Dr. Doolittle

 

A Doctor finds out that he can understand what animals are saying. And the animals find out that he understands.

John Dolittle: Eddie Murphy, Mark Weller: Oliver Platt, Lucky(voice): Norm McDonald, Rodney(voice): Chris Rock, Tiger(voice): Albert Brooks

15yrslater_dd.wav Dolittle: Those guys at my dorm said that stuff wouldn't affect me.  Now 15 years later this s**t starts happening to me.  Rodney: Okay, let's chill. Let's just chiiiiillll.

500babies_dd.wav Dolittle: Who's this? Rodney: I'll give you a hint. I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make 500 babies a year.

alone_dd.wav Dog2 (Gilbert Godfried): Am I alone here? Am I all by myself?

awayfrombutt_dd.wav Lucky: Will you tell him to get away from my butt?

BABOONWHIP_DD.wav Tiger: Oh no, I just remembered, I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon. One of the few animals that actually enjoy that kind of thing.

bagelchips_dd.wav Rat1: Bagel chips! Rat2: Back off or you'll find your nuts in a tree. OW! Where's the love? Where's the love?

beafraid_dd.wav Tiger: Be afraid. Be very afraid! Oh, my goodness. I have to sit.

beautifulman_dd.wav Lucky: That was beautiful, man.

bonehead_dd.wav Lucky: Why don't you watch where you're going next time, bonehead.

catscan_dd.wav Friend: A cat scan? Can't it wait until morning? Dog3 (Royce Applegate): I - love - you. Dolittle: No, I have to come right now.

crazyman_dd.wav Rodney: Crazy man.

crossedline_dd.wav Lucky: At first, his dad thought 'eh, it's just harmless kids' stuff' But as time went on John crossed that fine line between harmless and, you know, just weird.

discussmred_dd.wav Dolittle: I had a perfect life until you came along and started talking to me. Now, I'm sitting here in a robe and slippers discussing Mr. Ed with these guys. You've ruined my life enough, I don't want to talk to you any more, just go away. Just get out og here, please. Go. This is crazy.

doadance_dd.wav Rodney: Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.

donutshop_dd.wav Oh, look at that, a donut shop.

drunkmonk_dd.wav Dolittle: Why else would I be here talking to you? Tiger: Because a drunk monkey can't keep his mouth shut.

drunkmonkee_dd.wav Dolittle: Nobody likes a drunk monkey.

GBYEWORLD_DD.wav Tiger: Goodbye, cruel world.

getoutahere_dd.wav Tiger: Get outa here.

goodjob_dd.wav Owl (Jenna Elfman): Good job! Thankyou.

haveques_dd.wav Weller: Uh, actually, I have some questions.

havinfun_dd.wav Rodney: Hey, crazy man! I know you havin' fun in there! Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.

jumping_dd.wav Tiger: That's it. I'm jumping.

karaoke_dd.wav Rodney: Hey, I was getting ready to do karaoke.

letschill_dd.wav Rodney: Okay, let's chill. Let's just chiiiiill.

lunatic_dd.wav Rodney: Lunatic.

noconfide_dd.wav Weller: Do me a favor, don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm a very self-absorbed man. You want to get Jane in here? 

noexpl_dd.wav Dolittle: I don't have a rational explanation for this. I wish I did, but I don't.

nogiftshop_dd.wav Rodney: Don't tell me there wasn't a gift shop at the looney bin.

noqualms_dd.wav Weller: No room for qualms. Dolittle: No qualms.

norodney_dd.wav Dolittle: Absolutely not. Rodney can not come. This is a press conference. No animals allowed. No Rodney, no way.

nosmartass_dd.wav Dolittle: I would not be a smart ass right now if I was you.

noudont_dd.wav Weller: No you don't.

onlyemergency_dd.wav Dolittle: I have a real life, okay, and I would appreciate it if you would only call me down here when there was a real emergency.

psycho_dd.wav Rodney: Psycho!

rediculous_dd.wav Dolittle: Rediculus.

shellfish_dd.wav Dolittle: Mrs. Parkus, have you eaten shellfish again? Parkus: Just soft-shell crab. Dolittle: And what's the middle word? Parkus: Shell. Dolittle: Exactly.

sidedish_dd.wav  Lucky: Hey, could you stop looking at me like I'm a side dish?

sniffbutt_dd.wav Dog1: (Ellen D) If you really want to get a sense of who somebody is, you gotta sniff their butt.

stoptalkdog_dd.wav Dad: Son! Stop talking to the dog. She doesn't understand a word you're saying.

stoptalking_dd.wav Dolittle: All y'all! Leave me alone! Stop talking to me!!

takebreak_dd.wav Dolittle: Why don't you blood-sucking vermin take a break, alright?

teary_dd.wav Weller: I swear to God that when I think about the money, I get tears in my eyes. Dolittle: Look at me. You see, those are real tears in his eyes.

throwball_dd.wav Dog2 (Gilbert Godfried): Am I alone here? Am I all by myself? Am I in another universe? Lucky & Rodney: Throw the damn ball! Dog2: HE THREW THE BALL!! Oh! He threw the ball! (excited noises) I love you. You threw the ball.

trouble_dd.wav Lucky: We got trouble here.

u-da-man_dd.wav Rat: Cause you da man... you da man.

underpants_dd.wav Tiger: I just might hang myself by my underpants.

vacation_dd.wav Dad: Son, I think you need a vacation.

vetoffice_dd.wav Lady: LIE DOWN CHAUNCY!!! ... he's deaf. Chauncy: I'm not deaf. I just can't stand listening to her. Shepherd: Don't fix me... please, don't fix me. I won't look at another female, ever. I swear. Anything but my manhood. Not my manhood, please, I... Yo, baby. Wassup? You're looking pretty good there...

violated_dd.wav Rodney: Somebody get the license plate number... I have just been violated.

weird_dd.wav Dolittle: I think I'm going crazy. How come I can understand you? Lucky: I don't know. Maybe you're just weird. Dolittle: Shutup.

whatdoinghere_dd.wav Dolittle: What are you doing here?

whatisallthis_dd.wav Dolittle: Now what is all this?

whatisthat_dd.wav Lucky: Good Lord, Doc, what on earth is that?

whereput_dd.wav Lucky: Hey, where's he think he's gonna put that?

WHOAREYOU_DD.wav Tiger: Hey. Who are you?

yoohoo_dd.wav Owl (Jenna Elfman): Hello? Yoohoo?

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