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Presented here, for your enjoyment, are a series of wav files from television shows that I either could not attribute to any specific show or for which there weren't enough files to warrant the show having its own page. If you know which show a particular sound is from, please let me know.
aaawwyeaaaaaah.wav - Awwwwwww Yeeeaaaaahhh (unknown)
abfix.wav - Archie Bunker: So why don't you fix it, meathead, huh? (All in the Family)
abthat.wav - I didn't say that. (unknown)
abthrill.wav - That was so thrilling. (unknown)
abturn.wav - Archie Bunker: The world keeps turning and every time it turns it leans on me. (All in the Family)
ADDER01.WAV - Look, am I paying for this personal abuse or is it extra? (The Black Adder)
ADDER20.WAV - Orik, I would advise you to make the explanation you are about to give phenomenally good. (The Black Adder)
alfa.wav - And if you're wondering if we ever picked up three underage girls in Georgetown, gotten drunk and then crashed their dad's Alpha Romeo, I would have no idea what you're talking about. (unknown)
aquaman.wav - Aquaman! You go.... talk to some fish [laughter] (unknown)
ASSKICKN.WAV - I do the ass kicking around here! (unknown)
atmyage.wav - Granny: At my age, you gotta take your fun where you can find it. (Beverly Hillbillies)
bangzoom.wav - Bang! Zoom! (The Honeymooners)
BEACH.WAV - This island that you own. Is it, ah, near the beach? (Married, With Children)
beatle18.wav - I'm Ringo and I play the drums. (unknown)
bhthis.wav - Granny: What have I done to deserve this? (Beverly Hillbillies)
bigoc.wav - What's the big occasion? (unknown)
bionicfx.wav - Bionic sound effect from The 6 Million Dollar Man
blows.wav - This place blows! (unknown)
bobbafett.wav - Hey, Boba Fet. (unknown)
bras.wav - Peg: I don't know why we even need bras. Al: I think it's to keep your breasts off the plate when you eat. (Married, With Children)
breasts.wav - Duckman: Uhhh, sorry, I didn't hear you. I was staring at your breasts.
BROGERS.WAV - Opening from Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century (the whole song)
BTCHY.WAV - My, aren't we a witsy bitsy bitchy this evening? (unknown)
buckleup.wav - Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're going for a ride. (unknown)
BUH-BYE!.WAV - SNL plane sketch - "Buh bye."
BULWNK12.WAV - Boy this stuff is terrible. (sounds like Bullwinkle but I'm not sure)
burn.wav - 1: Bob, mind if I smoke? Bob: I don't care if you burn! (unknown)
BUSTED.WAV - Oh man, mine's busted. (unknown)
candaspy.wav - Excuse me? Listen, if you are insinuating that I am a spy, or that any member of my family is a spy, then you're way off base. Look, just because we're Canadian does not mean we are spies! (unknown)
cburger.wav - Judge: Order in the court. Female: I'll have a cheeseburger.
CNDYASS.WAV - You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candyass. I hope you know something about hand-to-hand combat! (Beavis and Butthead)
CONTROL.WAV 3rd Rock: Okay, that's it. You are officially out of control.
CRELM.WAV Crelm toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient, fraudulen.
crushing.wav Kids in the Hall: I'm crushing your head.
CYLON.WAV By your command
dharma06.wav Kitty Montgomery: Oh, dear God, just let the earth open up and swallow me.
DIENOW.WAV You're gonna die now
doom.wav You guys wanna play Doom?
dragnett.wav Dragnet theme
DREW.WAV The ORIGINAL Drew Carey Show theme: Moon Over Parma
drunk.wav And I'm not drunk right now
ed_sul01.wav Ed Sullivan: We have a big show for you tonight
eglanded.wav Tranquiility base here. The Eagle has landed. (Apollo 11 moon landing)
External.wav I'm not sure what the pitch is but it tastes like chicken and it's outa here. It's a home run.
fallen.wav I've fallen and I can't get up! (from a classic commercial)
Fallen2.wav I've fallen and I can't get up! (same thing, different woman)
feature.wav [music] And now, we're pleased to bring you our feature presentation.
FileDone.wav It's deep and I know it's not playable.
formon.wav Follow the money, Chris. Massage your dad's butt.
FRAN.WAV Fran Drescher laughing on The Nanny
freak.wav Poor misguided freak.
freakzilla.wav Freakzilla at scopenet dot com (I believe this is News Radio)
getout.wav Get. Out.
gluvme.wav Gotta luvme (Dinosaurs)
GodzillaDrink-TacpBell.wav Hey, Godzilla, Want something to drink? (the Chihuahua from the Taco Bell commercials)
gotmilk-m.wav Got milk?
greatgoogly.wav Great googly moogly (from a Snickers commercial)
halfdead.wav Director: You look pretty good for a dead man. Mulder: I'm only half dead. (X-Files)
heroin.wav [chuckle] Okay, this is like that episode of Star Trek with the parallel universe where everything is exactly the same except everyone is on heroine.
hesnew.wav Man: Hi. I'm Lou Filerman. I'm new here. Woman: Hey, Walter, what is the deal with tat guy? Walter: He's Lou Filerman. He's new here.
heykids.wav I'd like ot say Hi to all the kids lookin in the night... Heeey, kids.
HHGTTG2.WAV Deep Thought: The answer to everything, life, the universe, and... everything is... 42
hi-ho.wav Wilson: Hi-ho neighbor (Home Improvement)
HOOTERS.WAV Ted Bundy: No, actually, the family credo is, "Hooters, Hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, Hooters, on a girl that's dumb." (Married, With Children)
howdy.wav Minnie Pearl: How-deeeee!
impotence.wav Impotence can be a very embarassing problem
intel.wav Intel jingle
JACKET.WAV 1: Actually, I'm a little chilly. Can I have another straight jacket. 2: Of course.
jeapordy.wav Jeopardy tune (just TRY getting it out of your head now!)
killaman.wav Man: I know over 200 ways to kill a man. Kid: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face then blowtorch the other side so the rats have to eat their way out through his face. ... ... Man: 201
killer.wav (The Honeymooners) Trixie: I must be smeared, I'll go fix my lipstick... I won't be gone long... killer. I call you killer 'cause you slay me. Ralph: And I'm calling Bellvue because you're nuts!
laffsong.wav (probably from Laugh In) A woman laughs a tune with piano accompaniment
laugh.wav An odd laugh on a talk show
laugh-04.wav Sock It To Me Time! (Includes Richard Nixon)
LLBRAIN.WAV Lucy: Something's happened to my brain. It's all dried up.
meathead.wav Archie Bunker: You are a meathead.
missedit.wav (Get Smart) Max: Missed it by that much.
MONKEYS.WAV (Yes, Dear) Jimmy: You will? Greg: Yeah, but before I do you might want to step aside 'cause there's gonna be some monkeys flyin' out of my butt.
MONKEYS2.WAV (Yes, Dear) Greg: You might want to step aside 'cause there's gonna be some monkeys flyin' out of my butt.
mred.wav Hello, I'm Mr. Ed
mr-ed.wav [neigh] Hello, I'm Mr. Ed
my_fault.wav Alf: You're acting like this is all my fault.
naughtyparts.wav Church Lady: Well, I guess that makes out naughty parts tingle.
NEENER.WAV (it's Jason Alexander but I'm not sure from what show) Neener Neener Neener
not_mama.wav Baby: Not the mama! Dad: Ah, neither are you.
notim.wav (Home Improvement) Al: I don't think so, Tim
NOTMAMA.WAV Baby: NOT the mama!
notnearbutt.wav (Friends) Ross: Okay, my hands were nowhere near your butt
notready.wav Female: I think it's better for me to not have contact with you because you're not ready
NOW_LUCY.WAV Ricky: Now, Lucy
ntbud.wav (The Andy Griffith Show) Barney: Nip it in the bud!
NUDIEBAR.WAV (Married, With Children) AL: Where a buck's enough to see their stuff. Group: At the nudie bar! Male1: Where the breasts may be fake but man, do they shake. Group: At the nudie bar! Male2: Where you swear like a sailor and wish you could nail 'er. Group: At the nudie bar! Al: Where the cops are at the door and there's a Kennedy on the floor. Group: At the nudie bar!
nudity.wav I'm Troy McClure and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: Hardcore Nudity!
oooo.wav Horshack: Ooh! Ooh ooh ooh!
o-tay.wav (Little Rascals) O-Tay!
ovrload.wav The computer's overloaded. Too much data coming in too fast.
pat.wav SNL - Pat making a groaning noise
penis_dg.wav (Dharma and Greg) Kitty: Well, I am not going to stand here while you people keep saying 'penis'
philhartman-worship.wav All this can be yours if you bow down and worship me
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Hey, the first audio is from Bender of Futurama!
I just can't remember the episode from this specific sound, but if you see the E09 from S01 you'll hear him making this sound many times...
(sorry for bad english, I'm brazilian. =p)Posted by Fie, 18 June 2011 (11 months ago)
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