Presented here, for your enjoyment, are a series of wav files from television shows that I either could not attribute to any specific show or for which there weren't enough files to warrant the show having its own page. If you know which show a particular sound is from, please let me know.

aaawwyeaaaaaah.wav - Awwwwwww Yeeeaaaaahhh (unknown)

abfix.wav - Archie Bunker: So why don't you fix it, meathead, huh? (All in the Family)

abthat.wav - I didn't say that. (unknown)

abthrill.wav - That was so thrilling. (unknown)

abturn.wav - Archie Bunker: The world keeps turning and every time it turns it leans on me. (All in the Family)

ADDER01.WAV - Look, am I paying for this personal abuse or is it extra? (The Black Adder)

ADDER20.WAV - Orik, I would advise you to make the explanation you are about to give phenomenally good. (The Black Adder)

alfa.wav - And if you're wondering if we ever picked up three underage girls in Georgetown, gotten drunk and then crashed their dad's Alpha Romeo, I would have no idea what you're talking about. (unknown)

aquaman.wav - Aquaman! You go.... talk to some fish [laughter] (unknown)

ASSKICKN.WAV - I do the ass kicking around here! (unknown)

atmyage.wav - Granny: At my age, you gotta take your fun where you can find it. (Beverly Hillbillies)

bangzoom.wav - Bang! Zoom! (The Honeymooners)

BEACH.WAV - This island that you own. Is it, ah, near the beach? (Married, With Children)

beatle18.wav - I'm Ringo and I play the drums. (unknown)

bhthis.wav - Granny: What have I done to deserve this? (Beverly Hillbillies)

bigoc.wav - What's the big occasion? (unknown)

bionicfx.wav - Bionic sound effect from The 6 Million Dollar Man

blows.wav - This place blows! (unknown)

bobbafett.wav - Hey, Boba Fet. (unknown)

bras.wav - Peg: I don't know why we even need bras. Al: I think it's to keep your breasts off the plate when you eat. (Married, With Children)

breasts.wav - Duckman: Uhhh, sorry, I didn't hear you. I was staring at your breasts.

BROGERS.WAV - Opening from Buck Rodgers in the 25th Century (the whole song)

BTCHY.WAV - My, aren't we a witsy bitsy bitchy this evening? (unknown)

buckleup.wav - Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're going for a ride. (unknown)

BUH-BYE!.WAV - SNL plane sketch - "Buh bye."

BULWNK12.WAV - Boy this stuff is terrible. (sounds like Bullwinkle but I'm not sure)

burn.wav - 1: Bob, mind if I smoke? Bob: I don't care if you burn! (unknown)

BUSTED.WAV - Oh man, mine's busted. (unknown)

candaspy.wav - Excuse me? Listen, if you are insinuating that I am a spy, or that any member of my family is a spy, then you're way off base. Look, just because we're Canadian does not mean we are spies! (unknown)

cburger.wav - Judge: Order in the court. Female: I'll have a cheeseburger.

CNDYASS.WAV - You just made a fatal mistake, Mr. Candyass. I hope you know something about hand-to-hand combat! (Beavis and Butthead)

CONTROL.WAV 3rd Rock: Okay, that's it. You are officially out of control.

CRELM.WAV Crelm toothpaste, with the miracle ingredient, fraudulen.

crushing.wav Kids in the Hall: I'm crushing your head.

CURLY1.WAV Curly: I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens.

CYLON.WAV By your command

DEAD1.WAV Joe: Hey,Mo, Larry. I cut my head off. I'm dead.

dharma06.wav Kitty Montgomery: Oh, dear God, just let the earth open up and swallow me.

DIENOW.WAV You're gonna die now

doom.wav You guys wanna play Doom?

dragnett.wav Dragnet theme

DREW.WAV The ORIGINAL Drew Carey Show theme: Moon Over Parma

drunk.wav And I'm not drunk right now

ed_sul01.wav

eglanded.wav

External.wav

fallen.wav

Fallen2.wav

feature.wav

FERRIS.WAV

FileDone.wav

followme.wav

formon.wav

FRAN.WAV

freak.wav

freakzilla.wav

getout.wav

gluvme.wav

GodzillaDrink-TacpBell.wav

gotmilk-m.wav

grabmyass.wav

gravel.wav

greatgoogly.wav

halfdead.wav

HELLOFLO.WAV

heroin.wav

hesnew.wav

heykids.wav

heymoe.wav

HHGTTG2.WAV

hi-ho.wav

HOBBY.WAV

HOOTERS.WAV

howdy.wav

impotence.wav

intel.wav

JACKET.WAV

jeapordy.wav

JERRY17.WAV

killaman.wav

killer.wav

kramer_flipflop.wav

kramer03.wav

KRAMER2.WAV

KRAMERZ.WAV

laffsong.wav

laugh.wav

laugh-04.wav

Leezard-TacoBell.wav

LIKEANUT.WAV

LLBRAIN.WAV

Logarhythm-TacoBell.wav

mail_af.wav

makenote_stooge.wav

meatball.wav

meathead.wav

missedit.wav

misst.wav

MONKEYS.WAV

MONKEYS2.WAV

mred.wav

mr-ed.wav

my_fault.wav

naughtyparts.wav

NEENER.WAV

norm1.wav

norm-dog.wav

normwomn.wav

not_mama.wav

notcmplt.wav

notim.wav

NOTMAMA.WAV

notnearbutt.wav

notready.wav

NOW_LUCY.WAV

ntbud.wav

NUDIEBAR.WAV

nudity.wav

oldgam.wav

oooo.wav

oscarmyr.wav

o-tay.wav

ovrload.wav

pat.wav

penis_dg.wav

philhartman-worship.wav

phonelesson.wav

pizapiza.wav

PIZZA.WAV

prizemoney.wav

psycho.wav

ralph11.wav

ralph16.wav

rumble.wav

satan.wav

scotcrap.wav

scullyxfiles.wav

SEGA.WAV

SEXACTIV.WAV

SEXSEX.WAV

SEXTOP10.WAV

Shaq-TacoBell.wav

Showsover.wav

slinky.wav

SLUG.WAV

sn_nosoup.wav

snl001.wav

snl002.wav

soitnly.wav

spiffy.wav

STARINAT.WAV

startrek.wav

Startup.wav

STOOGE08.WAV

stooges3.wav

stuff.wav

swede.wav

tacobell.wav

tacobless.wav

TacoRevolution-TacoBell.wav

TAGRUNT2.WAV

TEMPER.WAV

tgspirit.wav

thanksmr.wav

think.wav

TIM-ALLE.WAV

timessex.wav

tootsie_pop.wav

TOUCHYOU.WAV

UNDEROOS.WAV

UNZIP.WAV

violent.wav

vitamin.wav

VivaGorditas-TacoBell.wav

WAZUP.WAV

whyidothat.wav

whyimpotent.wav

wrong.wav

yallcome.wav

YESYES.WAV

you_rang.wav

youcant.wav

YOURANG.WAV

YQTB-TacoBell.wav

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