Family Guy

beer_fg.wav 1: Hey, who wants to play 'drink the beer'? Peter: Right here [drinking noise] 1: You win! Peter: Alright! What do I win? 1: Another beer! Peter: Oh, I'm goin' for the high score.

beermoney_fg.wav Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me. Peter: Well, what could you and me do together? Lois: [giggles] Peter: LOIS! You've got a sick mind! Lois: Peter, I'm talkin' about makin' love. Peter:Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.

burninhell_fg.wav Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell!?

commercials_fg.wav Lois: For God's sake, Peter. You've been sitting in front of the TV since you got home from work.  Why don't you spend some time with your family.  Peter: I will. I'm just going to do it during the commercials.  And if that's wrong, then maybe I'm missing the point of having commercials.

crazy_fg.wav Chris: I never knew anyone who went crazy before.  Except for my invisible friend Col. Schwarz!

eatveggies_fg.wav Lois: Come on, Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables. Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires. And you've got a good forty years on me, woman.

estrogenical_fg.wav Stewie: Oh, BLAST you and your estrogenical treachery!

foxshow_fg.wav Peter: Come on, Meg, let's go. Fox is running one of those new reality shows at eight: "Fast Animals, Slow Children."

goodexcuse_fg.wav 1: Are you sleeping on the job? Peter: Uh, no. There's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.

gorgeousday_fg.wav Peter: Ah, what a gorgeous day. Isn't it a gorgeous day, Mr. Sun?

mcdevice_fg.wav Stewie: Excellent. The mind control device is nearing completion.

negligence_fg.wav Boss: Your negligence has damaged this company's reputation. You're fired! Peter: Aw, geez. For how long?

nicejob_fg.wav Peter: Eh, you forgot to flip him off but other than that, nice job.

nomiss_fg.wav Peter: Don't believe what they're saying. I always keep my eyes on the road; I don't miss a thing. TV Announcer: We now return to Star Trek. Peter: Holy crap! Uhura's black!?

noworry_fg.wav Peter: Look, I don't want your mom to worry. When she worries, she says things like, "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."

pants+fg.wav Brian: Hey, Peter, it's seven O'clock and you've still got your pants on. What's the occasion?

ssphone_fg.wav Stewie: Put me through to the Pentagon! Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes? Stewie: Don't toy with me, Ernie. I've already dispatched with Mr. Hooper, I've got six armed me stationed outside Big Bird's nest and as for Linda... Well it's rather difficult for a deaf woman to hear an assassin approach, now isn't it?

time2bebad_fg.wav Stewie: Time to be bad!

trekmission_fg.wav Kirk: Alright, men. This is a dangerous mission and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCor and ensign Ricky. Ricky: Aw, crap.

uppance_fg.wav Stewie: Mark my words. When you least expect it, your uppance will come.

vilewoman_fg.wav Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

whatmatter_fg.wav Lois: What the hell's the matter with you?

whatwrong_fg.wav Lois: What is wrong with you people?

whothehell_fg.wav Stewie: Who the hell do you think you are?

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