Trading Places

A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.

Louis Winthorpe III - Dan Aykroyd, Billy Ray Valentine - Eddie Murphy, Randolph Duke - Ralph Bellamy, Mortimer Duke - Don Ameche, Coleman - Denholm Elliott, Ophelia - Jamie Lee Curtis, Penelope Witherspoon - Kristin Holby

backup_tp.wav Valentine: Back the f**k up. Back up!

beefjerky_tp.wav Valentine: Beef jerky time. Want some beef jerky?

besorry_tp.wav Winthorpe: You'll be sorry. You'll all be very very sorry.

deeplaf_tp.wav Valentine laughs

freeze_tp.wav Winthorpe: Freeze, slimball!

getout_tp.wav Valentine: Get the f**k out!

ignorant_tp.wav What are you, ignorant?

jacuzzi_tp.wav Valentine: Say, man, when I was growing up, if we wanted jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.

jiveturkey_tp.wav It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving.

lunatic_tp.wav Valentine: This man's obviously a lunatic. I'm calling security.

maggot_tp.wav Get lost you maggot.

menace_tp.wav Winthorpe: People like this are a menace to decent society.

mensex_tp.wav Winthorpe?: Those men wanted to have sex with me!

moi_tp.wav Valentine: Motherf***er? Moi?

nothingfunny_tp.wav Don't try anything funny or the whore loses a kidney.

ripeyes_tp.wav I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.

scumbag_tp.wav What a scumbag.

singing_tp.wav Valentine singing?

stonegroove_tp.wav It was a stone groove, my man.

yeah_tp.wav Yeah!

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