Full Metal Jacket

A pragmatic U.S. Marine observes the dehumanizing effects the Vietnam War has on his fellow Marine recruits from their brutal basic training to the bloody street fighting set in 1968 Hue, Vietnam.

Pvt. Joker: Matthew Bodine, Animal Mother: Adam Baldwin, Pvt. Pyle/Leonard Lawrence: Vincent D'Onofrio, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: R. Lee Ermey

bubblgum.wav Sarge: Your ass looks like about a hundred pounds of chewed bubblegum, Pyle, you know that?

contaminate.wav Sarge: I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

fjoker.wav Sarge: What have we got here, a f**king comedian.

GIVEME25.WAV Sarge: You slimy scumbag, get on your face and give me 25!

gniteladies_fmj.wav Sarge: Goodnight ladies.

honor_fmj.wav Sarge: Where is your honor, dirtbag. You're an absolute disgrace!

hose.wav Sarge: Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

iamhartman_fmj.wav Sarge: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "sir" Do you maggots understand that? Group: sir, yes sir. Sarge: Bullshit, I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. Group: SIR, YES SIR!

ilikeyou_fmj.wav Sarge: Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f**k my sister.

incharge_fmj.wav Sarge: Thank you very much! Could I be in charge for a while?

maggots_fmj.wav Sarge: Why, you little maggots! you make me want to vomit!

marine23.wav Sarge: Goodnight ladies. Group: Goodnight, sir!

nospeak_fmj.wav Sarge: From now on you will speak only when spoken to.

numbnuts.wav Sarge: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts!?

PUKES.WAV Sarge: You are pukes: You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human f**king beings. You are nothing but unorganized, grabb-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!

riflegun_fmj.wav Sarge: This is my rifle, this is my gun! Group: This is for fighting, this is for fun. (repeats)

scumbag_fmj.wav Sarge: What's your name, scumbag?

sougly_fmj.wav Sarge: You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

u-rpukes_fmj.wav Sarge: You are pukes: You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even human f**king beings. You are nothing but unorganized, grabb-asstic pieces of amphibian shit!

whoisit_fmj.wav Sarge: Who's the slimylittlecomedicshittwinkletoedcocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant!?

whosaidthat_fmj.wav Sarge: Who da f**k said that!!!

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