The Tick

allicnbe.wav Tick: I must be all that I can be!

badguy.wav So he says to me, "You want to be a bad guy?" and I say "YEAH, BABY! I WANNA BE BAD!!" I says, "Sure [???] space ponies. I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!"

bigheadtinybrain.wav How can you have such a big head, and such a tiny brain?

bipolar.wav Tick: Looks like a job for Bi-Polar bear! BPB: But I just can't seem to get out of bed this month.

blownose_tick.wav Tick: Don't you blow your nose at me, mister!

blt.wav Tick: Lady, you just toasted the best BLT joint in the tri-state area. Prepare to pick up the tab.

boombaby.wav Boom, baby, boom! I'm the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!

bootevil.wav Tick: The boots of evil were made for walkin'

branride.wav Tick: Man, riding a bran muffin through a giant digestive tract... truly thrilling.

candybr.wav By my calculations, the cost of this candy bar will not put the city into debt.

capabera.wav - Tick: What's wrong with my dog? Doc: Tick, that's just it. You don't have a dog. Tick: I don't? Doc: You have a hydrocorus hydroperous. Tick: Huh? Doc: Capabera, Tick. Speak is a rodent. Tick: Oooh. Doc: But he's one of the world's largest. Tick: Alright! Go, Speak!

carded.wav 1: You must be the doorman? Doorman: Yes, but men call me... Jim. IDs, please. Arthur: Oh! Uh... okay. 1: Uh, wait a sec, I may have left it in my other tights. Doorman: I get it. Spelling America with a K, are we? 2: Uh oh. We're being carded. We're definitely being carded.

chickens.wav Tick: Arthur, is that you? Eyes failing... chicken soup only chance for survival. Arthur: Oh, Tick, relax. Everyone gets a cold once in a while. Tick: Bring the soup.

chtick3.wav Arthur: I don't know. Maybe they're plums dipped in sugar, maybe they're made out of sugar. I just don't know. I never had one. Tick: But they're dancing, Arthur. They're dancing in my head!

comedown_tick.wav Arthur: No! No no no no. Changed my mind. Wanna come down.

corporat.wav Tick: Brace yourself while corporate America tries to sell us it's wretched things.

crazy1.wav Arthur: I think I'm going crazy. Tick: You're not going crazy, Arthur. You're going sane in a crazy world.

crimeofcent_tick.wav Tick: Cool, the crime of the century.

dairygoo.wav Tick: AH! Dairy goodness.

danger.wav Tick: It's starting to smell a little like danger in here.

daytime.wav Tick: Well, there's only one thing to do now: Wear this cold down with many hours of daytime television.

defender_tick.wav Tick: It is I, The Tick, your destined defender!

deposit.wav 

disappointing_tick.wav Tick: Well, this is disappointing.

dream.wav Tick: Arthur, I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for. And then you tried to saw off my head. Weird, huh?

evilbeware_tick.wav Tick: May evil beware! And... may good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables.

evilfoot.wav Tick: Wherever villainy rears it's great big head; wherever evil sets it's giant ill-smelling foot, you will find The Tick.

facethetick.wav Tick: Not so fast, naughty spawn. I say to you, "Sto your evil ways." You face The Tick.

feet.wav Tick: Man, for a huge guy your feet are freaky small.

figout_tick.wav Tick: We'll figure it out.

finder.wav Tick: Look what came in the mail today! It's the beanfinder tracking device, Arthur. I ordered it from the back of Leotard Legends Monthly.

friends.wav

fruitcocktail.wav Tick: Would anyone care for a fruit cocktail?

gadmymelon_tick.wav Tick: Gad! My MELON!

good2join_tick.wav Tick: Good of you to join us in another sterling victory over the forces of evil.

gotablimp.wav Tick: Hey, cool. They got a blimp!

gotaplan_tick.wav Tick: Arthur! I've got a plan!

gravity_tick.wav Tick: Gravity is a harsh mistress.

greatapt.wav

hang10.wav Tick: Let's hang ten for justice!

hedncool.wav

idea.wav

ifhekick.wav

imokay_tick.wav I'm okay.

jerk.wav

knockoff.wav Tick: Villains, I say to you now, "Knock off all that evil!"

mademedo_tick.wav Tick: Now look what you made me do.

mindheal.wav Tick: That's just it, doc. My mind has always been my Achilles' heel.

missile.wav 

mucus.wav

myname.wav

neat_tick.wav Tick: Neat!!

nofair_tick.wav Awwww... No fair!

notinbusiness.wav

N'S-LIVR.WAV

poodle.wav

putyoudn.wav

ramapantindividuality.wav

reno.wav

renounce.wav

ridehome.wav Don't hurt him. He's definitely our ride home.

rousted.wav Tick: Well, evil has been rousted and the babysitter's been paid. Come, heroes, our work here is done.

ruinedrabbit_tick.wav You've ruined everything, you terrible rabbit person.

rwedead_tick.wav Arthur: Are we dead yet?

science.wav

scratchy.wav

seekhelp_tick.wav Tick: Seek professional help.

shesgood_tick.wav Tick: Man, she's good.

sleeponit_tick.wav Arthur: I think I'll just sleep on it, okay?

soup.wav Tick: Arthur. Resistance wearing down. Must have more soup.

spoon.wav

spooon.wav Tick: Spoon!

superhq.wav Tick: Well, this place is going to take a lot of work if it's going to be our super hero headquarters.

surrende.wav

susan.wav

swift.wav Tick: Prepare for swift justice.

t_spoon.wav Tick: Spoon! (ta da)

theme.wav

theygreat_tick.wav Tick: They're great!

toldmom.wav

tresur.wav

urbarry.wav

weasels.wav Tick: Don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!

wehave.wav

whathappens_tick.wav Arthur: I mean, we've been at this for hours. What if nothing happens? Tick: We're superheroes. Something always happens.

whatnow_tick.wav Arthur: What happens now?

workwithme_tick.wav Work with me here, will you?

yeahbaby.wav

yourmom.wav

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