Col. Jack O'Neill - Richard Dean Anderson, Dr. Daniel Jackson - Michael Shanks, Capt./Maj./Lt. Col. Samantha Carter - Amanda Tapping, Teal'c - Christopher Judge, Maj. Gen. George S. Hammond - Don S. Davis, Dr. Janet Fraiser - Teryl Rothery, Sgt. Walter Davis/Harriman - Gary Jones

Episode 1: Children of the Gods

24hours_sg1.wav - Hammond: I'll give you exactly 24 hours to either return or send a message through.

adoreyou_sg1.wav - Carter: you know, you really will like me once you get to know me. Jack: Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

alwaysdothat_sg1.wav - Does that thing always do that?

amazing_sg1.wav - Carter: Oh my God. This is amazing.

beenherebefore_sg1.wav - We have to take a second elevator from here, sir.  It's a long way down. Jack: Yeah, I know. I've been here before.

besick_sg1.wav - Carter: I think I'm going to be sick.

biglunch_sg1.wav - Carter: I think I'm going to be sick... Ugh... Jack: Maybe you shouldn't have had that big lunch, huh?

bookjoke_sg1.wav - Hammond: did you ever think about writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty? Jack: I've thought about it, but then I'd have to shoot anybody who actually read it.

cantbe_sg1.wav - Carter: I don't think that can be, Dr.  Daniel: Why not?

cantdothat_sg1.wav - Jack: General, you can't do that!

chev4_sg1.wav - Sgt: Chevron 4 encoded.

chevlock_sg1.wav - SFX Sound of a chevron locking in.

closingiris_sg1.wav - Sgt: Closing iris [sfx of iris close]

danieljackson_sg1.wav - Hammond: Tell me about Daniel Jackson, Colonel. Jack: Daniel was a scientist. He sneezed a lot. Basically he was a geek, sir.

dont-touch_sg1.wav - What are you doing? Don't touch it!

elevatordoor_sg1.wav - SFX of elevator door.

explainconcept_sg1.wav - Hammond: Care to explain this concept?

figureout_sg1.wav - Kawalski: Okay, so what did we just figure out?

gateclose_sg1.wav - SFX of wormhole closing

gateclose2_sg1.wav - SFX of wormhole closing

gateclose3_sg1.wav - SFX of wormhole closing

gateclose-announce_sg1.wav - [SFX of wormhole closing] Sgt: Wormhole disengaged.

gateopen_sg1.wav - SFX of wormhole opening

gateopen2_sg1.wav - SFX of wormhole opening

gatetravel_sg1.wav - SFX of travel through gate

gatetravel-short_sg1.wav - SFX of travel through gate (short version)

gearout_sg1.wav - Jack: Okay, people, let's get the gear out. Let's move.

goinon_sg1.wav - Daniel: What's going on, Jack?

goodspot_sg1.wav - Kawalski: This looks like a good spot right up here.

herewego_sg1.wav - Jack: Oh, here we go.

iamajaffa_sg1.wav - Teal'c: I am a jaffa. Bread to serve so that they may live.

icansavethem_sg1.wav - Jack: I CAN SAVE THESE PEOPLE... HELP ME!!... help me. Teal'c: Many have said that... [staff weapon fire] But you are the first I believed could do it.

irisclose_sg1.wav - SFX of iris closing

irisopen_sg1.wav - SFX of iris opening

itsimportant_sg1.wav - Samuels:He says it's important.  It has to do with the Stargate.

jaffa-kri_sg1.wav - Apophis: Jaffa, kri!

ladiesfirst_sg1.wav - Jack: Captain? Carter: Don't worry, sir, I won't let you down. Jack: Good. I was going to say 'ladies first'

letmebecynic_sg1.wav - Samuels: What if the aliens get it? Jack: Well, they could be blowing their noses right now. Samuels: They could be planning an attack. Jack: Oh, come on, Samuels, let me be the cynic around here, okay?

http://wavs.unclebubby.com/wav/TV/StargateSG1/01ChildrenoftheGods/look@this_sg1.wav - Carter: My God. Look at this.

macguyver_sg1.wav - Carter: This is how they controlled it.  It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGuyver a system for the gate on Earth.

moonshine_sg1.wav - Jack: Moonshine? Scara: Moon-shine? Jack: Yeah, moonshine, as in booze... Daniel, what are you teaching these kids?

nohuman_sg1.wav - Dr: They're not human. Jack: Ya think?

notaccurate_sg1.wav - Jack: I regret to inform you that my report was not entirely accurate.

nowayout_sg1.wav - Jack: If there's a way out of here, I haven't found it yet.

now-we-wait_sg1.wav - Hammond: Now what? Jack: Now we wait.

now-what_sg1.wav - Hammond: Now what?

objectinabados_sg1.wav-  Sgt: The, um, 'object' should reach final destination in 5 seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... [wormhole close] The object should now be through the Abados Stargate.

overourheads_sg1.wav - Hammond: People, let's not fool ourselves here. This thing is both vast and dangerous and we are so far over our heads we can barely see daylight.

permission_sg1.wav - Jack: Permission to take a team through the Stargate, sir.

scientists_sg1.wav - Carter: I'm an Air Force officer, just like you are, sir.  And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle. Jack: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman... I like women... I've just got a little problem with scientists. 

sealgate_sg1.wav - Samuels: Sir, the deadline has been reached. Standing by to seal off Stargate, sir.

smooth_sg1.wav - Jack: Smooth... very smooth.

stayatmyplace_sg1.wav - Teal'c: I have nowhere to go. Jack: For this, you can stay at my place. Let's go!

takechances_sg1.wav - Teal'c: In exchange for carrying the infant go'aould until  maturity, a jaffa receives perfect health and long life.  If I were to remove it, I would eventually die. Jack: Well, if I were you, I'd take my chances.

takeseats_sg1.wav - Hammond: Gentlemen, take your seats.

weakness_sg1.wav - Jack: I had a moment of weakness.

whdisengaged_sg1.wav - Sgt: Wormhole disengaged.

wormholedisengaged_sg1.wav - Sgt: Wormhole disengaged.

yathink_sg1.wav - Dr: They're not human. Jack: Ya think?

Episode 2: The Enemy within

alert-destruct_sg1.wav Hammond: ALERT! All defense teams standby! set the base auto-destruct countdown at three minutes.

bargein_sg1.wav Jack: Permission to barge in, sir?

bugs-windshield_sg1.wav Jack: Well, there've gotta be worse ways to go, I suppose: Daniel: You don't think the Gou'aoulds are sending people through, do you? Jack: Be like bugs on a windshield.

closingiris_sg1.wav Sgt: Closing the iris! [SFX iris close]

doorhit_sg1.wav Hammond: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

headache_sg1.wav Hammond: This job give me a headache, too.

inboundtraveler_sg1.wav Sgt: Alert! Inbound traveler. Repeat, inbound traveler.

interrupting_sg1.wav Jack: Hey... am I interrupting anything? Teal'c: Yes.

irishold_sg1.wav Daniel: So, this iris is going to hold, right? Carter: Pure titanium less than 3 micrometers from the event horizon. It won't even allow matter to fully reintegrate. Jack: So, this iris is going to hold, right?

kindofofficer_sg1.wav Hammond: Just WHAT kind of an officer are you?

persistent_sg1.wav Kawalski: Damn, those Gou'aoulds are persistent, aren't they? Jack: I think we pissed them off.

scaringme_sg1.wav Kawalski: This is scaring me big time.

standdown-abort_sg1.wav Hammond: Alright, stand down from alert and abort the countdown.

stereo_sg1.wav Jack: I gotta  ask you something. It's not easy for me: Kawalski: We're friends. Jack: If you don't make it... can I have your stereo?

tealcpledge_sg1.wav Teal'c: I offer my knowledge of the Gou'aoulds. I offer my skills as a warrior in defeating them. I pledge my honor and my life to this world.

wormholeclose(2)_sg1.wav [SFX wormhole closing]

Episode 3: Emancipation

jackmotivates_sg1.wav Jack: So, when your back's up against the wall and there's no tomorrow, just take one day at a time and remember... the bigger they are... etcetera.

nochance_sg1.wav Jack: Oh, there's not a chance in hell.

obedient_sg1.wav Chief: You will learn your place and be obedient or you will suffer far worse than a beating.

oprah_sg1.wav Carter: So, you think this new anesthesia will be a new miracle drug on Earth? Daniel: Well, if it is, I bet somebody else will get the credit. We can never say where it came from. Jack: Damn. I'm gonna have to cancel that Oprah interview. Teal'c: What is an Oprah?

satisfied_sg1.wav Are you satisfied?

shutmeup_sg1.wav Carter: Here's your chance to shut me up once and for all.

signsoflife_sg1.wav Daniel: There's no signs of human life.

worstcase_sg1.wav Daniel: How is it you always come up with the worst-case scenario? Jack: I practice.

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