F**K!!"

southpark-homodog.wav

southpark-littlewuss.wav

The Tick

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:15:39 -0700

allicnbe.wav Tick: I must be all that I can be!

badguy.wav So he says to me, "You want to be a bad guy?" and I say "YEAH, BABY! I WANNA BE BAD!!" I says, "Sure [???] space ponies. I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!"

bigheadtinybrain.wav How can you have such a big head, and such a tiny brain?

bipolar.wav Tick: Looks like a job for Bi-Polar bear! BPB: But I just can't seem to get out of bed this month.

blownose_tick.wav Tick: Don't you blow your nose at me, mister!

blt.wav Tick: Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the tri-state area. Prepare to pick up the tab.

boombaby.wav Boom, baby, boom! I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!

bootevil.wav Tick: The boots of evil were made for walkin'

branride.wav Tick: Man, riding a bran muffin through a giant digestive tract... truly thrilling.

candybr.wav By my calculations, the cost of this candy bar will not put the city into debt.

capabera.wav - Tick: What's wrong with my dog? Doc: Tick, that's just it. You don't have a dog. Tick: I don't? Doc: You have a hydrocorus hydroperous. Tick: Huh? Doc: Capabera, Tick. Speak is a rodent. Tick: Oooh. Doc: But he's one of the world's largest. Tick: Alright! Go, Speak!

carded.wav 1: You must be the doorman? Doorman: Yes, but men call me... Jim. IDs, please. Arthur: Oh! Uh... okay. 1: Uh, wait a sec, I may have left it in my other tights. Doorman: I get it. Spelling America with a K, are we? 2: Uh oh. We're being carded. We're definitely being carded.

chickens.wav Tick: Arthur, is that you? Eyes failing... chicken soup only chance for survival. Arthur: Oh, Tick, relax. Everyone gets a cold once in a while. Tick: Bring the soup.

chtick3.wav Arthur: I don't know. Maybe they're plums dipped in sugar, maybe they're made out of sugar. I just don't know. I never had one. Tick: But they're dancing, Arthur. They're dancing in my head!

comedown_tick.wav Arthur: No! No no no no. Changed my mind. Wanna come down.

corporat.wav Tick: Brace yourself while corporate America tries to sell us it's wretched things.

crazy1.wav Arthur: I think I'm going crazy. Tick: You're not going crazy, Arthur. You're going sane in a crazy world.

crimeofcent_tick.wav Tick: Cool, the crime of the century.

dairygoo.wav Tick: AH! Dairy goodness.

danger.wav Tick: It's starting to smell a little like danger in here.

daytime.wav Tick: Well, there's only one thing to do now: Wear this cold down with many hours of daytime television.

defender_tick.wav Tick: It is I, The Tick, your destined defender!

deposit.wav

disappointing_tick.wav Tick: Well, this is disappointing.

dream.wav Tick: Arthur, I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for. And then you tried to saw off my head. Weird, huh?

evilbeware_tick.wav Tick: May evil beware! And... may good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables.

evilfoot.wav Tick: Wherever villainy rears it's great big head; wherever evil sets it's giant ill-smelling foot, you will find The Tick.

facethetick.wav Tick: Not so fast, naughty spawn. I say to you, "Sto your evil ways." You face The Tick.

feet.wav Tick: Man, for a huge guy your feet are freaky small.

figout_tick.wav Tick: We'll figure it out.

finder.wav Tick: Look what came in the mail today! It's the beanfinder tracking device, Arthur. I ordered it from the back of Leotard Legends Monthly.

friends.wav

fruitcocktail.wav Tick: Would anyone care for a fruit cocktail?

gadmymelon_tick.wav Tick: Gad! My MELON!

good2join_tick.wav Tick: Good of you to join us in another sterling victory over the forces of evil.

gotablimp.wav Tick: Hey, cool. They got a blimp!

gotaplan_tick.wav Tick: Arthur! I've got a plan!

gravity_tick.wav Tick: Gravity is a harsh mistress.

greatapt.wav

hang10.wav Tick: Let's hang ten for justice!

hedncool.wav

idea.wav

ifhekick.wav

imokay_tick.wav I'm okay.

jerk.wav

knockoff.wav Tick: Villains, I say to you now, "Knock off all that evil!"

mademedo_tick.wav Tick: Now look what you made me do.

mindheal.wav Tick: That's just it, doc. My mind has always been my Achilles' heel.

missile.wav

mucus.wav

myname.wav

neat_tick.wav Tick: Neat!!

nofair_tick.wav Awwww... No fair!

ramapantindividuality.wav

reno.wav

renounce.wav

ridehome.wav Don't hurt him. He's definitely our ride home.

rousted.wav Tick: Well, evil has been rousted and the babysitter's been paid. Come, heroes, our work here is done.

ruinedrabbit_tick.wav You've ruined everything, you terrible rabbit person.

rwedead_tick.wav Arthur: Are we dead yet?

science.wav

scratchy.wav

seekhelp_tick.wav Tick: Seek professional help.

shesgood_tick.wav Tick: Man, she's good.

sleeponit_tick.wav Arthur: I think I'll just sleep on it, okay?

soup.wav Tick: Arthur. Resistance wearing down. Must have more soup.

spoon.wav

spooon.wav Tick: Spoon!

superhq.wav Tick: Well, this place is going to take a lot of work if it's going to be our super hero headquarters.

surrende.wav

susan.wav

swift.wav Tick: Prepare for swift justice.

t_spoon.wav Tick: Spoon! (ta da)

theme.wav

theygreat_tick.wav Tick: They're great!

toldmom.wav

tresur.wav

urbarry.wav

weasels.wav Tick: Don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!

wehave.wav

whathappens_tick.wav Arthur: I mean, we've been at this for hours. What if nothing happens? Tick: We're superheroes. Something always happens.

whatnow_tick.wav Arthur: What happens now?

workwithme_tick.wav Work with me here, will you?

yeahbaby.wav

yourmom.wav

Tinytoon Adventures

Thu, 15 Feb 1990 00:00:00 -0700

The adventures of a new generation of Warner Bros. Looney Tunes characters.

Babs Bunny: Tress MacMeille, Buster Bunny: Charles Adler, Plucky Duck: Joe Alaskey, Hamton J. Pig: Don Messick, Montana Max: Danny Cooksey, Elmyra Duff: Cree Summer, Fifi Le Fume: Kath Soucie

acmewelcome.wav Boss: We at Acme welcome you to our staff, young man.

ASUMPOSN.WAV Babs: Okay. Assume the position.

babsxcite.wav Babs: [3 screams] I'm excited (deadpan) [more screaming]

bandaid.wav Plucky: Anybody got a bandaid?

BIGRLAFS.WAV Buster: The story you are about to see it true. Only the facts have been changed to get bigger laughs.

BUROWOUT.WAV Buster: Oh, man! We're crackin' up. Help me burrow outta here.

BYEBUSTR.WAV Max: Bye bye, Buster!

CANTHELP.WAV Babs: I just can't help myself.

comeback_tiny.wav Elmyra: Oh! Come Back!

CROTSLSH.WAV Buster: Hiya, toonsters. Just on my way to get me a nice, cool, carrot slushie.

dizscrm.wav Dizzy Devil screams

doagain.wav Elmyra: Do it again!

DYOLDBUR.WAV Clerk: ooh! you want day-old burrito, maybe?

EATUP.WAV Elmyra: I want to eat you up!

firstcust.wav Boss: OOH! And here comes your first customer.

funypupy.wav Elmyra: [laugh] Funny puppy! Do it again!

GOOBRASN.WAV Goobers or raisinettes? Ain't that the eternal question?

GRTDAY.WAV [female] Great day in the morning!

itsapupy.wav Elmyra: OoooOOOh... It's a puppy.

iwantu.wav Elmyra: I want you, I want you, I want... one of those!

KFUD.WAV Elmer Fudd: This is K-FUD wadio. Westful whythms for weawy wayfawews.

KGTOON.WAV Babs: I thought this was going to be a kinder, gentler cartoon.

litlbeepr.wav Little Beeper meep meeeep

litsnbuttns.wav Elmyra: Oooh! I just love lights and buttons. I love em, I love em, I love ee.

LIVETHRU.WAV Plucky: So long! Saionara and good riddance. At least I'll never have to live through that again.

LOSEKITY.WAV Elmyra: I lose more kittties that way.

losepupy.wav Elmyra: I lose more puppies that way.

LOVECATS.WAV Elmyra: I love cats, I love kitties, squeeze them into itty bitties.

Winnie the Pooh

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:16:35 -0700

Winnie-the-Pooh is quite possibly the world's most famous bear. Pooh was the teddy bear of Christopher Milne, and his father, A.A. Milne, made him the main character in two children's books that he wrote, entitled "Winnie-the-Pooh" and "The House at Pooh Corner." As a character, Pooh tends to be a bit on the slow side (his head is full of fluff, you know...a common occurrence among teddy bears) but his heart more than makes up for that. Pooh has a love of honey (or, hunny, as it is sometimes spelled) and often creates little tunes, or hums, about most anything at all.

eeyore2.wav Eeyore: It's not much of a tail... but I'm sort-of attached to it.

pballoon1.wav Pooh: I just said to myself, coming along, thinking, and wondering, if you had such a thing as a... [mumble] Such a thing, ehr, Christopher, as a balloon about you?

rumbly.wav Pooh: Oh, yes, I'm rumbly in my tummbly

thanx4noticinme.wav Eeyore: Thanks for noticin' me

tigger.wav Tigger: T I double-guh er, that spells Tigger!

WINPOOH1.WAV Pooh: I don't think so

WINPOOH3.WAV Pooh: Think think think

WINPOOH4.WAV Eeyore: I found it.

WINPOOH6.WAV Pooh: Now isn't this a clever disguise?

WINPOOH7.WAV Tigger growl

WINPOOH8.WAV Pooh: dum dum dum (humming)

WPBOTHER.WAV Pooh: Oh, bother

WPEEYORE.WAV Narrator: Eeyore arrived and looked at OPwl's demolished house. Eeyore: If you ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. Christopher Robin: That's a very good idea, Eeyore. Eeyore: Might take a day or two but I'll find a new one.

WPHONEY.WAV Pooh: Yumyum. Bears love honey. And I'm a pooh bear [giggle].

WPMANNER.WAV Rabbit: Oh, Tigger, where are your manners? Tigger: I don't know, but I bet they're havin' more fun than I am.

WPTGRWHP.WAV Tigger: Woo hoo hoo hoo

WPTIGGRR.WAV Tigger: [growl] [giggle] I'm Tigger.

WPTIGHNY.WAV Tigger: Honey! Oh Boy! Honey! That's what Tiggers like best! Narrator: But when Tigger took a big scoop from the honey jar, he found he didn't like honey at all. Tigger: Yuch! Tiggers don't like honey. Yeah. That icky, sticky stuff is only fit for hefalumps and woozles.

WPWHATUP.WAV Christopher: Hello, Pooh. Hello, Piglet. What's up?

Miscellaneous Cartoons

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:16:59 -0700