Liar Liar

 

 A fast track lawyer can't lie for 24 hours due to his son's birthday wish after the lawyer turns his son down for the last time.

Fletcher Reede: Jim Carrey,  Audrey Reede: Maura Tierney, Max Reede: Justin Cooper, Jerry: Cary Elwes, Mr. Allan: Mitch Ryan, Dana Appleton: Swoosie Kurtz, Greta: Anne Haney, Samantha Cole: Jennifer Tilly

7th-hell.wav - Carrey: I've slipped into the seventh circle of HELL!

angryhi.wav - Carrey: HI!!

badsex.wav - Carrey: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.

barfnoise.wav -Carrey makes a retching noise.

belowbelt.wav - Carrey: Ooh, that was below the belt. Try to keep the gloves up.

canthapn-ll.wav - Carrey: No no no NO. This can''t HAPPEN!

cantlie.wav - Carrey: I can't lie!

clikclak.wav - Carrey makes a clicking noise.

cmongo-ll.wav - Carrey: C'mon, we gotta go.

confession.wav - Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
            JC: Depends on how long you were following me... eesh!
            Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top.
            JC: Here goes... I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!

contempt.wav - JC: I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!!

continuance.wav - JC: You Honor, I would like a continuance!

cranky.wav - Judge: I am tired, and very cranky

dontask-ll.wav - JC: DON'T ASK! For God's sake, don't ask!

funniest.wav - Sr. Partner: That's the funniest thing I ever heard!

gibberish1.wav - Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

gibberish2.wav - Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

gibberish3.wav - Jim talks some gibberish in an effort NOT to lie

godinhevn.wav - JC: GOD in heaven!

good4you-ll.wav - JC: Good fer you!

goodcall.wav - JC: Good call!

gotagobye-ll.wav - JC: Uh, no, gotta go!... Goodbye.

happymoment.wav - New Boyfriend: This is the happiest moment of my entire life.

hardball-ll.wav - Swoosie Kurtz: You wanna play hardball?... I'm game

help-ll.wav - JC: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!

heycreepy.wav - JC: Hey, creepy

holyhell.wav - JC: Holy hell!!

hwmchass.wav - JC: Awwwww, how much ass do I have to kiss to make PARTNER around this place?

imagedel.wav - JC: Wow, that was a nice image... <click clack> DELETED!

imcrazy.wav - Mom: I just had an insight into myself... I'm CRAZY

imjosecon.wav - JC: I'm Jose Conseco!! I'M JOOSSSEEE COOONNNNSSSEEEEEECCCOOOOOOOO!

inconsid.wav - JC: I'M AN INCONSIDERATE PRICK!!!!!

kikdaround.wav - Mom: I am tired of getting kicked around!

kiknmyass.wav - Guy: What the hell are you doing?
            JC: I'm kickin' my ASS! DO YOU MIND??!!

molested.wav - Greta: Have you been sexually molested yet, because I could circle the block?

morbidcur.wav - Judge: It is out of sheer morbid curiosity I'm allowing this... freak show... to continue

no-ll.wav - JC: NOOO!

notall.wav - Cop: Is that all?
            JC (gritting his teeth): no...

noweakrsex.wav - JC: There's NOOOOOOOOOOOOO such thing as a weaker sex!

objection-ll.wav - Swoosie Kurtz: Your honor, I object!
            JC: You would!
            SK: BASTARD!
            JC: HAG!
            Judge: QUIET!!

ocmon-ll.wav - JC: Oh, COMEON!

outofmind.wav - Mom: What were you doing? Are you out of your mind?

owie.wav - JC: OOOWWWIE!!

phaseout.wav - JC: My plan to phase myself out is almost complete.

phonecall-ll.wav - JC: PHONE CALL!! Phone call. I get a phone call!! I GOT A PHONE CALL!!!

razz.wav - If I could spell it, I would

run-nohide-ll.wav - Law Partner: You can run, but you can't hide.

scream2-ll.wav - JC screams

scream-ll.wav - JC screams again

sqlsplat.wav - Squeal and a splat

stopwhining.wav - Samantha: You, stop that whining, or I'll give you something to whine about

suchashit.wav - JC: Oh, I'm such a SHIT!

thankgod-ll.wav - JC: Oh, thank GOD!

thegame.wav - JC: Jordan fades back... swish!... it's good, and THAT'S THE GAME!

truthfree.wav - JC: And the truth shall set you free!!!

urgd-vrygd.wav - Law Partner: Oh, you are good.  You are very very good

urgood-ll.wav - Law Partner: Oh, you are good

whatshoe.wav - Pilot: What was that?
            Copilot: Looked like a SHOE!?

willpower.wav - JC: Alright, you can beat this.  It's all - a - matter - of - willpower!

wreckday.wav - JC (Mighty Mouse theme): Here she comes to wreck the daaaayyyy!

wrongwthme.wav - JC: What's wrong with me??

yourevictim.wav - JC: You're the victim here

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