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Casablanca

Thu, 01 Jan 1942 00:00:00 -0700

Classic film set in unoccupied Africa during the early days of World War II: An American expatriate meets a former lover, with unforeseen complications.

Rick Blaine: Humphrey Bogart, Ilsa Lund Laszlo: Ingrid Bergman, Victor Laszlo: Paul Henreid, Capt. Louis Renault: Claude Rains, Maj. Heinrich Strasser: Conrad Veidt, Signor Ferrari: Sydney Greenstreet, Guillermo Ugarte: Peter Lorre

alwayshaveparis_cb.wav Rick: "We'll always have Paris."

arrestagain_cb.wav Louis: There's going to be some excitement here tonight. We're going to make an arrest here tonight. Rick: Again?

baropen_cb.wav Rick: Your cash is good at the bar. Kraut: What!? Do you know who I am? Rick: I do. You're lucky the bar is open to you.

beautifulfriendship_cb.wav Rick: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

browneyes_cb.wav Rick: Hmmm. My eyes really brown?

crazyworld_cb.wav Ilsa: It's a crazy world. Anything can happen.

cynical_cb.wav Ugarte: You're a very cynical person.

democrat_cb.wav Rick: When it comes to women, you're a true democrat.

despise_cb.wav Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick: If I gave you any thought, I probably would.

destiny_cb.wav Rick: It seems that destiny has taken a hand.

disturbance_cb.wav Rick: I'm sorry there was a disturbance, folks, but it's all over now. Everything's alright. Just sit down and have a good time: enjoy yourselves.

drunkard_cb.wav Strasser: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? Unofficially, of course. Rick: Make it official if you like. Strasser: What is your nationality? Rick: I'm a drunkard.

effective_cb.wav Rick: You're not very subtle but you are effective.

everybody2ricks_cb.wav Louis: Everybody comes to Rick's.

extravagant_cb.wav Louis: How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.

fallinlove_cb.wav Ilsa: With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.

ginjoints_cb.wav Rick: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world: she walks into mine...

hearunderstand_cb.wav Tourist: We hear very little and we understand even less.

hereslooking.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid."

ifyoustayedhere_cb.wav Rick: Do you have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here?

intomine.wav Rick: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world: she walks into mine..."

invadeNY_cb.wav Rick: Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

isolationism_cb.wav Ferrari: When will you realize that in this world today, isolationism is no longer a practical policy?

lookin.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid." [clinking noise]

lookingatyou_cb.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid."

lookingatyou2_cb.wav Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid." [clinking noise]

misinformed_cb.wav Louis: What in heavens name brought you to Casablanca? Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters. Louis: Waters? What waters? We're in the desert. Rick: I was misinformed.

moreimpressed_cb.wav Ugarte: I hope you are more impressed with me now.

nodisturbance_cb.wav Rick: I don't like disturbances in my place. You either lay off politics or get out.

noplans_cb.wav Ivan: Where were you last night? Rick: It's so long ago, I don't remember. Ivan: Will I see you tonight? Rick: I never make plans that far in advance.

notpleasant_cb.wav Louis: I suppose you know this isn't going to be very pleasant for either of us, especially for you.

ofallthejoints.wav Rick: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world: she walks into mine..."

otherplaces_cb.wav Rick: Why did you have to come to Casablanca? There are other places.

parasite_cb.wav Rick: I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.

paris.wav Rick: "We'll always have Paris."

playitagain_cb.wav Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me. Sam: I don't think I can remember... Rick: If she can stand it, I can. Play it! [proof positive that he never said "Play it again, Sam."]

playitonce_cb.wav Ilsa: Play it once, Sam. For old time's sake.

politics-saloon_cb.wav Rick: You'll excuse me, gentlemen, your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

probsof3people_cb.wav Rick: It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

regretit_cb.wav Rick: You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

regretit.wav Rick: You'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

sentimentalist_cb.wav Louis: As I suspected. You're a rank sentimentalist.

shutupgohome_cb.wav Rick: Shut up and go home, will you?

stickneckout_cb.wav Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody.

stickneckout2_cb.wav Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody.

stickneckout.wav Rick: I stick my neck out for nobody.

trust_cb.wav Ugarte: You know, Rick, I have many friends in Casablanca but somehow, just because you despise me, you're the only one I trust.

usualsuspects_cb.wav Louis: Round up the usual suspects.

usualsuspects.wav Louis: Round up the usual suspects.

vultures_cb.wav Pickpocket: This place is full of vultures. Vultures everywhere.

what-this-means_cb.wav Louis: I suppose you know what you're doing but I wonder if you realize what this means?

what-trouble_cb.wav Rick: Yes? What's the trouble?

whoareyou_cb.wav Rick: Who are you, really. And what were you before?

winnings_cb.wav Louis: I'm shocked, shocked! to find that gambling is going on in here. Dealer: Your winnings, sir. Louis: Oh, thank you, very much.

wouldnthavecome_cb.wav Ilsa: I wouldn't have come if I'd know you were here.

youcantfollow_cb.wav Rick: Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.

Charade

Fri, 25 Jan 1963 00:00:00 -0700

Romance and suspense in Paris, as a woman is pursued by several men who want a fortune her murdered husband had stolen. Who can she trust?

Peter Joshua: Cary Grant, Regina "Reggie" Lampert - Audrey Hepburn, Hamilton Bartholomew: Walter Matthau, Tex Panthollow: James Coburn, Insp. Edouard Grandpierre: Jaques Marin

absurd_char.wav Inspector: That's absurd madame.

breakdown_char.wav Peter: What are you doing in here? Reggie: I'm having a nervous breakdown.

capturespirit_char.wav Peter: Well, that's not exactly the term I'd have chosen, but it sort-of captures the spirit of the thing.

child_char.wav Reggie: Stop treating me like a child! Peter: Then stop behaving like one.

comeon_char.wav Peter: Well, when you come on, you come on, don't you.

confused_char.wav Reggie: I'm very confused.

credit_char.wav Reggie: If you think you're getting credit for this, you're crazy.

die4country_char.wav Reggie: I suppose if I'm going to die I might as well do it for my country.

dontbite_char.wav Reggie: I don't bite, you know. Unless it's called ofr.

frighten_char.wav Reggie: If you're trying to frighten me, you're doing a first-rate job!

goodlight_char.wav Reggie: Hey, you don't look so bad in this light? Peter: Well, why do you think I brought you here?

got2do_char.wav Reggie: We've got to do something.

govtcount_char.wav Bartholomew: Your government is counting on you.

handsoff_char.wav Peter: Hasn't it occurred to you I'm having a tough time keeping my hands off you?

knoweachother_char.wav Peter: do we know each other?

knoweachother-full_char.wav Peter: do we know each other? Reggie: Why, do you think we're going to? Peter: I don't know. How would I know? Reggie: Because I already know an awful lot of people. Until one of them dies, I couldn't possibly meet anyone else. Peter: Hmm. Well, if anyone goes on the critical list, let me know.

loaded_char.wav Reggie: Don't tell me. You didn't know it was loaded.

lotofhelp_char.wav Reggie: You're a fat lot of help.

meanthing_char.wav Tex: Oh, now who would have done a mean thing like that?

noleave_char.wav Inspector: None of you will be permitted to leave Paris until this matter is cleared up.

nostupidkids_char.wav Tex: Come on, man. Look, my mama didn't raise no stupid children.

now-what_char.wav Reggie: Now what?

obstinate_char.wav Reggie: Lord, you're obstinate.

punchnose_char.wav Reggie: How'd you like a punch in the nose?

putaway_char.wav Will you put that thing away!

ritual_char.wav Reggie: How often do you go through this little ritual? Peter: Oh, every day. The manufacturer recommends it.

satisfy_char.wav Peter: What do I have to do to satisfy you?

shower_char.wav Hepurn: This is a ludicrous situation. I can think of a dozen men who are just longing to use my shower.

shutup_char.wav Peter: Why don't you shut up?

spanking_char.wav Peter: How would you like a spanking?

sprained_char.wav Peter: I sprained my pride.

stopnonsense_char.wav Peter: Now, stop that nonsense.

tattooed_char.wav Peter: Would you like to see where I was tatooed? Reggie: Yes. Peter: Alright, we'll drive around that way.

telephoned_char.wav Peter: Oh, I telephoned but nobody answered.

truth_char.wav Inspector: Obviously you're telling the truth. For, why would you invent such a ridiculous story?

vpcheer_char.wav Peter: How about making me Vice President in charge of cheering you up?

whatabout_char.wav Peter: What was that all that about?

whatdo_char.wav Peter: What are you going to do?

whatdoing_char.wav Reggie: What are you doing?

whoput_char.wav Peter: Oh. Who put that there?

willkill_char.wav Bartholomew: I don't want to kill you, but I will.

worthitview_char.wav Peter: The view had better be worth it.

wrapup_char.wav Peter: Well, that wraps it up.

youranut_char.wav Peter: Oh, you're a nut.

yourapest_char.wav Peter: Lord, you're a pest.

Wizard of OZ

Sun, 01 Jan 1939 00:00:00 -0700

Dorothy Gale is swept away to a magical land in a tornado and embarks on a quest to see the Wizard who can help her return home.

Dorothy Gale: Judy Garland, Scarecrow: Ray Bolger, The Cowardly Lion: Bert Lahr, The Tin Man: Jack Haley, Glinda: Billie Burke, Wicked Witch of the West: Margaret Hamilton, Professor Marvin / The Wizard of Oz: Frank Morgan

behindcurtain.wav Oz: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

brickrd.wav Glinda: Just follow the yellow brick road.

cindy.wav Glinda: You have no power here. Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.

comego.wav Dorothy: My, people come and go so quickly out here.

getyou.wav Witch: I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!

i_am_oz.wav Oz: I am Oz. The great and powerful Oz knows why you have come.

LTBOHMY.WAV Dorothy: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

melting.wav Witch: You cursed brat, look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! What a world, what a world.

monkeysong.wav The flying monkeys' marching song.

ozbike.wav The tornado song.

profmarv.wav Prof. Marvin: Professor Marvin doesn't guess, he knows.

putemup.wav Lion: Put 'em up, put 'em up!

PUTMUP.WAV Lion: Put 'em up, put 'em up!

WIZARD.WAV Dorothy: Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

wrathofoz.wav Oz: Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz!

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mon, 25 Jan 1971 00:00:00 -0700

A poor boy wins the oppurtunity to tour the most eccentric and wonderful candy factory of all.

Willy Wonka: Gene Wilder, Grandpa Joe: Jack Albertson, Charlie Bucket: Peter Ostrum, Mr. Salt: Roy Kinnear, Veruca Salt: Julie Dawn Cole, Mr. Beauregarde: Leonard Stone, Violet Beauregarde: Denise Nickerson, Mrs. Teevee: Nora Denney, Mike Teevee: Paris Themmen, Mrs. Gloop: Ursula Reit, Augustus Gloop: Michael Bollner, Mr. Slugworth: Gunter Meisner

105percent_ww.wav Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Mrs. TV: That's 105%

begindance_ww.wav Wonka: Places, please, the dance is about to begin.

boatsong_ww.wav Wonka: There's no earthly way of knowing. Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing. Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a blowing?... Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! The danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing and they're certainly not showing any sign that they are slowing!!

busy_ww.wav Mike: Can't you shutup, I'm busy.

button_ww.wav Wonka: Now... button, button, who's got the button?

canitunit_ww.wav Can it, you nit!

chocroom_ww.wav Wonka: Ladies and gentleman. Boys and girls. The chocolate room.

desert_ww.wav Wonka: It always goes wrong when we come to the desert... always.

difficult_ww.wav You're always making things difficult.

disappearing_ww.wav Wonka: I don't understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits.

fridaymonday_ww.wav Teacher: I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday. Which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it... but since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.

fwdback_ww.wav Wonka: Oh, you can't get out backwards. You gotta go forwards to go back... better press on.

geton_ww.wav Wonka: We have to get on we have to get on. We've got so much time and so little to do... scratch that... reverse it.

hereitcomes_ww.wav Wonka: Hold on everybody... here it comes.

holdbreath_ww.wav Wonka: Hold your breath... make a wish... count to three.

inwego_ww.wav Wonka: Delighted to meet you sir, overjoyed, enraptured, entranced... are we ready? Yes! Good! In we go.

iwant2goin_ww.wav I want to go in, don't you dare stop me! I'm only trying to help you, sweetheart.

journeyover_ww.wav Wonka: That's it, ladies and gentlemen, the journey is over.

lovethis_ww.wav Wonka: You going to love this... just love it.

nervecenter_ww.wav Wonka: My dear friends, you are now about to enter the nerve center to the entire Wonka factory.

notouch_ww.wav Wonka: Now remember. No messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling.

overexcited_ww.wav Wonka: Don't get overexcited.

questions_ww.wav Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

stomachache_ww.wav Shopkeeper: Hey hey hey. Take it easy. You'll get a stomachache if you swallow it like that.

surpawait_ww.wav Grandpa Joe: In your wildest dreams you cannot imagine the marvelous surprises that await you.

surprises_ww.wav Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.

suspense_ww.wav Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

wantnow_ww.wav I want it NOW!

welldonelb_ww.wav Slugworth: I congratulate you, little boy. Well done.

whathappened_ww.wav Charlie: What happened? Did we do something wrong?

whereshesgoing_ww.wav Wonka: She's a girl who knows where she's going.

wrongsir_ww.wav Wonka: Wrong, sir. Wrong!