Casablanca

 Classic film set in unoccupied Africa during the early days of World War II: An American expatriate meets a former lover, with unforeseen complications.

Rick Blaine: Humphrey Bogart, Ilsa Lund Laszlo: Ingrid Bergman, Victor Laszlo: Paul Henreid, Capt. Louis Renault: Claude Rains, Maj. Heinrich Strasser: Conrad Veidt, Signor Ferrari: Sydney Greenstreet, Guillermo Ugarte: Peter Lorre

alwayshaveparis_cb.wav Rick: "We'll always have Paris."

arrestagain_cb.wav Louis: There's going to be some excitement here tonight. We're going to make an arrest here tonight. Rick: Again?

baropen_cb.wav Rick: Your cash is good at the bar. Kraut: What!? Do you know who I am? Rick: I do. You're lucky the bar is open to you.

beautifulfriendship_cb.wav Rick: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

browneyes_cb.wav Rick: Hmmm. My eyes really brown?

crazyworld_cb.wav Ilsa: It's a crazy world. Anything can happen.

cynical_cb.wav Ugarte: You're a very cynical person.

democrat_cb.wav Rick: When it comes to women, you're a true democrat.

despise_cb.wav Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick: If I gave you any thought, I probably would.

destiny_cb.wav Rick: It seems that destiny has taken a hand.

disturbance_cb.wav Rick: I'm sorry there was a disturbance, folks, but it's all over now. Everything's alright. Just sit down and have a good time: enjoy yourselves.

drunkard_cb.wav Strasser: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? Unofficially, of course. Rick: Make it official if you like. Strasser: What is your nationality? Rick: I'm a drunkard.

effective_cb.wav Rick: You're not very subtle but you are effective.

everybody2ricks_cb.wav Louis: Everybody comes to Rick's.

extravagant_cb.wav Louis: How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.

fallinlove_cb.wav Ilsa: With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.

ginjoints_cb.wav Rick: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world: she walks into mine...

hearunderstand_cb.wav Tourist: We hear very little and we understand even less.

hereslooking.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid."

ifyoustayedhere_cb.wav Rick: Do you have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here?

intomine.wav Rick: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world: she walks into mine..."

invadeNY_cb.wav Rick: Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

isolationism_cb.wav Ferrari: When will you realize that in this world today, isolationism is no longer a practical policy?

lookin.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid." [clinking noise]

lookingatyou_cb.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid."

lookingatyou2_cb.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid." [clinking noise]

misinformed_cb.wav Louis: What in heavens name brought you to Casablanca? Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters. Louis: Waters? What waters? We're in the desert. Rick: I was misinformed.

moreimpressed_cb.wav Ugarte: I hope you are more impressed with me now.

nodisturbance_cb.wav Rick: I don't like disturbances in my place. You either lay off politics or get out.

noplans_cb.wav Ivan: Where were you last night? Rick: It's so long ago, I don't remember. Ivan: Will I see you tonight? Rick: I never make plans that far in advance.

notpleasant_cb.wav Louis: I suppose you know this isn't going to be very pleasant for either of us, especially for you.

ofallthejoints.wav Rick: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world: she walks into mine..."

otherplaces_cb.wav Rick: Why did you have to come to Casablanca? There are other places.

parasite_cb.wav Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

paris.wav Rick: "We'll always have Paris."

playitagain_cb.wav Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me. Sam: I don't think I can remember... Rick: If she can stand it, I can. Play it! [proof positive that he never said "Play it again, Sam."]

playitonce_cb.wav Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old time's sake.

politics-saloon_cb.wav Rick: You'll excuse me, gentlemen, your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

probsof3people_cb.wav Rick: It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

regretit_cb.wav Rick: You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

regretit.wav Rick: You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

sentimentalist_cb.wav Louis: As I suspected. You're a rank sentimentalist.

shutupgohome_cb.wav Rick: Shut up and go home, will you?

stickneckout_cb.wav Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody.

stickneckout2_cb.wav Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody.

stickneckout.wav Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody.

trust_cb.wav Ugarte: You know, Rick, I have many friends in Casablanca but somehow, just because you despise me, you're the only one I trust.

usualsuspects_cb.wav Louis: Round up the usual suspects.

usualsuspects.wav Louis: Round up the usual suspects.

vultures_cb.wav Pickpocket: This place is full of vultures. Vultures everywhere.

what-this-means_cb.wav Louis: I suppose you know what you're doing but I wonder if you realize what this means?

what-trouble_cb.wav Rick: Yes? What's the trouble?

whoareyou_cb.wav Rick: Who are you, really. And what were you before?

winnings_cb.wav Louis: I'm shocked, shocked! to find that gambling is going on in here. Dealer: Your winnings, sir. Louis: Oh, thank you, very much.

wouldnthavecome_cb.wav Ilsa: I wouldn't have come if I'd know you were here.

youcantfollow_cb.wav Rick: Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.

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