Xander Cage is an extreme sports athelete and internet sensation who's stunts often skirt the law. When the government keeps losing agents in an attempt to infiltrate an anarchistic terrorist group, they recruit Cage to help them do it... well, it's either that or go to jail.

Xander Cage: Vin Diesel, Yelena: Asia Argento, Yorgi: Marton Csokas, Agent Augustus Gibbons: Samuel L Jackson, Toby Lee Shavers: Michael Roof, Milan Sova: Richy Müller, Senator Dick Hotchkiss: Tom Everett, TJ: Chris Gann

7-11s_xxx.wav Shavers: Knocked over a few 7-11's have we?

abouttime_xxx.wav Hotchkiss: Well, hello. It's about time.

agent4aweek_xxx.wav X: Well what do I understand? I've been an agent for a week.

allinhere_xxx.wav X: I want all that, in here.

almostkilled_xxx.wav X: What the hell are you talking about? You almost got us killed out there.

almostkilled2_xxx.wav X: You almost got us killed out there.

anotherhole_xxx.wav X: Tell your men to get down!... or I'm going to give you another hole to breathe out of.

authfigure_xxx.wav Gibbons: I'm an authority figure. That's what I'm supposed to do.

badwriting_xxx.wav X: Well you've got the manual. See if Shavers put anything in this car we can use. Yelena: He's got very bad hadwriting.

blewit_xxx.wav X: You wanna know where you blew it? With her. My aunt was in the restaurant business all her life. There's no way a career waitress comes to work in high heels. She'd have blisters the size of pancakes before lunch.

brokeme_xxx.wav [opera music] X: Oh, you gotta be kidding. You already broke me. You don't need to get cruel and unusual.

BS_xxx.wav X: Bulls**t!!

buspass_xxx.wav X: What's that, your bus pass?

callitaday_xxx.wav X: I guess we better call this a day, then.

cantask_xxx.wav Yelena: You can't ask me to go back there.

carchase_xxx.wav Police: You, in the red Corvette. Pull over. Immediately.  X: Yeah yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously, the car doesn't belong to me - it's not my style. It belongs to Dick: Dick Hotchkiss, a California state Senator.  You remember Dick, he's the guy that tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music, Dick! He's also they guy that wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country because he feels that the video games diminish the intelligence of our youth. Oh, come on, Dick... it's the only education we got.  Dick, you're a bad man, and you know what we do to bad men: We punish them.  Dick, you've just entered the Xander Zone.

cardsdealt_xxx.wav Gibbons: There's no time to play favorites, Xander. The cards have been dealt.

clever_xxx.wav X: That's clever.

complication_xxx.wav X: We've got a complication.

coverblown_xxx.wav Gibbons: Your cover's been blown. You're no longer useful.

cruelunusual_xxx.wav X: You don't need to get cruel and unusual.

deviated_xxx.wav Agent: And at, uh, oh-thirty hours, the mission deviated from the set parameters.

Deviated-full_xxx.wav Agent: And at, uh, oh-thirty hours, the mission deviated from the set parameters. Supervisor: It wasn't part of the plan for our agent to get shot in the back, that's reassuring.

didmyjob_xxx.wav X: I did my job, thank you. I'm coming home.

do4country_xxx.wav X: The things I'm gonna do for my country...

dontbeadick_xxx.wav X: Moral is: Don't be a dick, Dick.

dontplay_xxx.wav X: I don't play this game!

dowhatisay_xxx.wav Sova: When you are here, you are under my jurisdiction. You take my orders, you do what I say. And if you become any kind of an inconvenience, I'll shoot you.

english_xxx.wav Hotchkiss: you understand English?

evryman4himself_xxx.wav Subject: To hell with this, every man for himself.

excuseme_xxx.wav X: Excuse me?

extrapay_xxx.wav X: Boy, I hope they're paying you extra for this.

failedtest_xxx.wav X: I guess you monkeys are just too good for me. I guess I failed this test.

fanoflaw_xxx.wav X: Do I look like a fan of law enforcement?

faststupid_xxx.wav X: I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

firehole_xxx.wav Shavers: Fire in the hole.

flyplane_xxx.wav X: Now, is there anyone here who knows how to fly a plane?

foottoass_xxx.wav Gibbons: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.

forreal_xxx.wav X: Is she for real?

frankenstein_xxx.wav X: Look who it is... Frankenstein.

freshpowder_xxx.wav X: Nothing like fresh powder.

funnyguys_xxx.wav Drug Lord: I'll show you what we do to funny guys who get in our business.

getitstraight_xxx.wav X: Let's get this straight. You may not want me here but I definitely don't want to be here. Two, I've never been under anyone's jurisdiction. And three, if you're going to shoot anybody, shoot that monkey that sold you the suit.

guntotemple_xxx.wav Gibbons: See, this is usually where I take out my gun and press it to your temple and ask you very politely to do what I want.

hadmegoing_xxx.wav X: You know you almost had me going there for a while?

hdofclass_xxx.wav Gibbons: You just graduated at the head of your class.

helluvatrick_xxx.wav X: I wish I had a video camera. Yalena: What you talking about? X: 'Cause this is going to be one hell of a trick.

holdon2this_xxx.wav X: I'm gonna hold onto this for later.

howgethere_xxx.wav X: How did I get here?

humpleg_xxx.wav X: Is this guy gonna hump my leg?

ice_xxx.wav Yalena: Do you want some ice before your brain overheats?

identconfirmed_xxx.wav Computer: Identity confirmed.

imdone_xxx.wav X: That's it? I'm done?

inspired_xxx.wav Gibbons: If I told you not to jump off the Empire State building... X: You're right, I'd definitely do it. Gibbons: See, I inspired you. I'm an authority figure. That's what I'm supposed to do.

kickass_xxx.wav Shavers: Go kick some ass.

kiddingme_xxx.wav X: Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

kmascarface_xxx.wav X: Kiss my ass, scarface.

knewallalong_xxx.wav Yorgi: I knew about you all along and it was my pleasure to twist you and use you how I saw fit.

knockoutdarts_xxx.wav Shavers: Darts for everything. See the green ones? Dutura knockout darts. POW! Guy goes down for twelve hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, where he is and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood. X: I was shot twice by those. Shavers: ...Aaaaaaand the red ones...

letsdoagain_xxx.wav X: Let's do that again.

lionsatzoo_xxx.wav Gibbons: You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes: the wild cat. She remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. 400 pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after a while their eyes start to glaze over - and you can tell their soul has died.

lionsatzoo-full_xxx.wav Gibbons: You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes: the wild cat. She remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. 400 pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after a while their eyes start to glaze over - and you can tell their soul has died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke. They'll take a wild man like you and throw him in solitary just for the fun of it. No more mountains to board. No more oceans to surf. Just a 6x8 cell with no windows and only a bucket to shit in. But you can avoid all that by doing me this small favor. X: You don't have shit on me. Gibbons: I notice you have three X's tattooed on the back of your neck.  I think that's rather appropriate since you're looking at three strikes: Grand theft auto, reckless endangerment, and that little bridge stunt of yours? Makes you a three-time loser. Maybe you ought to call yourself Triple X. But if you do what I want I'll make all your little recent criminal transgressions go away and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life. X: You think maybe I should be like you: Get all shot up for the old stars and stripes. I bet that flag is a real comfort every time you look in a mirror. Gibbons: A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country... So what's it gonna be, triple x? You want to get on a plane or is, 'kiss my ass, scarface' your final answer?

live4this_xxx.wav X: I live for this shit!

mancanchange_xxx.wav Gibbons: You know, I'm the kind of guy who believes that under the right circumstances a man can change.

needmanual_xxx.wav Shavers: I almost forgot the maual. You're gonna need this.

nice2see_xxx.wav X: Nice to see you again, fellas.

noslap_xxx.wav X: You slap me again, I'm gonna throw you a beatin'

notasbad_xxx.wav X: Not all of them are as bad as you think. Gibbons: You had to shoot a cop to get in with them. How not as bad as I think can they be?

notinhere_xxx.wav Yalena: You're not supposed to be in here.

notransgressions_xxx.wav Gibbons: I'll make all your little recent criminal transgressions go away and let you get back to that pathetic excuse of a life.

notrude_xxx.wav Dick: I don't mean to be rude. [yes he does]

notthatgood_xxx.wav X: Oh, you're good... but not that good.

notwelcome_xxx.wav X: Okay, I'm not welcome.

onlyavette_xxx.wav X: It was only a Corvette.

oversoon_xxx.wav Gibbons: Don't worry yourself about it. It'll all be over soon.

passtest_xxx.wav Gibbons: Why is it always the a**holes who pass the tests?

paybacksam_xxx.wav Gibbons: This is your chance to pay back your Uncle Sam for all the wonderful freedoms you enjoy.

penetratormode_xxx.wav Shavers: Eagle eyes. Nine different enhanced vision modes. Every little boys dream... the penetrator mode.

prettyfast_xxx.wav X: You're pretty fast for an old man.

problem_xxx.wav Trucker: I said, you got a problem, boy? X: No, no problem.

problem2_xxx.wav Sova: Is there a problem?

punish_xxx.wav X: You know what we do to bad men: we punish them.

pussies_xxx.wav X: Pussies!!

quandry_xxx.wav Gibbons: So that sorta puts us in a quandary, doesn't it?

riskedlife_xxx.wav X: I've risked my live for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me.

saveworld_xxx.wav X: You know, if you're going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.

shootme_xxx.wav X: So what are you going to do, shoot me?

shootme-full_xxx.wav X: So what are you going to do, shoot me? Sova: Uh huh. Where do you want it? In the head, to be quick? Or in the chest for an open casket so I can see your heart? X: Can I think about it?

showmestuff_xxx.wav X: Show me the stuff.

snakepit_xxx.wav Gibbons: Do we want to send another mouse in the snake pit? Or do we want to send in our own snake and let him crawl in?

something2drink_xxx.wav X: Any of you guys got something to drink?

something2tell_xxx.wav Drug Lord: Unless you have something to tell me. Something I need to know, eh?

somethingnew_xxx.wav Gibbons: I think it's time we tried something new.

somethingtouse_xxx.wav X: There's gotta be something in here we can use.

takealook_xxx.wav Agent: Take a look at this. I'm not sure yet exactly what it is.

takeitpersonal_xxx.wav X: You didn't take it personal, did you?

takeyououtside_xxx.wav Yorgi: Take yourself outside.

talkin2much_xxx.wav X: You ever get punched in the face for talking too much?

thatsmydog_xxx.wav Stunt Guy: Ohhhh! That's my dog! Wassup? Today was off the hook! You're psycho, bro.

thatworks_xxx.wav X: That works.

thinkplaystation_xxx.wav X: You got a bazooka! Dude, stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation: blow shit up!

tuckmein_xxx.wav X: Last chance to tuck me in.

uncuff_xxx.wav X: Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

uncuff-full_xxx.wav X: Look who it is... Frankenstein. Uncuff me so I can beat the shit out of you.

untouchable_xxx.wav X: I'm untouchable.

upset_xxx.wav Gibbons: You seem upset.

vicious_xxx.wav X: You're cold, intelligent and vicious.

viciouscircle_xxx.wav Sova: First you set me up in a bar. Then you shoot me in the back. X: My boss does it to me, I did it to you. It's a vicious circle.

wedontknow_xxx.wav X: Remember, we don't' know each other. Sova: I wish we didn't.

welcome2a99_xxx.wav Yorgi: Most people talk a lot. Few people are up for the moment. Welcome to anarchy 99.

wentallout_xxx.wav X: Boy, they went all out on this one, huh?

whatabout_xxx.wav Sova: What is this all about?

whatcanudo_xxx.wav Yalena: What can you do for me? X: What do you want? Yalena: I want immunity from prosecution, asylum in the U.S. and citizenship. X: How about a condo in South Beach and a rich boyfriend? Yalena: Those I can get for myself.

whatdoing_xxx.wav X: What the hell are you doing?

whatgoingon_xxx.wav X: What the hell is going on here?

whatisplace_xxx.wav X: What is this place?

whatsitgonnabe_xxx.wav Gibbons: So what's it gonna be, triple x? You want to get on a plane or is, 'kiss my ass, scarface' your final answer?

whattalking_xxx.wav X: What the hell are you talking about?

whatwasplan_xxx.wav Yalena: I've been under cover here for two years. X: Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?

whoareyou_xxx.wav X: Who the hell are you?

whoinvited_xxx.wav Manager: Who invited you anyway?

withus2end_xxx.wav Yorgi: Through this door, you are with us to the end. Are you sure that is what you want?

wooooo_xxx.wav X: Wooooo!

xanderzone_xxx.wav X: You've just entered the Xander Zone.

xanderzone2_xxx.wav Yorgi's Brother: Welcome to the Xander Zone. X: Now that's funny... that's funny.

xanderzone3_xxx.wav X: Welcome to the Xander Zone!

youregood_xxx.wav X: Oh, you're good.

yourkindapeople_xxx.wav Gibbons: The job's not that difficult. I just want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them. X: What type of people? Gibbons: Dangerous, dirty, tattooed, uncivilized... your kind of people. X: Wait a minute... My kind of people would say, "kiss my ass, scarface."

yourturn_xxx.wav X: Okay, it's your turn... pretty boy.

Released in 2002

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