The Birdcage

A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancé's right-wing moralistic parents.

Armand Goldman: Robin Williams, Albert Goldman/Starina: Nathan Lane

amatur.wav Albert: "Amateur! Lie down before you hurt yourself."

goin_on.wav Albert: HEY! What's goin' on here!!?? (Okay, this might be from the Lion king...)

hardon.wav Armand: I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida.

playit.wav Albert: Oh, I could play it straight.

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