The Wedding Singer

 Robbie, the singer and Julia, the waitress are both engaged to be married but to the wrong people. Fortune intervenes to help them discover each other.

Robbie Hart: Adam Sandler, Julia Sullivan: Drew Barrymore, Holly Sullivan: Christine Taylor, Sammy: Allen Covert, Glenn Gulia: Matthew Glave, Rosie: Ellen Albertini Dow, Linda: Angela Featherstone

alladults_ws.wav  Holly: Come on, we're all adults here.

allright_ws.wav Sammy: What I'm saying is all I really want is someone to hold me and tell me that everything is going to be alright. Drunk: Everything's gonna be alright.

dingdong_ws.wav Robbie: I've got nothing to offer anybody. I haven't done jack shit since high school.  Why would any girl ever marry me? Sammy: Marry you? I'm just trying to get someone to play with your ding dong.

downy-cheer_ws.wav Sammy: Hey, these sheets are soft, do you use Downy? Robbie: No, all tempa-Cheer.  You can wash your clothes in any temperature and the colors don't run together. Sammy: Really? Robbie: Yeah, now leave me alone.

everybodyleave_ws.wav Robbie: Did everybody leave? Julia: Pretty much. Except for a few cops that are still interviewing a few witnesses.

ihavemic_ws.wav Father: Hey buddy, I'm not paying you to hear your thoughts on life, I'm paying you to sing. Robbie: Well I have a microphone and you don't. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!

losingmind_ws.wav Jimmie: He's losing his mind.

matgirl_ws.wav Julia: You're above all that material bullshit. Robbie: I don't know.  We're living in a material world and I am a material girl.

mentalinst_ws.wav Kid: You're going to the mental institution.

microphone.wav Robbie: Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire, you understand me?

moneyfan_ws.wav Banker: Do you have any experience? Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

shelikesyou-not_ws.wav Robbie: Anyway, she told me she likes you. Sammy: Really??... She said that? Robbie: No!

urabitch_ws.wav Kid: You're a bitch.

vhtshirt_ws.wav Robbie: Please get out of my Van Halen T-Shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

weddingthing_ws.wav Linda: Oh... Okay... So, you're still pissed about that wedding thing.

yesterday_ws.wav Robbie: Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!!!

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