The Matrix

A computer hacker learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his reality and his role in the war against the controllers of it.

Thomas A. Anderson (Neo): Keanu Reeves, Morpheus: Laurence Fishburne, Trinity: Carrie-Anne Moss, Agent Smith: Hugo Weaving, Oracle: Glorie Foster, Cypher: Joe Pantoliano, Tank: Marcus Chong, Apoc: Julian Arahanga, Mouse: Matt Doran, Switch- Belinda McClory, Dozer: Anthony Ray Parker

accident_mx.wav Cypher: There was an accident.  All of a sudden, boom! [great critical stop sound]

almostonline_mx.wav Morpheus: Apoc, are we online? Apoc: Almost [startup]

alreadydead_mx.wav Cop: I sent 2 units. They're bringin' her down now. Smith: No lieutenant, your men are already dead

awakeordreaming_mx.wav Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?

bluepill_mx.wav Cypher: Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

bluepill-full_mx.wav Cypher: You know, I know what you're thinking. 'Cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here. Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?

bluepillredpill_mx.wav

byebyekansas_mx.wav Neo: What does that mean? Cypher: It means 'buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas... is going bye-bye'

cantbetold_mx.wav Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

cantgoback_mx.wav Neo: I can't go back, can I? Morpheus: No... but if you could, would you really want to?

desertofreal_mx.wav Morpheus: Welcome... to the desert... of the real.

didntseeitcoming_mx.wav Cypher: Surprise, a**hole. I bet you never saw this coming... did you?

dodgebullets_mx.wav Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready... you won't have to.

dodgethis_mx.wav Trinity: Dodge this. [gunshot]

doingjob_mx.wav Cop: Hey, I'm just doin' my job.

dontbelieve_mx.wav Cypher: No. I don't believe it.

enjoydie_mx.wav Smith: I'm going to enjoy watching you die.

feelweird_mx.wav Morpheus: Try to relax. ... This will feel... a little weird.

find-destroy_mx.wav Smith: Find them and destroy them.

freemind_mx.wav Morpheus: I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it.

getuptrinity_mx.wav

gonnawork_mx.wav Trinity: No one has ever done anything like this. Neo: That's why it's going to work.

handle1girl_mx.wav Cop: I think we can handle one little girl.

helloneo_mx.wav Trinity: Hello, Neo.

hitme_mx.wav Morpheus: Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

indanger_mx.wav Trinity: Right now, all I can tell you is that you're in danger.

kungfu_mx.wav Neo: I know kung fu.

loadusup_mx.wav Trinity: Tank, load us up.

makeachoice_mx.wav

nospoon_mx.wav Neo: There is no spoon.

offeringtruth_mx.wav Morpheus: Remember, all I'm offering is the truth... nothing more.

realdream_mx.wav

realworld_mx.wav Morpheus: Welcome... to the real world.

red-dress_mx.wav Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

removemetal_mx.wav Guard: Could you please remove any metalic items you're carrying. Keys, loose change...

residualselfimage_mx.wav Morpheus: Your appearance now is what we call residual self-image. It is the mental projection of your digital self.

revelation_mx.wav Smith: I'd like to share a revelation I've had during my time here.

showdoor_mx.wav Morpheus: I told you I can only show you the door. You have to walk through it.

tasteslikechicken_mx.wav

thingisreal_mx.wav Neo: Jesus Christ, that thing's real!?

timeagainstus_mx.wav Morpheus: Time is always against us.

tiredofbs_mx.wav Cypher: I'm tired of that ja**off and all of his bulls**t.

whatdoing_mx.wav Boss?: What were you doing?

whathap2me_mx.wav Neo: Morpheus, what's happening to me?

whyhere_mx.wav

yesorno_mx.wav Cypher: All I want is a little yes or no.

yesorno2_mx.wav Cypher: Yes?... Or no?

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