Sounds from the original series, The Next Generation, Deep Space 9, Voyager, and Several Movies.

2captain.wav Worf: Bridge to Cpt. Picard

39point1.wav Picard: Seal off deck 16. Post security teams at every access point. Worf: I, sir. Picard: Mr. Hawk, before we lost internal sensors, what were the exact environmental conditions in main engineering? Hawk: Atmospheric pressure was 2 kilopascals above normal, 92% humidity, 39.1 degrees celcius. Picard: 39.1 degrees... like a Borg ship.

4bhither.wav McCoy: You think this is it's way of saying "Hi there"

4KPARK.WAV Kirk: Everybody remember where we parked.

ACCESS.WAV Data: Accessing

aleak.wav Cochran: I gotta take a leak. Geordi: Leak? I'm not detecting any leak? Cochran: Don't you people from the 24th century ever pee? Geordi: Oh... 'leak'... I get it. That's pretty funny.

alphabet.wav Crusher: So much for the Enterprise E Picard: We barely knew her. Crusher: Do you think they'll build another one? Picard: There are plenty of letters left in the alphabet.

anxiety.wav Data: Captain, I believe I am experiencing... anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation

April42063.wav Data: April 4th, 2063

arm.wav Picard: Arm phaser banks and photon torpedoes.

asimlate.wav Worf: Assimilate this!

ASREAL.wav Q: This is as real as your so-called life gets.

assist-mono.wav Sulu: Do you require... assistance.

Beam.wav Picard: Beam me up, Scotty.

beendam1.wav Seven: I've been damaged.

Borg.wav Queen: I am the borg.

borginva.wav Picard: Captains log, stardate 50893.5. The moment I have dreaded for nearly 6 years has finally arrived. The Borg, our most lethal enemy, have begun an invasion of the Federation. And this time there may be no stopping them.

Bravest.wav Picard: I think you're the bravest man I've ever known.

busidone.wav Garrack: Gentlemen, I don't know about you but my business here is done.

c619.wav Worf: It is a good day to die.

classcom.wav Computer: Hello. I am the classroom computer system. What can I do for you today?

classgam.wav Computer: Would you like to play a game? (Does this sound familiar?)

classsor.wav Computer: I'm sorry but I can't do that. (This should sound familiar too)

comets.wav Riker: Captain, why are we out here chasing comets? Picard: Let's just say that Starfleet has every confidence in the Enterprise and her crew, they're just not sure about her Captain. They believe that a man who was once captured and assimilated by the Borg should not be put in a situation where he would face them again. To do so would introduce an unstable element into a critical situation. Riker: That's ridiculous. Your experience with the Borg makes you the perfect man to lead this fight. Picard: Admiral Hayes disagrees.

Compexit.wav Picard: Computer: Exit.

DAMITJIM.WAV McCoy: Dammit, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?

DATA.WAV Data: I am designed to exceed human capacity both mentally and physically.

databan.wav Data: Abandon ship. This is not a drill.

databye.wav Data: Good night, Captain. Sleep well, sir.

Deactiv.wav Picard: Perhaps you should deactivate you emotion chip for now.

Deactiv2.wav Picard: Perhaps you should deactivate you emotion chip for now. Data: Good idea, Sir.

DEPART.WAV Control: This is control, Enterprise. Permission to depart granted. (in stereo)

depart-mono.wav Control: This is control, Enterprise. Permission to depart granted. (in mono)

discon.wav Picard: Computer: Discontinue program.

doctor1.wav McCoy: I'm a Doctor, not an Engineer. Scotty: Now, you're an Engineer.

energize.wav Picard: Energize.

Energize02.wav Picard: Picard to Enterprise: Energize.

engage2.wav Picard: Engage.

engaged.wav Picard: Engage!

ENHANCE.WAV Sulu: Magnify. Computer: Computer enhancement.

enlarge.wav Picard: Enlarge and identify.

entstory.wav Dukat: This is a very entertaining story but why am I listening to it?

error1.wav Nomad: Error... Error... Examine.

explain.wav Picard: Explain.

FEAR.WAV ???: What do you see? LOOK AROUND! These are CHAOTIC times, Captain. I'm simply an instrument of my time. People need to understand fear. Do you understand fear?

feltlike.wav Troi: I've never felt anything quite like this before.

futile.wav Locutus: Resistance is futile.

Futile02.wav Locutus: Resistance is futile.

gd_day2die.wav Worf: It is a good day to die.

GEORDI02.WAV Geordi: This is impossible.

GEORDI03.WAV Geordi: What am I supposed to tell the Captain? It's possible and yet, it's not possible.

getoffbr.wav Picard: Get off my bridge!

Goodtime.wav Picard: Try and look as if you're having a good time.

greatman.wav Riker: Someone once said, "Don't try to be a great man: Just be a man. Let history make its own judgments." Cochrane: That's rhetorical nonsense. Who said that? Riker: You did. Ten years from now.

Hedead.wav Picard: He's dead, Jim.

hellocmp.wav Scotty: Hello, computer.

hotdamn.wav Cochrane: A group of cybernetic creatures from the future have traveled back through time to enslave the human race and you're here to stop them? Riker: That's right. Cochrane: Hot damn, you're heroic.

Iambegin.wav Queen: I am the beginning. The end. The one who is many.

idontpla.wav Worf: I do not play with toys.

inerlite.wav The song Picard learned during his "other life" experience. with some dialogue following. [If you have a better recording of this PLEASE let me know!!]

jimqust.wav McCoy: Jim, what are you doing? Kirk: I'm asking a question.

KIDDING.WAV Sulu: Are you kidding?

KIRKHERE.WAV Kirk: Kirk here.

kirkqust.wav Kirk: I AM asking how, mister. I want answers.

LEARNTYP.wav Chakotay: I see you never learned to type.

lifeover.wav Locutus: Your life, as it has been, is over.

linedraw.wav Picard: The line must be drawn here.

Locutos-resist.wav Locutus: Resistance is futile.

LOCUTUS.WAV Locutus: I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile.

locutus02.wav Locutus: I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile.

Locutus1.wav Locutus: I am locutus. Resistance is futile.

locutus2.wav Locutus: You will disarm all your weapons and escort us to sector 001 where we will begin assimilating your culture.

mailworf.wav Worf: Captain. Incoming message.

makeitso.wav Picard: Make it so.

makeitso2.wav Picard: Make it so.

Mccoy-deadimposs.wav McCoy: He's dead, Jim. Kirk: But that's impossible.

MSHOWER.WAV Sulu: Don't tell me that was any meteor shower.

nolngr.wav Picard: This is no longer amusing.

NZONE1.WAV Klingon: Obey treaty stipulations and remain outside the neutral zone.

NZONE2.WAV Klingon: Remain outside the neutral zone.

physical.wav Queen: Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure? Data: If you are referring to sexuality, I am fully functional: Programmed in multiple techniques. Queen: How long has it been since you've used them? Data: 8 years, 7 months, 16 days, 4 minutes, 22... Queen: Far too long.

picrd2.wav Picard: Yes, I know that, Data, but what could it be?

plsmeet.wav Garrack: It was a pleasure meeting you.

powerl.wav Scotty: Captain. We're losing power in the warp engines.

powrdown.wav Riker: Power down and disengage.

proceed.wav Picard: Proceed.

Prosper.wav Spock: Live long and prosper.

REALMONY.WAV McCoy: I'd give real money if he'd shut up!

recaccod.wav Garrack: Ironic, isn't it? The only place in the galaxy that still recognizes my access code is a Bajoran space station.

redalert_trek.wav Picard: Red alert! All hands to battle stations.

repmalf.wav Seven: There is a malfunction. I am attempting to repair it.

Resistance1.wav Borg: Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

resist-hugh.wav Hugh: Resistance is futile.

restance.wav Borg: We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

retship.wav Picard: Mr. Data and I are returning to the ship.

rockroll.wav Riker: Everybody ready to make some history? Geordi: Always am. Cochrane: I think I forgot something. Riker: What? Cochrane: I don't know. It's probably nothing. Troi: Begin ignition sequence... (begins countdown) Cochrane: Oh, God! Now I remember! Geordi: What? Cochrane: Where is it? Geordi: What!? Cochrane: We can't leave without it. Riker: Geordi, we've got to abort! Chochrane: NO. No, wait, I found it. (countdown continues) Chochrane: Let's rock and roll! ["Magic Carpet Ride"]

scott.wav A montage of Mr. Scott giving grim news of ships status.

scotty02.wav Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive. Scotty: Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

scotty1.wav Scotty: Don't do it, Captain.

scotty2.wav Sulu: She's supposed to have transwarp drive. Scotty: Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

scotwarp.wav Kirk: Scotty. I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead.

Sensat.wav Data: It is an intriguing sensation.

SHIELDS.WAV Sulu. Shields. SHIELDS!!

shields-mono.wav Sulu. Shields. SHIELDS!! (in mono)

shutupws.wav Picard: Shutup Wesley!

stos0041.wav Nomad: Biological units are inherently inferior. This is an inconsistency.

ST-SEX.WAV Alien Female: Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

tempted.wav Data: She brought me closer to humanity that I ever thought possible and, for a time, I was tempted by her offer. Picard: How long a time? Data: zero point six eight seconds, Sir. For an android, that is nearly an eternity.

tosfight.wav The Star Trek fight music

upyours.wav Scotty: Up your shaft.

urdrunk.wav  Troi: Will, I think we have to tell him the truth. Riker: If we tell the truth, the timeline... Troi: Timeline!? This is no time to argue about time. We don't have the time... What was I saying? Riker: You're drunk. Troi: I am not. Riker: Yes you are. Troi: Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. Then, it took three shots of something called tequila just to find out he was the one we're looking for. I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So, don't go criticizing my counseling techniques.

WARF03.WAV Warf: There's nothing more to be said.

warp-9.wav Picard: Increase to warp 9.

we-borg.wav Hugh: We are Borg.

Worf-honour.wav Warf: This is a great honor.

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