Seinfeld

Jerry: Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Kramer: Michael Richards, George: Jason Alexander, Newman: Wayne Knight

assman.wav Kramer: I'm Cosmo Kramer, the ass man

BACON.WAV - Kramer: She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan.

braincel.wav Kramer: It was, it was destroying my brain cells

dingo.wav Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby

gdmorng.wav Kramer: Good Morniiiing

gravel.wav Jerry: You broke my blender, didn't you? Kramer: Well, I was trying to make gravel and it just didn't work out.

HELLOFLO.WAV Kramer: Hello Flo? I don't like the sound of that.

hounds.wav Jerry: Release the hounds

JERRY17.WAV Jerry: You just close your eyes, you hope for the best.

jackass.wav Jerry: Oh, I am such a jackass

kramer_flipflop.wav Kramer: And there's nothin' holding me in place. I flippin'! I'm floppin'!

kramer03.wav Kramer: There's a naked woman across the street.

KRAMER2.WAV Kramer: Yeah, I've considered that.

KRAMERZ.WAV Kramer: You're crazy!

litlman2.wav Kramer: The little man knows all

mail.wav Newman: When you control the mail, you control... information

newman.wav Jerry: Hello newman

nkdwomn.wav Kramer: There's a naked woman across the street

nobigger.wav Kenny?: No one's a bigger idiot than me

nopirate.wav Kramer: Well you gotta wear it now. This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry, this, this is gonna be the new look for the 90's. You're gonna be the first pirate. Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!

nosoup.wav Soup Nazi: No soup for you!

poise.wav Kramer: Poise! Couch!

refreshi.wav Kramer: It's very refreshing

thirsty.wav Newman: These pretzels... are making me thirsty!

TOILET.wav Estelle Costanza: I fell right off the toilet

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