Jim Carrey

            

1ARMMAN.WAV "No, it wasn't me... It was the one-armed man."

ASSME.WAV ACE: "Excuse me, I'd like to ass you a few questions."

CABLEGUY.WAV - CABLE GUY!!

CAFFEINE.WAV - Ace?: Caffein'll KILL YA!

JERKINYA.WAV - Cable: I'm just jerkin' your chain.

LOSER_JC.WAV - Ace: Loo-hoo zah-her.

OHMYGOD_JC.WAV - Ace: Oh my GOD!

UWANNADO.wav - Ace: Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.

7th-hell.wav - Liar: I've slipped into the seventh circle of HELL!

angryhi.wav - Liar: HI!!

badsex.wav - Liar: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

barfnoise.wav -Liar makes a retching noise.

belowbelt.wav - Liar: Ooh, that was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.

canthapn-ll.wav - Liar: No no no NO. This can''t HAPPEN!

cantlie.wav - Liar: I can't lie!

clikclak.wav - Liar makes a clicking noise.

cmongo-ll.wav - Liar: C'mon, we gotta go.

confession.wav - Liar - Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
            JC: Depends on how long you were following me... eesh!
            Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top.
            JC: Here goes... I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

contempt.wav - Liar: I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!!

continuance.wav - Liar: You Honor, I would like a continuance!

dontask-ll.wav - Liar: DON'T ASK! For God's sake, don't ask!

gibberish1.wav - Liar- Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

gibberish2.wav - Liar- Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

gibberish3.wav - Liar- Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

godinhevn.wav - Liar: GOD in heaven!

good4you-ll.wav - Liar: Good fer you!

goodcall.wav - Liar: Good call!

gotagobye-ll.wav - Liar: Uh, no, gotta go!... Goodbye.

help-ll.wav - Liar: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!

heycreepy.wav - Liar: Hey, creepy

holyhell.wav - Liar: Holy hell!!

hwmchass.wav - Liar: Awwwww, how much ass do I have to kiss to make PARTNER around this place?

imagedel.wav - Liar: Wow, that was a nice image... <click clack> DELETED!

imjosecon.wav - Liar: I'm Jose Conseco!! I'M JOOSSSEEE COOONNNNSSSEEEEEECCCOOOOOOOO!

inconsid.wav - Liar: I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!!!

kiknmyass.wav - Liar - Guy: What the hell are you doing?
            JC: I'm kickin' my ASS! DO YOU MIND??!!

no-ll.wav - Liar: NOOO!

notall.wav - Liar - Cop: Is that all?
            JC (gritting his teeth): no...

noweakrsex.wav - Liar: There's NOOOOOOOOOOOOO such thing as a weaker sex!

objection-ll.wav - Liar - Swoosie Kurtz: Your honor, I object!
            JC: You would!
            SK: BASTARD!
            JC: HAG!
            Judge: QUIET!!

ocmon-ll.wav - Liar: Oh, COMEON!

owie.wav - Liar: OOOWWWIE!!

phaseout.wav - Liar: My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.

phonecall-ll.wav - Liar: PHONE CALL!! Phone call. I get a phone call!! I GOT A PHONE CALL!!!

razz.wav - If I could spell it, I would

scream2-ll.wav - Liar- JC screams

scream-ll.wav - Liar- JC screams again

sqlsplat.wav - Liar- Squeal and a splat

suchashit.wav - Liar: Oh, I'm such a SHIT!

thankgod-ll.wav - Liar: Oh, thank GOD!

thegame.wav - Liar: Jordan fades back... swish!... it's good, and THAT'S THE GAME!

truthfree.wav - Liar: And the truth shall set you free!!!

willpower.wav - Liar: Alright, you can beat this.  It's all - a - matter - of - willpower!

wreckday.wav - Liar(Mighty Mouse theme): Here she comes to wreck the daaaayyyy!

wrongwthme.wav - Liar: What's wrong with me??

yourevictim.wav - Liar: You're the victim here

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